Hi guys... *waves sheepishly* how are you all... NO! NOOO! NOT THE TOMATOES!

Guys, I love you; I truly do. I just can't be with you right now. Because I am dead. I do not know why I have revised so much for tests that are not even GCSE'S or mocks. They are mock-mocks. WHY?! And so I wrote this whilst really tired because you all reviewed and were brilliant people. Grr -_+

Squishy:! Dragons are so amazing. I agree with you! I am going to have to make a word document just for the dragons so I know what they're all like... :3 I love Anton. Since I can't have Dexter, Anton is miiinnneee. I WILL WAGE WAR ON YOU IF YOU DISAGREE! I DO NOT KNOW HOW, BUT I KNOW WHERE AND WHY! ;)

LionsandTrolls: China will never show us how she feels… she'll just fall in love soon. And not with Skulduggery this time! And you'll see it because I'll be that creepy person in the room writing everything down. Mwahaha! You're amazing, I'm amazing, the world is round: the facts of life ;) I adore Gladys. I wish I had made her up before... Vile to da sazz! Or Bike to the sass. Whichever ;)

MehScrewIt: thank you! :3 I love Gladys too! The dragon… if you think of one at any point, I'll put it in. A bad guy can steal an egg, because you have reviewed and so you will either (embarrassingly) get a chapter dedicated to you, or you'll have a dragon. I don't mind either way ;)

Tanithsaurus Rex: ACCOUNT: YAY! NOW I SHALL PM YOUUUU! AND SHARE MADNESS INTO THE WOOORLD!

Lightening Sparks: Gordon's not dead anymore. I I just released how to make that so. :) Glad you like it! Dragons are going in!

Bespoke Tailer's: HELLO! Thank you! Your name is amazing. I miss Ghastly :( Sorry for the late update, I had a load of tests going on and had no time to do anything but review some fics.

DeadGirl19: WELCOME BACKK! Thank yoouuuu! ... No? OKAY! OKAY, HE IS! Titanium! I will now do that one because the other one which I have been working on for weeks is not going very well ^^ I can't do it :0 Actually, I can, but it's hard and I have to revise a lot.

Disclaimer: ffnet... If I was an author, I would write fanfics about my story on ffnet to change things that I wrote in the actual books, but I'm strange. However weird le Golden God is, I don't think he's that strange. Adding to that point- he. Guy. I'm female. It's a- ummm… anatomically? Ah well. It's anatomically impossible for me to be a guy. Sorry people, keep those press ups coming.

I've made the word document!

We are here today to finally read Insanity's update. She is sorry for the late chapter, but tests and revision do that to a person. She hopes you enjoy this one though!

~ Insanity.

Valkyrie was skipping down the rolling hills to the sea singing Puff the Magic Dragon while Skulduggery trailed behind looking amazed and clutching Gladys to his bony chest. "It's... Amazing" he said wondrously. "We belong here." Val glanced at him over her shoulder as she tied a rose into her hair. "Of course we do. But we'll need to go back. The eggs." Skulduggery felt himself nodding as he tracked a mustard yellow dragon's flight path across the sky. "Yes... Of course. What are you singing?" He asked. Valkyrie halted and tensed visibly.

"Excuse me?" She asked coldly. Skulduggery started backing away from her.

"What?" He asked as she tilted her head creepily. "What did I say?" Valkyrie glared.

"Skulduggery," she said. "Did you know that the sparrow flies south for the winter?" Skulduggery's eyes tried to widen. That was when Val punched him. With an oof he twirled and fell. Val wriggled her fingers. Skulduggery looked up at her. "I do not like how good you have gotten at punching. Some may say that you are a violent child Miss Cain." Valkyrie grinned at him.

"Well, I'm not a child, so I don't have to worry about that." Skulduggery agreed. Valkyrie continued. "And anyway, I was taught by you. I was taught to be suave, charming, intelligent, stylish and smooth, but never civilised. Skulduggery, we don't do civilised." Skulduggery tilted his head at her. "I did teach you all those things, true. But the days when you were a naïve child who looked up too and adored me... I want them back." Val glared at the skeleton.

"I never looked up to you. The first time we met properly I stole your hat. I was a clever child…" Skulduggery glared at the statement. Then he looked embarrassed when Val skipped off again singing Puff the Magic Dragon.

Following her with Gladys tucked protectively against his chest, Skulduggery found that the annoying rhymes and rhythm of the song was finding its way into his bones. He loved Frank Sinatra, but this song was addictive. And so he started singing along with Val.

The duo wandered around Honah Lee for a while before deciding to go back. That was when they realised they were lost. "This is your fault," Skulduggery told Val. "I'm far too clever to get lost." Glaring at the skeleton, Valkyrie felt a weird rush of affection for him. A massive pink dragon flew over their heads.

"Is not." She replied.

"Is too!"

"Not."

"Too."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Yes."

"No- you mastermind!" Skulduggery realised. Val smirked. "Ha. Now, how do we get out of here?" Skulduggery tilted his skull. "I will leave this one for you to figure out," he said cleverly; disguising his confusion. "You don't know, do you." Val stated. After looking at one another for a while they started walking. The grass was soft and springy and lush, the water clear, the temperature hot and Val realised that this truly was Honah Lee.

It was perfect. And Skulduggery was with her still. Darquesse and Lord Vile were contained, annoying Hey! voices in their heads, not everyone hated the duo, and they were about to game dragons... When the found them again.

Val looked at Skulduggery and he tilted his head in a grin at her. She smiled back. "Until the end. We did it, Skulduggery. We finished it. And we're still together." A façade rippled over his skull and smirked at her. "Of course we did. I'm too intelligent to die, and you're too pretty." And with that statement Valkyrie knew that their friendship was as solid as before the war, and that made her oh-so-very glas.

"Ow ow ow ow OW!" Saracen hopped around for no reason while he nursed his injured hand. Dexter looked at him in amusement as he he'd his own hand out and let China draw the runes on it. It hurt, but not so much that he couldn't handle it. Saracen was getting soft, he thought looking at his friends belly. Dexter decided to change that.

China finished Bliss's runes and was ready to lead the way down when more of the Dead Men and friends of the duo arrived. Ghastly and Tanith had mussed hair and were flushed- not because of the running! Anton was perfectly presented as usual and had a strange contraption that appeared to fit onto his back like wings so he could somewhat glide, and Erskine was bumbling along with an annoyed Myosotis holding the other end of a leash that was attached to the Grand Mage's child-holder thing. It was a good thing she was as Erskine fell into the chasm. Heaving on the lead, Anton moved over to her quickly and helped. Myosotis glanced at him gratefully. "Thank you, Anton." She said. Anton frowned. "How did you know my name?" He asked as he let Ghastly come over and reprimand Erskine. The girl grinned cheerfully. "Skulduggery told me all about you! And we met a few times..." She added guiltily. Anton frowned. They he remembered. "Myosotis? I have not seen you in ages! How are you?" Myosotis looked pleased. "I'm fine! You're still running the !midnight Hotel?" She asked. Anton looked at her weirdly as China drew symbols on him at the request of her brother. "No… it was broken when Darquesse came to be." Myosotis frowned as the helpers stepped off the cliff so float down. "What do you mean Darquesse?" Erskine glared at her. "Darquesse- the end of the world!" Myosotis looked confused.

That was when the Dead Men and co realized that she knew nothing about the war.

YOU CAN MAKE UP A SECOND DRAGON!

Erskine and maybe some others are still free. Including some bad guys.

Fletcher, Val, Skulduggery, China, Bliss, Ghastly, Tanith, Saracen, Anton and Dexter. are definitely taken. Is that all? First person to pick someone gets the person. If you've already reviewed wanting someone that I've forgotten about (so sorry) you'll get them still! Just tell me.

It's short. I have exams. YOU KNOW WHY IT IS SHORT.

Courtesy of DeadGirl19, some song lyrics:

"And first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could not puff without the fireflies"

Guess the songs used in the making of this product ;)