Hey guys! So I am having too much fun with these. So here is chapter 2! Enjoy~

I do not any these characters or vines.

When I Hear My Name I'm Just Like

Wendy walked by with a butcher's knife and a serious face.

"You talking shit? Oh, you not? Okay just making sure!"

She walked away pointing the knife forward with a smile followed by a dark chuckle.

I Want You For Christmas

Natsu jumped off the stage and walked towards Lisanna while Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' played. When the chorus started playing he got on one knee and pulled out a blue box, opening it.

When he opened it he stuck up his middle finger and in the box was a sticky note with the letters 'J' and 'K' on it. He smiled and did a backflip away from the girl.

You Can Give Any Excuse, Guys Will Still Try To Holler

Laxus jumped out of nowhere in front of Cana before blurting out, "Hey lemme getcha numba!" He had a huge smile on his face.

"I'm pregnant." Cana countered.

"I'm a family man!"

"One of my boobs is fake."

"I love plastic surgery!" He pointed at her boob before she scoffed.

"Well I only like girls."

Laxus raised his arms and picked up the brunette by her legs. "Me too. Come on, girl!"

Fountain of Youth

Happy, Carla, and Pantherlily walked outside and saw a sign that read, "Fountain Of Youth". They all smiled before Carla stuck her hands in. When she took them out they were kitten sized. Pantherlily put his feet in and got the same results. Happy jumped in with a small, "Aye!" Lily picked up a baby Happy from the water.

"What?"

When You're About To Get A Whoopin'

Mira walked into the kitchen wrapped in a towel. Ryu was sitting at the table eating cereal while on Badoo.

"You better clean the dishes." Mira walked past her son with an empty milk carton.

"You clean the stupid dishes..."

Mira dropped the carton and looked at the white haired teen while he slowly looked at her. She slowly raised her leg and grabbed the sandal she was wearing.

I'm Easily Distracted

Jellal was stuck in the hallway outside of his room. He continuously knocked on his door.

"Erza, let me in! I'm gonna die!"

Someone dressed in a Michael Myers costume with a knife slowly walked towards him. "Erza! Erza...?"

Inside Jellal's room Erza was listening to music and dancing. Jellal saw her through the window before the person pushed him down and started stabbing him.

Not once did Erza stop dancing.

How To Turn Your Boyfriend On With A Banana

Levy had a banana in her hand while Gajeel just smiled behind her.

"Here's how to turn your boyfriend on by eating a banana."

She slowly stuck the banana in her mouth before quickly biting half of it and spitting out it, hissing afterwards. Gajeel winced and put his hands over his crotch area with a pained look on his face.

When You're Watching A Movie With Bae And You Hear Your Parents Coming

Cana sat on the couch with Mira in her lap. They both gasped when they heard footsteps and pulled away before Gildarts showed up from behind the wall.

"Hey hey!"

Cana was curled up on one end while Mira was sitting on the other end.

Helping My Mother Clean

Nubes walked up behind her mother who was cleaning the kitchen floor.

"What if I just did this?"

Nubes pushed over the bucket of soapy water and spilled it's contents all over the floor. Juvia looked at her daughter with a glare.

"Goddammit, Nubes! God Almighty! What the fuck is the matter with you?!"

Visiting Times Square For The First Time

Mavis walked down the street with her jacket slightly hanging off of her shoulders and a handbag on her wrist. She smiled when she took in the sights of Times Square before someone ran by and snatched her bag.

"Gimme that!"

Just as that happened someone else took advantage of her vulnerability and took her coat off of her shoulders.

"We'll take that too."

I'll Hit You Later

Levy gave Gajeel a hug before saying, "I'll hit you later." Gajeel hugged her back with an, "Alright. Cool."

Levy was walking down the street with Lucy and Juvia to Gajeel's house.

"Hey look there's Gajeel."

Levy followed Juvia's finger and smiled. Gajeel was talking to Gray and Erza so Levy saw this as her chance.

"Hey, Gajeel!"

She slapped him in the face causing everyone around them to let out a, "Dayuuuuum."

When Your Friend Likes Your Crush

Lucy sat in front of her laptop next to Lisanna.
"Natsu's coming over."
"I have such a crush on him." Lucy glared at the older girl.

Natsu walked in and hugged Lucy. "Hey where's Lisanna?" Lucy hesitated and made a face. "Uhh...she left."

Natsu stood in Lucy's kitchen drinking water. Behind him Lucy dragged Lisanna to the other room. "Make yourself at home. I'll be right there."

When A Girl Is In Denial About Her Boyfriend

Juvia and Erza were on an escalator when Erza spoke up.

"Juvia your boyfriend's gay."

Juvia playfully rolled her eyes. "No he's not."

Gray put a red shirt up in front if Juvia and said it would look fierce on her. When Gray saw a Starbucks he giggled excitedly and jumped for joy. "Oh! Starbucks!"

Juvia laughed nervously and turned away. "You're crazy."

Girlfriends Be Like...Like Another Picture

Erza was on Instagram liking some girl's pictures.

"Like that. Like that."

Lucy held a gun to her girlfriend's head.

"Like another one of that bitch's pictures."

Erza held her hands up defensively and whispered an, "Okay."

A/N: Hope you guys liked it! Don't forget to review if you did. Still taking requests. Until next time NJ out!