"...you know, I just realized something." Maractus stated as she looked at her potion, shaking her head. "Something that is quite important, yes. Tragic, even."
"What...?" Scrafty remarked as he folded his arms, realizing where this was going.
"It's been years since I made this, and I still don't know who to use it on." Maractus commented with a tilt of her head.
Scrafty then pointed at a lesbian couple coming down their way. "Why don't you try it on them?"
Maractus glanced outside, to see that it was a female Gardevoir and a Lopunny. She smiled as she knew this was the chance she was waiting for. Jumping in front of the two, Maractus sprayed the potion on them, making both of the girls scream.
"How dare you!" Gardevoir exclaimed as she used her psychic power to pick up Maractus and shove her into a bunch of cacti nearby.
"And this is for spraying that potion at us!" The Lopunny added with a used of her Facade attack, breaking apart the cacti and doing major damage to Maractus.
"...Maybe I should have gone to law school." Scrafty commented to himself as he watched the two Pokemon be on their way, with Maractus groaning in pain.