Stone Cold Steve Austin: This is Steve Austin here to tell you, if your ready for this chapter, GIMME A HELL YEAH! (HELL YEAH!) Good...NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? GET READING DAMN IT!

*Big Show is now seen walking, humming to the Best Day Ever*

Big Show: *humming, when...* *gasp* Is THAT the bride?

(He decides to go greet her, but he doesn't know that it is not the REAL bride)

Big Show: *to "Twilight Sparkle" Hello there m'am, I'm The Big Show, You can call me Paul Wight if you want, But everyone calls me Big Show.

"Twilight Sparkle": *freaked out at his size* Uuuuuh, Y-Y-Y-Yeah, Hi!...I'm uh, Twilight Sparkle...You can call me Twily (Not really.) but pretty much everyone calls me Twilight.

Big Show: Ok, Twiley.

"Twilight Sparkle": *mutters something under her breath*

Big Show: *confused* You ok?

"Twilight Sparkle": Wha? *sees Big Show* Uuuuh, yeah...if you excuse me...uh...I've gotta go. *runs off*

Big Show: Uuuh, Ok...Bye...*to himself* Huh, must be pre wedding jitters...Meh. *Shrugs* *Continues walking*

*Courtney hides in a wall*

Courtney: *to herself* This is scary, I can't let anyone ruin my chances to ruin the happiest day of Twiley's life. I need to get some help...but who...hmmmmmm.

*We cut to Courtney's house, for auditions for her bodyguards*

Courtney: NEXT.

*A weird looking creature with a dragon for a head, an eagle's bodies and...I don't even know what kind of tail THAT is.*

Courtney: And you are?

Discord: Only just one of the brightest men ever to rule a land! And smartest...and trickiest...and- *sees a penny* OOH! SHINY PENNY! *Tries to get penny, but...SNATCH!*

Mr. Krabs: That be MY penny ya scally wag! *walks off*

Discord: ...Uuuuuhh...I can discord people! And make chaos! *sees Spongebob* HEY! YOU THERE!

Spongebob: Who me?

Discord: Yes, You!

Spongebob: Cool!...What's going on?

Discord: Patrick's always gotten more popular responses than you, right?

Spongebob: Well that's great! He deserves it!

Discord: Isn't Sandy always smarter than you?

Spongebob: So? It's a talent she has!

Discord: Isn't Mr. Krabs richer than you?

Spongebob: Yeah, and I don't mind that!

Discord: ...*to Courtney* Uuuh, This could, take a while...

Courtney: NEXT!

*Tensai and Brodus Clay come in dancing*

Courtney: NEXT!

*Harold beatboxes*

Courtney: NEXT!

*3MB is about to sing*

Courtney: NEXT!

Heath Slater: What?! B-B-B-B-B-But we never got started!

Jinder Mahal: YEAH!

Courtney: You guys suck. *points to the exit* GET OUT!

*3MB walk out*

Drew McIntyre: I TOLD you this was a STUPID idea!

Heath Slater: Well, I'M SORRY, I didn't know YOU didn't RESPECT a 16 year old VIRGIN!

Jinder Mahal: Uh, Technically, she's 18.

Heath and Drew: SHUT UP JINDER!

Jinder Mahal: *hmpf*

*Santino Marella, The Great Khali and Emma come in...as like it's CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS!*

Courtney: *facepalms* Just get this trainwreck over with.

Santino Marella: *ahem, with Emma "dancing** Deck, the halls with boughs of holly...

The Great Khali: *confused* FALALALALALAFALALALALAFALALALALALALA!

Santino Marella: *singing* Tis, the season to be jolly.

The Great Khali: FALALALALALALALALALALALALALAFALALALALAFALAFALFALA!

Santino Marella: *singing* Dawn, we now our gay apparail.

(Darren Young: You TOO?!)

The Great Khali: FALALALALAFALALALALALFALALALALA!

Santino Marella: Troll, the ancient, yuletime carol...*all 3 together now* Fa la la la laaaaaaaa...la laaaaa...laaaaaaaaaa...l-

?: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *runs in and spears the living hell out of the Great Khali* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!

?: Hey, HEY! Take it easy Reigns!

?: Where are we?

*Courtney sees the 3 vigilante men it seems that she's in love with them already*

Courtney: *flirtatious* Oooooooh, And who are YOU guys?

Dean Ambrose: Hi...We're the Hounds of Justice...the Saviors of Catatshrope, the 15th City Vigilantes, the-

Roman Reigns: *grunting under his mouth* Get to the point.

Dean Ambrose: Right...Y'see...When we heard that there was going to be a wedding...we were just...disgusted...especially because, the BRIDE...is the QUEEN...but hopefully...not for long.

Seth Rollins: We're also part time wrestlers too!

Dean Ambrose: ...Wow...you're actully right Seth.

Seth: Really? Cool! Can I have a cookie now?

Dean: *facepalm* Anyways...I'm Dean Ambrose...

Seth: Seth Rollins...

Roman: ...Roman Reigns...

All 3: And we will do anything, to stop this wedding...from happening...*Roman Reigns: Believe...in The Shield*

Courtney: *Seductive smile, touches all 3 of the stars abs and then, says with a swoon* ...You're hired.

Dean Ambrose: Thank you m'lady...We promise you...you won't be disappointed.

Courtney: *evil smirk on her face*

*Meanwhile*

Big Show: *Walking, when...she hears crying* What the? *runs to see what happened, we see, a mugged, bruised up Twilight Sparkle, her once sparkling dress, ripped* Oh my god...WHAT HAPPENED?

Twilight Sparkle: *crying* Please...please...you've gotta help me!

Big Show: Wait...who are you?

Twilight Sparkle: *sniff* I'm Twilght Sparkle...

Big Show: Huh, Odd, I saw a girl named Twilight Sparkle a while back...she looked nervous.

Twilight Sparkle: That's not Twilight...

Big Show: That ISN'T?...Huh, Odd...again.

Twilight Sparkle: No, I'm serious, That wasn't me...That girl is faking me.

Big Show: *gasp* What? Why?!

Twilight Sparkle: *Sigh* Well, Let me explain...

*sad piano music*

Big Show: We're singing again?

Twilight Sparkle: *Singing* Fate grows much crueler by passage of time,
The decades that cut to my veins.
If only I'd known how it'd all pass away.
I'd have kept myself beside me that day.

The quiet cool air in our kingdom abroad,
How it called you to fly and explore.
'Til I started my cry and flew off to the scene
And find myself lain dead on the floor.

(Courtney and The Shield are putting together their plan)

Once radiant beauty, oh flower of mine,
Did fade as your body declined.
But the reason I love you, your elegant mind,
Did vanish as goodness was cursed in kind.

(Dean Ambrose: As I say, Be prepared.)

(Seth Rollins: Prepared? Prepared for what?)

(Courtney: For the end of queen!)

(Seth Rollins: Why? Is she sick?)

(Roman Reigns: No fool, We're gonna excecute her.)

(Seth Rollins: Oh, That's a great idea! Why do we even NEED a queen anyway? *Sing song* No more queen! No more queen!)

(Courtney: Silence! There will BE a queen!)

(Seth Rollins: But, you said.)

(Courtney: IDIOT, THERE WILL BE A QUEEN! STICK WITH ME, AND YOU SHALL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!)

(The Shield: *All 3 cheer and chant "All Hail Queen Courtney!)

Big Show: So great was your pain

Twilight Sparkle: And so terrible my sorrow

As meat fell in pieces from bone.
By your side we will stayed through the cries and the blood,
I swear, ye wouldn't be ever left here alone

Rest now beloved in magical sleep
I will for a time be away.
I'll go to seek help from the Grand Temple mage,
O'er mountain, and desert, and plain.

*we cut to Garfield and Odie*

Garfield: Now move dumb mutt by sunlight and by night.
Lasagna is definatley on my side.

Big Show: *crying a little* Heaven I pray one more chance for her sou

lTwilight Sparkle: *singing* Restore me my beautiful pride.

*as the music becomes more symphonic, Bray Wyatt comes in as a choir sings*

Bray Wyatt: *Singing* Soon did you reach the Eldest and the others,
The keepers of all history
They said that the signs point to one ancient legend
Of 4 special creatures shrouded in mystery

For one simple sting from the hands of Flutteshy's most.
Will send out the claws of the fat lasagna cat!
A hex (Cody) that intends not just bodily death
But to wither the souls of the ones they love most.

*rock guitar by Spike,

Bray Wyatt: Asleep in your chamber, one hand left of life,
The gates of the night will soon shine...
With all of my power, I'll cast a great spell
Restore her body, give me time.

Bray Wyatt: So, rest now my friends nestled deep inside
Safe until I look once more upon Flash's bride
And know not this madness, this parasite
At journey's end, we'll be together, all things right.
Soon...
Soon...
Soon...

*the song ends*

Big Show: Bray...What are you saying?

Bray Wyatt: What i'm sayin'...is the truth Show...Big Show...*points to Big Show* YOU, Are the PROPHECY! (DUN, DUN, DUN!)

Big Show: WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?

Seth Rollins: WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?

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BTW: The song that was shown in this chapter was not my song, It was a youtuber named SkyBolt's doing, It's called Lament for Chrysalis, Check it out! It's good! (I just changed some of the lyrics for the song sung in here...Ok, I should probably stop talking now! BYE!)