Hi... I am so sorry for the long wait. I had no internet for a wekk :0 and then it was !my fault.

Gather round, little children, to hear this wondrous tale

Of magic, fire and freed insaneness

Of your lizards of fire and air

Let us read on now

And discover

The lies

Of you

Mwa

Ha

Libertied Insanity: no. Just no.

LionsandTrolls: meh. The second part? I have no idea. I'll go mad read it now. I pay no attention to what I write. Oh. I think it was someone explaining why they were about to jump off the cliff to Myosotis, and then China and Tanith saying the same thing and I, being sleep deprived, fangirling. Oh, you don't need to study. You'll do fine. I think you might be a dream as I'm not sure where reality is anymore. This may sound weird but why don't you just stay logged in? Meh. Poisoned? I'm not sure. I mixed up the batches and don't know which is which. Y'know what? Instead of cookies, you're getting a soul. You can go without a heart. Ooh- a burglar could get in! Anyway, Insanity. No. You did not. But he's like that now. Nooo- plot! I need a plot!

Squishy: It is I, Insanity! Oh my gods, that is so fun to say! But don't worry- it's your catchphrase. ;) so do I :3 they're awesome. … guess. ^,^ But here's a clue- the dragons are based off Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle dragons. Ahh. Sad. Meh! Her nicknames are so very accurate. Physic. Anton... Shall be miiinneee. Actually, he already was. At the moment I'm on to other people whom I shall not tell you the names of so you cannot steal them. Humpf. ;)

Tanithsauraus Rex: :3 Thank the one who made it up! (Lightening Sparks) They are going to! Yes! But I need adventures now... Ideas? Gods, I'm leeching. 8)

mysteryhuntress: lol, no worries ;) Yay! A plot! Insanity gives you her gratitude.

MehScrewIt: yes... Infect her with the Puff song... ;) Jackie is the worst kid ever. Leaving Puff like that? Unacceptable. I'll eat him. Thanks :3 C(::)(::)kies!

DeadGirl19: yes. Yes I did. ;3 Now it's like dalek! Meheheeee! But thankez the 19zes forzes her niceznez. Here. Have a lemsip. :) Their wittle baby hatchling wings! I have a problem. The poll has equal votes for two things. Annoyed -_- It was supposed to make things easier! I shall! (:? I GET A SMILEY FACE! YAAAAYYY!

Bespoke Tailors: thank you :3 DeadGirl19 is doing- her exams and revising and is *sniff* not on as much at the moment. But she usually updates them once a week at least so... And meh, I don't mind. She's amazing so...! Thank you again. You're very nice ;)

Disclaimer: I do not own this. You likey.?! Lol. No.

"... Well, I am very grateful for this opportunity, you must know that, but I do not make a single decision without my partner here, and as you can see, she's asleep." Valkyrie heard the velvet voice as if through a well of water. Groaning, she rolled over and tried to bury herself in the soft material she was lying on. "Excuse me for one moment." The voice continued.

"Valkyrie. Valkyrie, wake up. Wake up Valkyrie. Wake up or I'll give you another stick." At this the black haired teenager's eyes opened a bit.

"Stick?" She asked. She felt a gust of warm air ruffle her hair before the voice answered.

"Yes, Valkyrie." It replied with a roughness covering the smooth velvet." A stick."

Smiling, Val opened her eyes. A giant golden eye was peering at her. Squeaking, she sprang up and crouched in a defensive posture.

Weirdo. Valkyrie growled at Darquesse.

I am not a weirdo! She told her. And what is wrong with your voice?

Because however strange Darquesse was, she had never sounded masculine before.

Well, the voice answered her, it may be because I am not this 'Darquesse'. I am Jim. The one staring at you is Fletcher Renn. I- Valkyrie cut the dragon off mid speech.

Wait- what?! Fletcher Renn? What? This can't be happening. Skulduggery!

"Skulduggery!" Valkyrie turned to stare at her partner. "What?" She asked. He carefully readjusted his hat before turning towards her.

"It seems, Valkyrie, that Fletcher has chosen a dragon's name." Val stared at him in shock. Firstly, how did he even know what her question was? Secondly... Fletcher should not even. Just no. She couldn't even form proper sentences because it was just no!

And that makes absolutely no sense. Darquesse commented.

Oh, Val told her. You finally decide to show up and you're just mean? You're an awful True Name.

Yeah! The dragon's voice piped in. You're awful. I dont like you.

Sighing, Valkyrie blocked out the dragon's presence from her mind to talk to Darquesse about how like Erskine he was. That was when Renn spoke to her (she guessed.)

How did you do that?! He asked excitedly. No one who isn't taught can do that! Groaning, Valkyrie turned and glared at the massive yellow dragon. Its colour hurt her eyes.

Do what? Valkyrie asked. It bumbled around her mind clumsily whilst speaking.

Block him out of course! It responded.

Valkyrie frowned and looked at Skulduggery.

"Why are they so surprised that I managed to get Bib out my head?" She asked. Tilting his head at her in exasperation, Skulduggery smiled weakly.

"His name is Jim, and it's because apparently he is very hard to block from your mind. Renn is easier, but Jim is very strong and not many have blocked him out before. And for the question popping up in your mind right about now, I can hear what you're saying because of Arashi." Valkyrie frowned at this before another voice popped up in her mind.

"Hello, Valkyrie Cain," it said elegantly. "I am Arashi, Skulduggery's dragon." Renn's golden eye moved back and the massive yellow dragon raised his head as a delicate female walked under it.

Black markings were set on a white background- like the opposite of a dragon-skeleton suit if there was such a thing- and midnight blue horns curled up from her face. Black eyes surveyed Valkyrie as the dragon strutted nearer, her stride betraying unmistakable confidence. "Skulduggery," Valkyrie said. "That dragon has your walk."

"So," Tanith asked. "How exactly are we getting down there?" Saracen and Dexter turned and showed her the symbols on their hands. "China here has made us runes to teleport us down to where Val and Skulduggery sent us the messages. She and Bliss are also getting down that way. You?" Dexter asked. Fletcher turned to grin at them. "I'm going to teleport to the furthest distance that I can see until I reach the bottom!" He said perkily. Tanith sighed.

"Anton, what about you?" She asked the black hair man talking to Myosotis. He turned to stare at her. Tanith shuffled back a bit as he started talking. "Fletcher is going to give Myosotis and I a lift," he said. Frowning, Fletcher opened his mouth.

"When did I say that I'd do that?" He asked. Anton glared. "But of course I will!" He said fakely. "Why wouldn't I?" Tanith smiled as she turned to Ghastly and wrapped her arms around him.

"Then we're all set to go." She said. Just as China's group linked hands and Anton and Myosotis held Fletcher's arms, the blonde himself spoke up.

"Wait! How are you getting down?" Ghastly glared at Fletcher and stepped off the edge of the cliff.

Instead of a Second Dragon, give me some of a plot! Because I have an overall plan (dragons, hatching, yay, adventure) but no definites. So it's kinda a do you want a load of adventures and fluff, or do you want a big adventure?

Also- if you haven't voted I really need you to on my poll because the Valduggery thing has equal votes on two things (forgot the name ?) and I need to knooowww!

Also...I have no idea what happens this chapter. Sorry.