Triple H: Let's play the game.
*as we head off, we see a gas station/store, perfect timing as the car is almost running out on fuel.*
Razor Ramon: *off screen* I'm gonna stop for some gas, stock up in the store if you want.
Garfield: All right! I'm so hungry!
Cody: You've been saying that for the last 18 minutes, we get it already. You're hungry.
Big Show: Even I'M not THAT hungry!
*Everyone gets out of the car to go in the store*
Big Show: *sees the toys*
Cody: *sees the video games*
Fluttershy: *sees the animals*
Garfield: *sees the food*
Twilight Sparkle: *sees...a closet* Huh? Where does THAT lead to?
Garfield: Dunno, don't care.
*Garfield and the other 3 go to get stuff, Sparkle rolls eyes and decides to explore the basement*
*2 hours later...*
Big Show: This is SO awesome!
Garfield: *apparently 25 pounds fatter than he was before* Yeah! Who knew they made such amazing good lasagna!
Cody: I didn't know they had The Simpsons game!
Fluttershy: I never knew how cute and cuddly this kitty was! *pets the "kitty's" mane*
Big Show: Um, Fluttershy?
Fluttesrshy: Not now Show, i'm making a new friend.
Big Show: That's the problem...that's no friend.
Fluttershy: Well, how rude! Now tell me this...*Points to lion* does this cute kitty cat look mean to you?
Lion: RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Fluttershy: ...Ok, never mind...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*Everyone runs to the basement*
*Evil laughing*
Cody: What the heck?
Twilight Sparkle: ...Don't...ask...
Kane: *walks in with Trixie, Discord (as a freakin' BOX!)and Duncan* Why so glum chum? You feel like you've seen a ghost...
Big Show: Well, DUH! You ARE a ghost!
Trixie: Oh really?...Well, The Great and Powerful Trixie says that nobody ever respected you as a WWE Champion!
Big Show: Oh no, You're not getting ME in your little game.
Fluttershy: Don't worry, I know they have good sides (i've done it before with Discord.)
Duncan: Aaaaawwww, what's the matter? Y'all scared of getting a whoopassin' of a lifetime?
Garfield: *laughs* REALLY? No, no, seriously. We've got a total weirdo with the goat for a face, (No offense to Daniel) A mohawked wannabe emo, and monsterous has been, *lovingly to Trixie* And the hottest living being known to my beating heart...*seductive* Say...what say we get out of here and go out on a ride on the Garfield Train?
Trixie: *scoff* Puh-LEAZE! As IF I could fall in love with a fatso cat like YOU!
Garfield: Alright, suit yourself.
Discord: *in thought* I went from taking over Equestria to this?...oh well, i've seen crueler fates.
*Ring, Ring*
Cody: Oh, sorry, it's just my phone. *gets phone*
Trixie: *eyes closed* HA! The Great and Powerful Trixie's phone is certanly better than *opens eyes, shocked, sees Cody in a love way...not something you see often out of Trixie...Trixie seems to be falling in love*
Discord: *snickering*
Trixie: *snaps out of it* ...you?...Uh, what just happened?
Duncan: Trixie, focus.
Trixie: Sorry, Sorry.
*Someone opens door*
Store Employee: He's so lucky, this is the last blender in stock! *gets blender and walks out*
Kane: *evil laugh* Y'see, you never quite know what they're going to do. *to himself* We're so spotanious.
Cody: *scared* Well, well, well, well, That's nice, but...HOW DO WE ESCAPE?
Duncan: ...*snickers* HA! DID YA HEAR THAT BOYS?! THEY WANT TA KNOW HOW TO ESCAPE! HA! ISN'T THAT HILLAIROUS?! *Everyone laughs, except for our heroes* JIMMY, PLAY THE MUSIC!
"Jimmy": *plays an organ for a few seconds...until he gets a quarter for the jukebox and puts it in the musicbox and it starts playing jazzy 1940's music*
Kane, Duncan, Discord, Trixie and Random Others: Watch yourself!
Don't fall off of the shelf!
Trixie: *flirts with Cody* You must be the new boys in town. *touches Cody's chin*
Cody: What's that sound?
Is someone movin' round?
Duncan: Sit down for a spell
You don't look so well.
15th Pipe: Wait a minute, I feel great!
You just leave yourself to fate *jumps out of pipe organ*
You might as well just hang around.
14th and 16th: It's too late
We've got to operate!
All: Just try to relax
It's a house of wax!
Trixie, Discord and Curtis Axel: *go all disco on them* Oh, I remember Frankenstein
Shivers up my spine, wo-oh
Big Show: *freaked out* I'm for getting out of here.
All: No need to shout, my dear, no-oh (Wade Barrett: So tell me.)
Wade Barrett and Duncan: Who will go to the cellar down below?
Discord: Trouble is a-bubblin' in the brew! *a stew is brewing*
All: And while you're down there Mr. Vincent Price
Will give you good advice
Duncan: He'll know what to do
You just tell him "Boo!"
Duncan, Trixie, Diamond Tiara and the 1st Pipe: He will put the voodoo in the stew
I'm telling you!
All: *while Kane makes scary finger puppets* It's like a movie
It's a B-movie show
It's like a movie
It's a B-movie show
*then, a box comes, and a weirdo comes out, he looks like a toaster, a shaver and a lamp*
Mish-Mash: Look at me! I mean REALLY, barf! barf! barf! I'm a toaster, a shaver and a lamp!...OH GOD! I'MMA MISH MASH! *Collapses as the box is taken away*
Big Show: This is weird
Garfield: It's much worse than I feared
Cody: I'll close my eyes and make it disappear. *does so but Duncan, Discord, Trixie and Kane look at him evilly*
Big Show, Garfield and Cody: *run to a corner*Yes, they're strange
Discord: It ain't home on the range
All: You just tell St. Pete
That you got cold feet
All 5: *Fluttershy points at the sun setting* There goes the sun
Here comes the night
Somebody turn on the light
All 5: *as wires tangle their bodies around*Somebody tell me that fate has been kind
Duncan and Trixie: You can't go out
You are (CM Punk: YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!) out of your mind!
All: *Cody is now the victim of the puppets* It's like a movie
It's a B-movie show
It's like a movie
It's a B-movie show
*The main 4 now go up chords, from C, to high C, and each one is more scary than the last, but it is now known that Trixie not only is a tricky villain, she's also a really damn good singer, the last (and longest) note is sung, And Trixie flies up to the top holding that last note for a good 10 seconds, and song ends*
Big Show: ...So what does that mean?
Duncan: It means you're stuck here...FOREVER!
Big Show: Forever?!...NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Duncan and Kane walk away*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT ABOUT THE PROPHECY?
Discord: Prophecy? What prophecy?
Big Show: *Sniff* Oh, you know, a big giant clumsy oaf helping a girl...today was supposed to be Twilight Sparkle's wedding and-
Discord: And Courtney came in and kidnapped her and that's why you're stuck in this chase...*pats Big Show on the back* there, there, i've been there before...
Big Show: You HAVE?
Discord: Oh yes, There was this one time I had to help a filly named Chrysalis take over the world. *pictures of that "embarassing day"* It didn't end so well.
Big Show: So you'll help us then?!
Discord: ...*looks around to see if Duncan and Kane are gone* *whispering* Sure. But PLEASE don't tell them, I don't want to end up getting in MORE trouble than I already have.
Big Show: I promise.
Trixie: *mouthing* Wow, what a buzzkill.
Big Show: Huh?
Trixie: Uuuuh, I mean...uh...THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE SHALL NOW GO TO...uh...uh...CLIP HER FINGERNAILS! Yeah! That's right, so uh...you guys have fun and I'll be back! *walks off, seductivily to Cody* I'll see YOU later Cody. *giggling, blows a kiss to Cody, walks off*
Cody: *love eyes and stare*
Big Show and Twilight Sparkle: Oh brother. *facepalm*
The Undertaker: ...Creatures of the night...although my streak has died...I will never...REST...IN...PPPPPPPPIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...read and review...
