Hey guys! How's 2015 going so far? Hopefully it's going swell. ^_^ Well I don't know how many of you view my deviantart page, but I put a journal saying I wasn't posting anything until February, and I realized I couldn't keep my word. Not here. No...this is my life here. Making sure I give you guys what you want. So with that...here's 20 more vines for today. Yes 20. Because I love you guys. If I had more vines, I would have done 30. But...sadly my phone needed the space.

Enjoy~!


We All Have That One Friend Who Says She's On Her Way

Jenny walked outside while on the phone with Mirajane asking, "Where are you?" Mirajane was actually still laying in her bed when she replied with, "I'm in the car."

Jenny was still sitting outside with the phone on her ear.

Mira was at Pollo Tropical and pointed her food to no one in particular while saying, "I see you."

Jenny was still sitting on her front steps, while Mira said two more minutes.

When Mira looked there was so much traffic. When she arrived at Jenny's house, there was a small tombstone with her picture on it.

Mira just looked to her sides with an, "Oh shit!" face.

When Pretty Girls Start Complaining About How They Look

Wendy and Chelia were in the car looking in the mirrors when Chelia said, "I've just noticed I'm really ugly...and fat."

Wendy stopped and slowly looked at her best friend who returned the gaze. Wendy pushed the older girl's face into the steering wheel.

Females Risk Their Lives Everyday Taking Selfies

Sherry laid on the couch with a neck brace on her. Lyon walked in and asked her what happened. "It was the most traumatic experience of my life."

The pink haired girl was standing in front of her mirror and yelled, "Selfie!" The next thing she does is turn her head at an angle before hearing a snapping noise.

"AHHH! OH MY GOD!"

Get A Condom!

Natsu and Lisanna were sitting in the car with Lisanna holding the Dragon Slayer's hand. "I really like you, Natsu."

The fire mage chuckled before saying, "You better put a condom on you heart, because I am about to fuck your feelings!"

Lisanna gave him a dirty look, removing her hand. "HASHTAG SINGLLLLE!"

Girls Are Stubborn When They're Mad

Lucy opened the door of the car. "You know what? I'm fucking out of here. I don't give a fuck."

She proceeded to stand in the rain with her arms crossed, and face contorted in anger.

Erza rolled down the window and sighed. "Lucy, hurry up and get in the car. Babe!"

"Shut the fuck up! I'll stand in the rain!"

He Is Stealing

Fried and Bickslow were in the store, in the donuts section. Bickslow picked up a bag of donuts. One of the store employees were right behind them when Fried yelled, "Oh he's stealing!"

Bickslow quickly looked at Fried. "Fried, really?!"

The man behind them looked at Bickslow, and yelled at him. "Donuts?! Really? Put them back!"

Little Dora Had An Attitude

Aquarius was sitting in her car drinking her drink from McDonald's with an angry look on her face.

"There was this little Spanish girl at McDonald's, and I'm like, 'Hola!' She said, 'I DON"T SPEAK SPANISH!"

Aquarius turned to her left before taking a sip of her drink. "You bout to get Swiper No Swiped at that ball pit!"

Loud Earphones Make You Think No One Can Hear You

Gajee was in an elevator listening to 'Whoop That Trick' by DJay. He had his earphones in his ears and didn't realize there was a mother and her son right next to him.

"WHOOP THAT TRICK! WHOOP THAT TRICK! WHOOP THAT TRICK!" He yelled out in the tiny space while kicking his legs out.

The lady just moved her son and covered his ears.

Me On The Way To School Everyday

Ryu was walking out of the house when he called out to his mothers. "Alright. Bye~! I-If you get a call from the Magic Council, it's probably because I beat my teacher's ass. I'm not playing with that ho today."

My Girlfriend's Reaction When I Flirt With Other Girls On Badoo

"Badoo. Uhh...hehehe."

Elfman was liking all these girls' pictures on Badoo until he saw Evergreen standing behind him. He did a double-take before looking at his phone.

Ever grabbed the biggest shovel and ran after her boyfriend with a screech. She then hit him on the head.

Parents Never Answer The Question Directly

"Hey, mom? Is it okay if I hang out with a couple of friends?"

Bisca turned to look at Asuka before she answered.

"Do I know them? Where they live? Who they momma? You cleaned that kitchen? Did you clean your room? Did you fold the clothes? Did you whoop the dog?!"

Asuka looked at her mother with the craziest face while holding one hand up in defense.

Playing Outside When You're Not Supposed and Your Mom Pulls Up In The Driveway

Natsu and Gray were running around outside the guild even after Makarov told them not to. A car pulled up to them and the window slowly rolled down showing Makarov's face. It was stern. Both boys gasped and tried to run away. Makarov decide to get out and transform. The boys were busted.

She Knows How To Wake Him Up

Levy was at the foot of the staircase trying to wake her boyfriend up. "Gajeel, wake up."

"Nuuuuu."

The iron mage just groaned and turned his head. "Gajeel, wake up."

"Nuuuuu!"

The Script Mage shook her head and smiled. "We're going to Disneyland!"

"Disneyland?!"

The older man ran down the steps and right into the wall.

That Friend That Hits Too Hard While Laughing

Lisanna, Lucy, and Wendy were all sitting the couch laughing when Lisanna pushed Lucy into Wendy, who in return pushed Lucy back to Lisanna.

Lucy and Lisanna were in the bookstore reading a funny book. Both girls were laughing until Lisanna hit the book out of Lucy's hand.

The two mages were outside of a restaurant waiting for their friends. Lucy made a joke and tried to avoid Lisanna's hits. She was able to until she was pushed over the railing.

The Problems of Your Best Friend Knowing Who You Like

Levy and Lucy were sitting in class when Levy they both saw the classroom door open. Erza walked in with coffee in her hand and towards the two girls. Levy turned quickly at Lucy and breathed in quickly with a derpy smile on her face. Lucy pointed towards her and mouthed, 'NO!'

Levy turned to Erza and time seemed to slow down. The blue haired girl pointed at Lucy and started to say, "She likes y-"

However, sentence was cut short due to Lucy launching her body at her with a, "NOOO!"

Erza looked at the two girls on top of one another with a quizzical look. "You two alright?"

Lucy just smiled as best as she could.

This Is How Most Women Drive

Cana was driving on the freeway three lanes away from the exit she needed.

"I turn now. Good luck everybody else."

With that, she went straight through traffic to the exit. There was a major explosion behind her.

Skipping Class

Sting was walking on campus with a smug look on his face. "I just told the teacher I need to go...to the bathroom."

He made this hilarious duck face before continuing. "I ain't tell 'er which one! I'll go to the one at home!"

When I Was In The Third Grade #Remix

"When I was the third grade," Zeref continued to fake cry. "People treated me like a criminal."

At this point his fake crying looked real. After a moment he pulled out a gun.

"Because I killed somebody!"

White Kid Slapping Mom VS Black Kid Slapping Mom

Ryu went up to Cana and told her to shut up before smacking her very hard. "Let me speak."

"It's that easy?" He then went up to Mira and said, "Yo ma."

"What?" Ryu swung his hand, but never made contact because he was already lying on the ground with a R.I.P sign on top of him.

Leave A Message At The Tone

Juvia was on her phone using a fake automated female voice.

"You have reached the voicemail box of Shut The Fuck Up. Please never call back again. Thanks, bitch."

She moved the phone in front her before yelling, "BEEEEEEP!"


Hope you enjoyed that! As I type I am working on multiple fics. More vines, a Pretty Little Liars one, Secrets Amongst Wars, Shuffle and Select, and a sequel for Say You Like Me. So bear with me this year. Don't forget to leave a review, and if there is a vine you want let me know! Take care you guys. Until next time! NJ out~!