Hey guys! NJ here with another 15 vines. It was a lot harder finding them than it was to write them. So without further ado...

Enjoy~!

Sausage

Erza walked into the guild and yelled, "I'm a redhead, but I still take the-"

Everyone finished with, "Sausage!"

Bob then walked in and yelled, "I'm a gay nigga, but I still take-"

Everyone once again yelled back, "Sausage!"

Lucy called out from her table, "White girl swag, and I'll take ya man's-"

Everyone, for the last time, yelled, "Sausage!"

Booty Had Me Like

Gray and Juvia were sitting at table outside of the restaurant, waiting for their food. Whist Juvia was talking about moving to San Francisco Gray had seen another girl walk by. He continued to stare at her even as his neck cracked painfully; his head did a 180. Juvia noticed he wasn't paying attention and yelled, "Hey!"

"HMM?" Gray's head snapped back forward very quickly.

When Bae Bro-Zones You

Natsu and Happy were walking down the hall when Happy's phone went off. "Bae's calling me!"

Carla and Pantherlily were sitting outside when Pantherlily asked, "What do you think of Happy?" What they didn't know is that Carla had Happy on the other line.

"Oh he's like a brother to me."

Happy felt his heart break as he held his tears in. He sank slowly to his knees as Natsu laughed at him.

When Another Girl Flirts With Bae

Lucy was sitting in front of Angel and stared at her sweetly.

"Has anyone ever told you that you have really beautiful eyes?"

Angel lowered her head a bit with a slight blush on her face.

"No..actually-"

"Hehe that's because you don't! You're so basic!"

First Time For Everything

Gajeel and Levy were walking down the street when Levy asked the taller man, "You've never had coffee?"

"Never!"

"Try it."

Levy gave the dragon slayer her coffee with a smile. He eyed it carefully before slowly taking it and drinking some. He looked like he was sniffing the air and the Mario Invincible theme came on. He ran through three civilians whilst turning different colors.

"I CAN'T STOP!"

I Was Never Really Smooth

Sting walked by a girl he thought was cute and said, "Hey."

"Hey," the girl replied.

"Did you fall from," at this moment he touched the high voltage fence that was next to them. "HELLAAAGHGHKDJFN!"

He then flew off.

Parents Always Rushing You Until Something Goes Wrong

Cana came out of her room and yelled at her son. "Come on we gotta go-"

"Hold on just give me a second!"

"-I ain't tryna be late for work again!"

Ryu tried his best to hurry until he twisted his ankle and fell on his shoulder, earning a snapping sound.

Cana just sat there with a worried look on her face.

Time To Panic

Makarov looked at his students and glared.

"No one is answering? I guess I'll have to call on someone."

Erza yelled, "Get down!" Everyone jumped out of their seats and onto the floor.

"You!" Makarov pointed at Lisanna and made her answer.

"42?"

"Wrong!" He then smacked her.

Erza cried out, "They got Lisanna!"

Tables Have Feelings

Laxus ran into one of the tables and held his hip in pain. "AHH JEEZ!"

The table thought to itself, 'No one ever asks how the table feels.'

When someone came in they found the table dancing over Laxus' dead body.

I'm Not Crazy, I Just Don't Have Friends

Jellal was staring at the wall talking. "Mom said-"

Evergreen came in and looked at the blue haired boy quizzically.

"Who are you talking to?"

"Myself."

"Why?"

"If I don't talk to me who will?"

Evergreen just stared at him until he barked at her.

When You Rise and Shine Too Bright

Romeo went into Ryu's room and told him to rise and shine.

Ryu sat up and smiled. A bright light illuminated his room and blinded his best friend. "Oh god! My eyes!"

"What a nice day". He sat in his bed glowing.

"I trusted you."

Beverley Hills Choir

Lyon walked out of the coffee shop with three coffees in his hands. Just as group of girls walked by he accidentally dropped one. The contents of the cup splattering all over the place and the girls yelled out.

Lyon noticed this and took his other two coffees and started splashing them with the liquid. He moved his arms and made them yell as if they were yelling to his favorite symphonic melody.

Proper Way To Greet Your Best Friend

Levy held her phone in her hand while getting up from her seat.

"It's crazy how you greet your friend with an insult."

Lucy came in and said, "Hey, bitch!"

"What's up, ho?"

"Hey, lil' ugly."

"Ew hey, fatass."

"Hey, slut."

When Your Lawn Mower Listens To "This Is Gospel" Acoustic

Gajeel was mowing his lawn when he took a break and started playing "This Is Gospel" by Panic At the Disco. The acoustic version. What happened next surprised him.

His lawn mower started to move forward until it started flying off into the sky.

Your Annoying Friend Who Always Has To Be First

Erza sat in front of Cana and smiled.

"You're old."

Cana chuckled and replied, "I was born first."

"But I've got more followers."

"But I hit a million first."

"Because of your kid."

"I had kids first."

Erza got upset and stabbed Cana.

"I died first."

Well I hope you guys enjoyed that because I literally went through over 40 vines to get these 15. Anyways if you did enjoy it don't forget to review. I don't know when I'll have more, but there will be more vines. Until next time, NJ out!