Hey guys! I'm back with another chapter of poor ol' Discord. Apparently, Freddy's raping assault in the original hadn't hampered how much of an idiot Discord still is. :3 Enjoy!
Apparently, when Discord was transported screaming into the monitor, Spike had unintentionally followed him. Now the small, fat purple dragons was struggling furiously to pull back inside the vortex, while Discord screamed, "SPIKE! GO BACK! I WAS JOKING! DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!" "I can't!" Spike said in frustration, struggling to get free from the vortex's incredible suction. "My head's stuck!" Discord groaned, then fell into a scared silence, hearing an ominous noise throughout the building, and he looked around fearfully. "Hey…" he said quietly, "don't leave me all alone…"
He ended up at the office from some instinct. He settled down into a chair, but his body was still rigid with fear. He jolted from the sound of a phone ringing, and he stared in shock when the overly-hyped up Phone Guy yelled, "WAZZUP? Welcome to your new job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!" Before Phone Guy even finished, the Chaos King dropped to the floor and howled like a baby, while Spike watched him and smirked, even though he couldn't follow.
12 AM
Discord frantically attempted to open a locked door, but to no avail. There wasn't an exit, and he screamed, "SHIT!" He walked out into the hallway like the idiot he was, and ended up at the Main Room, where the animatronics were still inactive. He had decided to carry the phone around, but Phone Guy still rambled on like an idiot. "Now, I want you to forget any information you might have heard about the old location." Discord could honestly care less, but he was scared to bits about this place, and he yelled in a hyperventilating voice, "Help… somebody?!"
Suddenly, a bright light flashed in his eyes, and he whipped around, as he spotted the Toy Freddy animatronic coming to life. He stared back in absolute horror, and an ominous sound came out of the Toy rapist that he hated. And then he began singing:
"I love you,
you love me,"
"Woo-hoo!" Discord cheered idiotically, "they're friends this time!" He began dancing, as the Freddy continued,
"We're a happy…"
Unbeknownst to the still dancing Discord, the security system within Toy Freddy was active, and scanning the Chaos King, and a voice blared, "BARE FAT CHAOS KING NEEDS SUIT!" He stopped singing, whipped out a Golden Freddy suit, and yelled, "GET IN MY BELLY!"
Discord ran back to his office as the suit was thrown after him, screaming his head off, and once he was there, he frantically looked about for the door button. "Where the hell's the door button?! "he then eyed a single button on the desk. Ah! this must be it! he thought, pressing it, only for it to reveal a dancing Toy Freddy in the frontway to the office. "Haters gonna hate-" it was cut off by the Chaos King shutting off the light started building a barricade of whatever he could find in this hellish place. "Out of this house!" he yelled, holding the cross, "OUT OF THIS HOUSE!" Then, Toy Bonnie whipped in from another entry, and yelled, "I'M GOING TO SAWSCUE YOUR DICK!" Discord started screaming and spazzing out again.
1 AM
Discord looked about, examining the barricades he had built around the vents and hallway. The vents had a light button on top, similar to the one on top his desk. With these, he could illuminate the vents with them. Phone Guy was blabbering about irrelevant things, something about a 'music box' or something like that. He looked back at Spike's general direction, yelling, "Spike, is your ass out of the portal yet?!" "Nope," replied Spike absently.
Discord growled, then jolted, hearing an alarm blaring from one of the monitors. He whipped around to see a warning sign in the corner of the screen, and saw Balloon Boy- they had introduced all the characters in the advertisement- say fiendishly, just like Freddy had: "It's raping time!" Meanwhile, the music box Phone Guy had blabbed about was rapidly letting out a tune. Discord turned hurriedly to the "Wind Music Box" window and pressed it down. The music halted.
Toy Bonnie had apparently crawled into the left vent. Toy Foxy - aka the Mangle - was in the right. "Hey guys!" yelled Toy Bonnie, while Mangle screamed radio static. "I wanna play a game!" added Toy Bonnie. "AHHHH!" screamed Mangle again, though they couldn't attack Discord through the vents. Discord just looked at them while Toy Chica tossed herself over the front barricade. "Alright everybody, get ready for Bonneh." In a whisper, the blue bunny whispered: "Penis." "PENIS!" screamed back Mangle.
Discord seethed, and the alarm blared again. Toy Chica tossed herself into who knows what and the Chaos King found himself running for his life as the barricade exploded behind him. The music box began playing again and the Marionette squeezed out, only to be crushed by Derpy, looking like she ate a few too many muffins after she lost the Lemon one. Unfortunately, Toy Freddy had seen it and told him, "Oh, you're cheating!" Discord roared, causing him to back away: "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!"