I don't own digimon or dangan ronpa
Chapter 11
Well... They asked for it
What am I doing?', you say? Ha! Now that is truly a foolish question! -Gundam Tanaka, Super Danganronpa 2
Gundam Tanaka looked around. He was situated in his room, Anarchy laid on a nearby chair. For some reason, she was playing with some cards.
"So, what's our latest plan to conquer the world?" Tanaka inquired and Anarchy yawned.
"What do you expect?" Anarchy answered and rolled her eyes.
"This is an announcement." Monokuma's voice came over the speaker."All students are required in the lunchroom with their creatures. Those who don't, will be sliced apart with swords in the most gruesome way possible." The duo got up and left the room.
"Anarchy, what kind of magic can you do?" Tanaka asked and Anarchy stabbed her right palm, causing an orb of blood to form in front of her."Awesome." The orb dispersed and Anarchy's wound repaired itself. They made their way through the maze of hallways, eventually finding the cafeteria. Inside, the tables had been replaced with a whole bunch of chairs. Everyone else had somehow managed to get there before them, leaving them two plastic chairs in the back. The two sat down and waited. An oak pedestal appeared and your's truly jumped out.
"Hello, Everyone!" Their annoying headmaster shouted as everyone just stared at him."You all know the drill." Monokuma took a quick look around, as if something was off."Wait, not everyone is here!"
Everyone began to whisper among each other. Tanaka stood up on his chair and squinted.
"Is your demonic vision working, stupid?" Anarchy responded and Tanaka fell off of his chair.
"Thanks." He opened his eyes and made sure he hadn't broke any bones. Afterwards, he got up and sat back down on his chair.
"I know! Byakuya and Syo are missing!" Monokuma shouted as everyone groaned."Oh well."
"Get on with it!" A voice shouted, possibly a perverted Italian chef.
"Fine then." Monokuma then pulled out a nondescript white box and a birch cane. The bear then began to do one of those dances con men do at fairs."This my friends, is Uncle Monokuma's Box o' Motives."
"You can't be serious." Tanaka only watched and laughed.
"The killer get this magic box, which will give him one thing and inflict one punishment on all of you." Everyone gasped, looking at each other."That is all." The bear jumped back into the pedestal and the duo headed back to their room.
"Ahem."
Tanaka and Anarchy stopped. Standing in front of them, was Kotoko and Fairymon. The demon performer and her fairy companion just stood there and waited. In Kotoko's claws, was a large metal knife.
"You claim that you're the king of the demons." Kotoko whispered and thrusted the knife towards the animal breeder.
"4 heavenly kings of destruction, show her!" The four hamsters jumped onto Kotoko, only for their master to get stabbed in the heart.
"Oopsy." Tanaka slumped onto the ground, Anarchy and his hamsters looking down upon him.
"Welcome to the afterlife." A voice whispered and Tanaka looked around. A singular white void surrounded him, inhabited by dead animals.
"Is this my kingdom?!" Tanaka remarked and just stood there.
"And that's why you're here stupid." A ghostly dog then appeared in front of him.
"Cuddles!" He began to squeeze the ghost.
"By the way, you're not the king of hell."
Tanaka only looked at him and laughed.
"You're lying." He answered and looked at his former friend."Then how am I here?"
"This is all just an illusion." Kotoko then appeared and flipped him off."The only one you can trust is the Despair herself." She then slumped to the ground, motionless. A bright light then flooded Tanaka's vision.
He opened his eyes. Someone had decided to move him back to his room.
"Good, you're awake."
He looked to his right and smiled. A boy dressed in a white t-shirt with a green tie and pants sat beside him. Spiky brown hair with auburn eyes complimented his look.
"Good to see you, Hinata." Tanaka whispered and they both laughed."You still can't die, by the way."
"You too." Hinata answered as Anarchy and some orange winged pig approached the duo."Do you think you're ready to get up?" Tanaka gave a slight nod and pulled himself up.
"Who's the pig?" The creature growled and Hinata laughed.
"I'm Patamon!" The pig creature squealed and the breeder smiled.
Patamon
Rookie, Vaccine
Tanaka: While I'm not truly a big fan of pork, I believe this could be a good source of food for all of us.
"Hey!" Patamon complained and Tanaka laughed.
"Calm down, it was just a joke." Hinata answered and the foursome left the room. Outside, Akane was waiting for them. Beside her, was an orange dinosaur standing on two feet. There wasn't really anything special about it, really.
"Then why was time taken to describe it then?" Akane complained, getting a tooth removed for free.
"I'm guessing the same reason stupid questions are allowed." The dino answered and was kicked in the groin by the gymnast.
"Someone, do something or say something that will somehow make this arc progress!" Hinata shouted and like clockwork, they came upon something.
[Despair Pollution Noise]
A pile of body parts, organs and blood just sat there in front of them.
"Let's try that again!" Patamon suggested and got knocked back into a wall.
"So you said a bunch of words..." Chiaki walked up to them, grinning evilly."And a pile of organs appeared? Sounds good."
Investigation start!
Tanaka slowly approached the pile. The sight of the dead didn't really bother him, just the lack of the complete body for them to work with.
Truth Bullet "Pile" Acquired!
The 4 Heavenly Kings of Destruction poked their heads out of Tanaka's jacket, curious about the sight their master was examining. They were so curious however, that they poked their entire bodies out and fell onto the tile floor.
"Tanaka, you can't just be having your hamsters staring at the crime scene!" Tanaka turned around and laughed. Standing behind was a teenage boy with bright neon pink hair and dressed in a neon yellow jumper with matching sneakers. Beside him, was a large beetle robot boombox thing. It had been painted red and blue, but almost none of it remained on the bot.
"Are you still mad about me supposedly stealing your girlfriend, Kazuichi?" Tanaka remarked and they both laughed.
"Nah, man." Kazuichi answered and the large beetle robot boombox thing turned over to glance at Tanaka.
"Scanning..." The bot announced and shined a dark green light over the pile."Scanning complete."
"What did you find, Ballistamon?"
Ballistamon
Rookie, Vaccine
Ballistamon: The culprit must definitely and obviously be the butler of course!
"But they're aren't any Super High School Level Butlers here." Akane remarked and Ballistamon just stared at her.
"Were you able identify the bodies?" Kazuichi looked over at his partner, who was staring off into the distance.
"Nope." Ballistamon answered, holding his appendages up in the air."The Mastermind purposely disabled that feature as 'game balancing'. If she hadn't it would have been too easy."
"She?" A different voice remarked, giggling."If this is a game, what a childish mistake for them to make." A young looking girl walked up to them. She was dressed in a orange furisode style kimono decorated with a floral pattern. A green obi sash held the outfit onto the girl. Gold eyes and blonde curved twin tails finished off her look. Following right beside, was a pink rabbit wearing headphones.
"Hi, Hiyoko." Hinata greeted as Hiyoko stopped in front of them."So how are you?"
"All right, better than being a digital corpse." Hiyoko answered, staring at the body."What a cowardly show of skill."
"What do you mean?"
"There is no beauty, no finesse, the honor of the victim ignored, just to piss us all off." Hiyoko then pulled out a paper folding fan and an apple. She threw the apple into the air, slicing it apart with the fan.
"You're different now, Hiyoko." Tanaka responded and Hiyoko laughed."You've grown and yet you still look the same."
"You're right." Hiyoko gaze focused upon him."How many have you abandoned that deserved to live?"
"What are you talking about?" Tanaka took a step back, his hamsters retreating back into his jacket.
"You're the Super High School Level Animal Breeder, right?" Tanaka nodded and Hiyoko laughed. Anarchy then made an orb of blood appear, only for the rabbit to knock it away.
"Maybe you need to turn the music up?" The rabbit suggested and stared at Anarchy. Hypnosis glare.
Anarchy's eyes clouded up, nearly falling onto the ground.
"Hey!" The rabbit's gaze focused on each one of them, causing a similar thing to happen...
Tanaka opened his eyes. Instead of his usual outfit, he was dressed in a much different outfit. In this case, a purple playboy bunny outfit. He looked over at Anarchy, who was dressed in the exact same outfit, but red.
"What the fuck happened last night?"