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Litchfield, May 26, 2013

"Yeah, but like how straight are you? Are you like Sarah Palin straight or like Lindsay Lohan straight?," Nicky persisted while taking her tray and walking to their usual table with Lorna.

"I am as straight as any Italian Catholic girl with a fiancee, Nicky!," Lorna defended.

Nicky loved to mess with the smaller girl, it has become an incredibly entertaining hobby of hers since the Italian girl arrived at Litchfield, two weeks ago.

As they reached their table, as always accompanied by Big Boo, Yoga Jones, Sister Ingalls, Alex and Piper, Nicky let out a dramatic sigh followed by a chuckle.

"You know, Morello, that actually sounds like the beginning of a really lame porn movie to be honest. I can just imagine you, little Catholic girl, entering Church to confess your sins, and I would play the naughty nun. I would take you across my knee, bare your ass and give you the spanking of a life time," Nicky said with a low voice, while giving Lorna an evil smirk and a wink.

Lorna looked horrified, and somehow forgot to function normally because she started to choke on her spaghetti after hearing Nicky's little fantasy.

"Nicky for God's sake, look at what you did," Piper said, while giving Lorna her cup of water to soothe the irritations in the red lipped girl's throat.

"Fuck...you...Nichols," Lorna said with watery eyes, trying to catch her breath.

"Sister, are you hearing this?" Boo said to Sister Ingalls laughlingly.

"Oh trust me, that is not the worst nun fantasy I have heard." Sister Ingalls said, giving a sympathetic smile.

As Yoga Jones, Big Boo and Sister Ingalls started discussing unholy literacy, and Lorna and Nicky started to discuss the Kinsey scale, with Lorna stating that there are only three sexual preferences: 100% Gay, 100% Straight and 100% Bi, and Nicky stating that sexuality was fluid as fuck and you can be like 90% straight and 10% gay, Alex just looked at Piper trying to join the discussions around her at first but giving up eventually.

God, she is so adorable. Alex thought as she drank her fruit-flavored tea, what actually tasted like dish water with a faint blueberry taste. She stood up to clear her tray and walk to her bunk, leaving her chaotic friends behind.

"Hey Alex, wait!," Piper said, trying to catch up. "Are you mad?," Piper asked, now standing face to face with the tall girl.

"Nah, it was just a little too chaotic for me, you know. I kinda wanna lie down." Alex said, shrugging her shoulders.

"Oh...can I join you?," Piper said, trying to sound nonchalant.


"Lorna, will you at least look at me?," Nicky said, trying to hold the Italian girl's hands, but failing because Lorna pulled away and was now sitting stubbornly on the end of Nicky's bed, arms crossed over her chest.

"I am not like you and Alex, Nicky. I-,"

"-like dick and balls, especially Chuck's dick and balls." Nicky interrupted.

"Christopher." Lorna corrected. "You know his name, Nicky."

Nicky sighed. "Look, of course I do. I am just sick of hearing about the guy, that is all you talk about since you have arrived."

"Are you jealous, Nichols?," Lorna mused.

"Well...yeah. But tell me, what is the guy like in bed?"

"Well, if you must know, he is terrific." Lorna said, sounding a little too eager to convince the wild haired woman.

"Oh really?," Nicky said, licking her lips in amusement as she sat next to the short girl.

"Has he ever made you cum? Ever drove you wild? Has the thought of him ever left you wet and frustrated, craving for his touch?" Nicky said, as her warm breath tickled Lorna's ear.

"O- of course, I mean that is what every girl feels when she loves her fiancee. And I love my fiancee, he is just a delightful man. And such a gentleman, and-" Nicky laughed seeing the younger woman get more uncomfortable with each sentence.

"Morello, relax. I am just messing with ya." Nicky said, as she reached out and tucked some stray hairs behind Lorna's ear. Nicky learned that in the short period of time of knowing the Italian girl, that it calmed her down somehow.

"Yeah I know, I do miss him though, Nichols." Lorna said, sadness taking over her.

"I understand." Nicky replied, looking into Lorna's eyes.

"You...do?" Lorna said, disbelievingly.

"Yeah, I mean I have never been in love. But I can imagine it'd be very hard to leave the love of your life behind to go to prison." Nicky said, giving Lorna a sympathetic squeeze in her shoulder.

"Yes, exactly! I am so glad you understand, Nichols. It makes me feel less lonely." Lorna said, giving a thankful smile.

"So you do feel lonely?" Nicky asked, changing her strategy to convince the Italian girl to have sex with her. The thought alone made hiding her smirk impossible.

"Of course, I especially miss the way he kissed my special spot." Lorna said, playing along.

"Whoa Morello, you mean like down there.." Nicky pointed to Lorna's lower body.

"No, no..I mean yes that too, but I mean like my special spot. Like in my neck, near my ear. Yeah, that I miss the most." Lorna said, while staring into Nicky's big hazel eyes. Now noticing the way Nicky was looking at her red lips. Also noticing Nicky getting closer until their noses were almost touching.

"So ehm anyway, I have this appointment with Caputo about my new job." Lorna said, immediately standing up.

"Oh yeah, well you better not be late then." Nicky said, trying to hide the disappointment in her voice.

"Hey Nicky," Lorna said turning around and walking back towards the wild haired woman.

"Hmm," Nicky replied.

"Thanks for understanding," Lorna said, followed by a kiss on Nicky's cheek, leaving a perfect red lipstick mark on the older woman's face, before leaving her bunk.

A kiss on the cheek? Lame. Nicky thought but after checking her cheek out in the bathroom mirror later that day, she could feel her heart swell of happiness and pride.


"So where did you and Morello meet?" Alex asked, leaning on her elbow, looking at the beautiful blonde lying next to her on her bed.

"We met at kindergarten, I got bullied and she stood up for me." Piper said, describing the scene.

Piper Chapman was a lover, not a fighter. She didn't know how to fight, which wasn't very helpful and especially now, because she was being cornered by a group of girls with water guns.

Before the leader of the bullies, a girl slightly older than Piper, even had the chance to spray water at her, she saw a mysterious little dark haired girl speeding towards them and fully punching the older girl in the face.

When the older bully and her friends wanted to spray water on her little hero, she looked sternly at the girl and yelled "Don't you dare! Don't make me knife you.." as she grabbed a small set of nail clippers from her West Side Story merch backpack, and was now approaching the girls slowly, but in a threatening way.

The girl got so scared that she walked away, she motioned her friends to follow her lead and they followed her, looking for a new victim.

"Whatever, freaks. We're outta here." The bully managed to say before leaving the two young girls alone.

"Whoa, really? Little Morello did that?" Alex couldn't believe it. Hot damn, Nicky got a feisty one.

"Yeah she is an amazing friend, and I never had any problems with that bully again." Piper said, smiling big.

"I wish I had a Lorna Morello in my youth." Alex softly wished.

"Why? You don't look like the type that gets picked on." Piper said, furrowing her brows.

"Well...it's a long story to be honest." Alex wasn't really in the mood to tell her crush about her least cool phase in her life.

"Well, I don't know if you noticed but," Alex pointed at her khaki prison uniform. "I've got plenty of time, so spill."