Razor Ramon: Hey yo man...Razor Ramon is here...to tell you...to watch out for a special cameo apperance of the one and only...Razor...Ramon...
Big Show: *Shocked* Wait...I'm...a prophecy?
Bray Wyatt: Yes, My overweight child.
Big Show: ...H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-how?!
Bray Wyatt: Y'see...*Flashback* A long time ago...there was a brutal kidnapping...of a poor girl...a poor girl named...Celestia...Now, Back then, she wasn't very much of the person she is today...So, She couldn't ask anyone for help...she was alone...then one day, my father, Waylon Mercy (who was back then, a sheep known as Dan Spivey) came, He saw the poor girl...crying her tears, He asked her what was the matter, Celestia told him everything...about the kidnapping...about the trouble...about everything...now, My father, he didn't stand up for this...she was beaten and battered...and bruised...he needed to help her...but how?...Then, a hopeless romantic named of Joshua came to see what happened, A nervous girl named of Butterfly came too...and a lazy man named of only Joe came...and he didn't care...now, I was 5 years old when this happened, so I don't remember much...but what I can remember, is that we went on only one of the greatest journeys of my life...it helped me, become who I am today...that prophecy was made 800 years ago, (Aging is a lot different in Toontown) it was said, when a girl was in trouble, and an giant oaf came along...with the help of 3 other unlikely heroes...and if they were to help a poor girl in need...they would have to fight the dangers of life...bugs...wood...fire...lightning...blood...sweat...tears...and even...YOUR LIVES...that was all 800 years ago, now the prophecy is being fufilled again, As a NEW MAN, WILL FOLLOW THE FOOTSTEPS...OF MY DEAR FATHER WAYLON MERCY!...Right...now...Don't you see Big Show, YOU are that man, YOU are the prophecy...YOU...are the chosen one...*Choir*
Big Show: Wow...I didn't know that. *Cody, Fluttershy, Garfield are zapped in*
Cody: Huh?
Fluttershy: *eek*
Garfield: What in the name of?
Bray Wyatt: Everyone...This is Big Show...Big Show...everyone.
Big Show: Uh...Hi? *waves hand*
Fluttershy: *eek*
Big Show: It's ok, It's ok, I won't hurt you...
Cody: Big Show...OH MY GOSH, MY FATHER IS A HUGE FAN OF YOURS, CAN HE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
Big Show: Uh, sure I guess. *gets a pen, Cody hands him a Big Show poster and The Big Show writes his name on the poster* Is that good?
Cody: Yes! *hugs Show* Thank you so much!
Big Show: *hugs Cody* Awww, you're welcome.
Garfield: *to Bray Wyatt* What are you DOING?
*10 minutes later...*
Garfield: Wait...so you mean to tell us...
Cody: We're part of a...
Fluttershy: A prophecy?...
Garfield: Big fat hairy deal.
Bray Wyatt: Oh, it's no big fat hairy deal...it's a critical deal...the fate of Toontown, HANGS IN YOUR HANDS BIG SHOW!
Big Show: Really?
Bray Wyatt: Yes...really...*to all 5 of our heroes* Are you willing...to take the test...of a lifetime?
Big Show: I will.
Twilight Sparkle: I will.
Fluttershy: I will.
Cody: I will!
Garfield: I won't.
Cody: *angry* Oh yes you are, No wedding equals No Lasagna!...*clenched teeth* Now get out there or ELSE.
Garfield: ...Oh fine...I'm in.
Bray Wyatt: Very well then...Good luck...you'll need it. *flies away*
Big Show: Well, I guess we're gonna walk?
Garfield: NO, That takes for-EVER!
Cody: Hmmmm...Hey! Maybe we can get on a bed, and Garfield can push us!
Big Show: Great idea! *a old bed matress appears as catchy 1920's music plays*
*Unfortunatly, The matress doesn't go very far*
Cody: No...no...Hey! What about a pogostick?
*Unfortunatly, The pogostick can't hold THAT many people at the same time and it breaks*
Cody: No...no...HEY! Why not put a refridgerator on a skateboard and Big Show and pull us!
*It seems to work for a few minutes, but Big Show's back breaks causing the 4 heroes to go into the freezer*
Cody: No...no...no...HEY! How about we-
Show, Fluttershy, Garfield and Twilight: SHUT UP CODY!
Garfield: Let someone else have a try!
*we see a blanket*
Garfield: Rise o' magic Hassan...Rise!
Big Show and Twilight: *facepalm*
Cody and Fluttershy: *excited*
*Twilight and Fluttershy carry Big Show, Garfield and Cody, but that fails*
*And then, we get a montage of epic failures, it seems that all hope is lost...until...*
Razor Ramon: *driving limo* Hey yo, Man! Wanna lift?
Big Show: Razor Ramon! Thank goodness you're here! Sure we'd like a lift!
Razor Ramon: Then hop on in man. *everyone does*
Big Show: Welp...I guess this is it...
Twilight Sparkle: Yep...
Big Show: Here we go...
Razor Ramon: So...where we headin' too?...
Big Show: A magical journey...
Razor Ramon: ...I take it that means drive nonstop until we hit Celestia's place...Good thinking chico. *hits the gas pedal* Let's ride...
*the limo takes off and our heroes are on their way!*
The Narrator: As we close out this chapter, Let's end it with a song. Shall we?
*a happy cheerful string tune plays*
Twilight: *singing* Life is like a journey
On a road that's within
Head says you should stay,
But your heart says to begin
So you go
All 5: But you don't want to go
*Cody glares at Garfield*
Twilight: Any life worth living
Isn't life just filled with ease
You just stay forgiving
Through the forest and the trees
Twilight and Cody: And you'll go
Just where you want to go
All 5: (except Garfield) *singing* Time flies by in the city of light
Time stands still in the country
There's no time for a fuss and a fight *Cody and Big Show bonk each other on the heads*
As we travel the land
Cody and Big Show: And I'd be
Satisfied
Just to be
Not denied
All: To reside
With some pride
While I ride
To the City,
The City
Of Light!
*As day turns to night, lights starting shining*
Cody: Light shines like a diamond
In the City at night
Big Show: When that diamond shines
You know that everything's all right
Garfield: But you know
We've got a long way to go
*Big Show glares at Garfield*
Fluttershy: *singing* Let us meet Celestia
We don't wanna make her wait
Shy and Cody: *singing* You just keep a-knockin';
She'll open up the gate
To the City of Light
Big Show: Celestia is a woman with a plan I can understand
Twilight: Celestia is a woman of great reflection
Cody: Celestia is a woman who lays her hand across the land
Fluttershy: Master is the man of our affection
All 5: (Garfield goes blah blah blah) Time flies by in the city of light
Time stands still in the country
There's no time for a fuss and a fight
As we travel the land
Big Show and Cody: And I'd be
Satisfied
Just to be
Not denied
All 5: To reside
With some pride
While I ride
To the City,
The City
Of Light!
(Garfield: That was STUPID!)
(Twilight: Really? I thought it was fun!)
(Garfield: Oh man, YOU are a SUCKER!)
(All 4: GARFIELD! (Big Show: Honestly?!)
(Garfield: What? I'm just sayin'!)
*Meanwhile, in the lair of Courtney's...*
Seth Rollins: *with a telescope* ...Oh my god...*runs to tell the others* COURTNEY, AMBROSE, REIGNS! It's terrible! It's awful! It's horrible! It's-
All 3: WHAT?
Seth Rollins: ...BIG SHOW'S GOING TO RUIN OUR PLANS!
Courtney: ...Oh don't worry Seth...It won't be long until his days...along with his 4 friends...*Evil look in her eyes* Are numbered...
First off, I would just like to congratulate Razor Ramon (otherwise known as Scott Hall) for FINALLY getting into the Hall of Fame, He deserved it! He had a long incredible career, and god bless him on getting clean. (Thank you DDP!)
Read and Review my friends! Otherwise Alex Riley will win the WWE Championship!