Disclaimer I do not Own Kim possible, My life as a teenage robot, Ben 10, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, or Powerpuff girls.
A man in a black and orange mask cut down several guards in his way as he walked down the hall of a military storage facility. He was followed by a green women and a tentacle faced alien. The alien ran tough the hallway crushing many guards.
"What did Drakken want again?" asked Vilgax.
"He wanted the Coradata Menulis an ancient artifact of unknown origin and power level" said Shego.
"How come the power lvl is unknown?" asked Slade
"It absorbed the life energy of all who tried to study it" said Shego.
Shego kept walking while Slade and Vilgax stopped. Shego was 10 feet away when she realized she was the only one moving.
"What?" asked Shego.
"It kills people by draining their life energy" stated Slade.
"Yes"said Shego.
"Then how do you plan on carrying it out?" asked Slade.
"Do you remember that Superhero we captured, Electric Man?" asked Shego.
"Yeah?" said Slade.
Shego held up 3 pills. One was blue, another was yellow and the last one was purple.
"I don't get it" said Vilgax.
"The yellow pill contains Electric man in dehydrated form, the blue one contains water, the purple is a mind control supplement" said Shego.
"Oh and since Him and Vlad captured him, he's think we saved him" said Slade.
"Now lets go before some hero shows up" said Shego.
"I just hope it's not Lady All. with her power of everything unless you said it aloud, last time we fought she made killer pickles" said Slade.
"One time she turned my fire into paper towels" said Shego.
"So you get rid of the well known powers first like Speed and Strength every time or are they gone permanently?" asked Vilgax.
"They come back every 10 days" said Shego.
Soon the villains came to a door marked unknown crap. They entered the room to find a large collection of stuff. They did not know where to start until they noticed the signs indicating everything was sorted Alphabetically.
"Um are we looking in the C section or the M section?" asked Slade.
""Good Question" said Shego.
"C" said Vilgax.
"What?" asked Shego.
"We go to the C section it will be there" said Vilgax.
"How sure are you of that?" asked Shego.
"I am not from this planet but even I know who Adolf Hitler was and his body is over there in the A section" said Vilgax.
"Good enough for me" said Shego.
"We should look in the E section for Elvis" said Slade.
"We should get what we came for and go" said Shego.
The group followed the signs to the C section. They began their search for the Coradata Menulis. They found odd things like crunchy cold virus, Country cow monster corpse, a car named Cody who had a magic cake. They found a cursed cloak, a crappy clock, ad a cape that cried.
"Did they only collect and store bullshit here?" asked Slade.
"This place is making me sick" said Shego.
"I found it" said Vilgax carrying a large book.
"How are you even holding it?" asked Shego.
"I used a carrot to hit the off stitch" said Vilgax.
"It has an off switch?" said Shego raising an eyebrow.
"Who ever invented it must have been smart, insane, lazy or all three" said Vilgax.
"Can we go now, the cannibal Chinese women is giving me the creeps" said Slade.
2 days later.
Hero squad was on a jet heading towards the Ring of Fire where an old villain base was rumored to be. Their main reason for going was the fact that there was an energy spike of 600 near there. Anything above 250 was considered to dangerous to be near anything volatile, i.e the worlds largest collection of volcanos.
"Are we ever going to talk about Zori?" asked Bethany.
"Nope" said Danny.
"Kevin, come on she was our friend" said Betahny.
"She lied to us and ran away from her duties" said Kevin.
So did Alex, Danny, Jenny and I, Alex s a demon, Danny is the Ghost king, Jenny's a terrorist, and I'm the last Powerpuff girl" said Bethany.
"Ok first of all Alex is a demon but she is a demon hunter she captures rouge demons and prevents anyone from messing with the rules of space and time, Danny is not the ghost king, not yet the old ones even said so, XJ-9 is a terrorist while Jenny is an ambassador" said Kevin.
"Kim?" asked Bethany.
"I respect your name change so respect mine, Zori should have married, during UPW2 so many souls flooded the after realms that the overlords had to ask Hades to use his land since his realm is vast, they are still being stored there because the filers are still sorting" said Alex.
"Jenny?" asked Bethany.
"As XJ-9 I killed 702 fellow robots it had noting to do with the war, but 9034 robots were lost during the war, most of the bodies still have not been found and this war just ended a week ago" said Jenny.
"Am I the only one cares that she was our friend and teammate?" asked Bethany.
"Duo shut up, Hacker is gone, ok everyone we're at the site, see ya below" said Alex.
Alex opened the hanger door then jumped out. Kevin turned into a purple slime alien called goop. Danny simply went intangible. Jenny opened a portal and was gone. Bethany flew out and once they were all on solid ground met at the meeting spot.
"Ok so the Intel says that some rocking is the entrance" said Alex.
"Cold my scan indicates that the rock in question is a hologram" said Jenny.
"Anything else Hive?" asked Alex.
"We are surrounded by 152 men" said Jenny.
"That's an odd number to have" said Danny.
"Do we surrender or fight?" asked Bethany.
"We surrender of course, how else will we get into the base without losing the targets" said Alex.
"Hey we surrender" said Kevin.
152 men turned visible. 10 of them went to bind the captives while the rest kept their weapons trained on them. 142 men stayed topside while 10 men 2 for each prisoner, escorted them downward into the base. They took them to the main room where Drakken was busy putting something together. He didn't bother to look up.
"Which idiot brought them straight here instead of taking them to the cells or I don't know KILLED THEM ON SIGHT!" yelled Drakken.
"It was 18's idea sir" said a man with the number 26.
"19 wanted to kill them when we saw their plane but 18 said it would be better to keep them alive" said 32.
"Where was 17?" asked Drakken.
"Bathroom sir, he had a bad taco" said 81.
"42 go kill 18 please" said Drakken.
42 was sitting quietly behind Drakken. He got up and left to kill 18.
"As for the hero's bind them to the doom rods" said Drakken.
The group was taken over to some pillars. Danny was chained with ectoplasmic chains. Alex was given a chair but could not move as she was in a circle made of holy symbols. Bethany was bound with anti x ropes. Jenny was held in place with a magnet. and Kevin simply had his arms bound.
"So Drakken already knew how to stop us?" asked Danny.
"He watched the news" said 40.
"15 where the fuck is the final component!" screamed Drakken.
"Shego just called she'll be here in 9.3 minutes " said 15.
"Good, once she's here, we can start phase 1" said Drakken.
"What's the plan?" asked Danny.
"Excuse me?" asked Drakken confused.
"What's your plan to take over the world?" asked Danny.
"Why on earth would I possible tell you that?" asked Drakken.
"Because you a super villain, that's what you guys do" said Danny.
"That it is stupid and I would never waste time to revel my plan to someone I want dead, ask you demon...Alex or Kim?" asked Drakken.
"It's Alex now, No Drakken never reveled his plans well not until I beat him" said Alex.
"Yes waiting for the police to show was time consuming so we talked about my plans, her life, whatever" said Drakken.
"Alex he knows who you are!" said Bethany.
"What's your point?" asked Alex.
Both Drakken and Alex stared at her waiting for answer.
"I kinda thought that was my point" said Bethany.
"OK whatever" said Alex.
"I know that Dementor broke into my weapon storage and messed with some devices causing the time machine to malfunction an rip holes in time and space, Dementor ended up in Mongolia ran through by Attila the Hun himself, now where did you end up, I couldn't find you" said Drakken.
"Salam Massachusetts, 1692, February 2nd" said Alex.
The disgust and horror were clear on Drakken's blue face.
"Good gods, burned alive as a witch" said Drakken.
"I know right, hey did you ever find Rufus or Ron?" asked Alex hopeful.
"The rat as it turns out was our original ancestor" said Drakken.
"What! no way!" said Alex.
"That would be a good joke but sadly it is not, as for Ronald it turns out he was taught the monkey style and given the Lotus blade because he was the one that created that style, oh Ron's soul is the lotus blade" said Drakken.
"Drakken I'm back!" said Shego walking in.
"Ah good, also say hello to Hero Squad, she prefers Alex and the witch is not nearly as smart as the other witch's we've met" said Drakken.
Hey!" said Bethany.
"Hey Alex" said Shego.
"Wait a minute, your villain had respect for you?" asked Kevin.
'Yeah why?" asked Alex.
"Because Vilgax was always sexually harassing Gwen" said Kevin.
Vilgax appeared as if out of thin air. He leaned on one of the doom rods trying to look cool.
"Now why don't you be a good little boy and turn into her so I can see my sexy little minx" said Vilgax.
"Blaagh!" Alex vomited.
"Oh gross dude! I don't mean the vomit" said Danny.
'I just want to feel her soft silky hair between my tentacles" said Vilgax.
"Blaagh!" Bethany Vomited.
"Dude please stop!" begged Jenny.
"Vilgax away from the prisoners I'm going to kill them later, it would not be fair to torture them as well" said Drakken.
"I know and I just want to run my tongue across her ivory white skin one last time!" said Vilgax.
"Blaaagh!" shego vomited.
"Please make it stop!" cried Jenny.
A red beam of light shot Vilgax in the chest. He was sent careening into the far wall. Vilgax got up put his hands in the air then walked over to the table where they were joined by Him, Slade and Vlad. They were talking so low the hero's couldn't hear them but it was obvious it was about the blue prints they were talking about. Kevin noticed that his binds had been broken so he applied pressure to them until they snapped. Kevin once free grabbed his belt and turned into Humangasuar easily the other doom rods but gaining the attention of everyone in the room.
"Henchmen kill!" shouted Drakken.
"Hero squad fight!" screamed Alex.
Humongasaur powered through most of the henchmen trampling them. Every Hench who met the fist of the giant lizard went flying in another direction. Humangasuar was the tank taking out the infantry. Bethany used her magic to take control of some of the henchmen causing them to fight others. She also threw out paralyzing spells. Danny was fighting Vlad, red and green energy flying in all directions as they simply tried to kill each other. Jenny was fighting with both Vilgax and Him. She was holding her own against the Alain warlord and Demon king. In the midst of the chaos Drakken and Shego snuck out. Alex didn't know this so she kept looking until she noticed 2 things, a recharge station with 2 robots missing and Slade climbing onto a heavy duty laser cannon aimed at her team.
"Time to die losers" said Slade.
Slade fired up the cannon then started blasting away. To his surprise Alex was suddenly in front of the cannon taking each blast. Unknown to Alex, Slade pulled out a glowing sword, though she saw it when he made it the power source. Alex knew it would kill her but she could not let the holy energy of the sword kill her team. Slade laughed as he fired at Alex. Alex took the pain in silence until it became to much, in one last attack Alex poured the energy into a single blast destroying the cannon, the sword, Slade and herself. Her team ran over to her dying body.
"Alex quick go back to hell and heal" said Bethany.
"I..I can't" said Alex.
"Why not!" cried Bethany.
"I did the impossible I took to 1 to many hits from the soul crusher Sword...even if I...wanted to go...it wouldn't do any good" mumbled Alex.
"I can save you, I just need more power" cried Bethany.
"Stop it...youuu silly...girl, some...people...aren't meant toooo be saved" said Alex.
"But there has to be something!" cried Bethany.
"Under...my...bed...one...lassst...secret, it'sss for you Beth...
Alex spoke no more. Her body began to fade away leaving only snow. Her team stood there in silence morning the Hero who lived twice to save the world.