The Rock: THE ROCK...Wishes he was in this jabroni stand instead of that jabroni called Trixie.


*Meanwhile, inside the lair of Courtney*

Roman Reigns: *snoozing*

*Ding dong*

Roman: *sigh* FINALLY! *opens door* About time ya got here delivery man, we're star- *sees the thing*...ving...

*We see a 20 pipe pipe organ*

Seth Rollins: It followed me home. :3

Roman: ...Uh, Ambrose, You might wanna come see this!

Ambrose: What is it?...*shocked*...What in the name of ToonTown is THAT?

Seth: It followed me home Ambrose! Can we keep it, PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE?

Ambrose: ...*closes door*

Seth: ...I'll take that as a yes.

*Door opens*

Seth: He's gone?

Roman: Yeah, now shut up and c'mon in damn it!...And bring that thing along too!

Seth: Yaaaay! Thanks Reigns!

Roman: No problem Ltn. Loco. *walks in as Rollins tries to push the organ in the house*

*Pointless filler later...*

Cody: So, what you're telling me...is that THIS was the way out all along?

Discord: Ironic huh? The same door we saw you come in! *sighs happily* The memories...*Flashback...NOT*

Garfield: Don't do that again.

Discord: Sorry, sorry.

Big Show: Well, the car must be filled up with gas by now, so let's get going!

Discord: Ah yes, the wedding! I do so love weddings!

Trixie: *mutters* Calm down Freakazoid, We'll be out of here in no time.

Discord: D'you say something?

Trixie: Nope.

*they get out of the store...only to see that...THE CAR IS GONE!*

Discord: Well i'll be...how did-

*Razor Ramon's theme is heard playing*

Razor Ramon: *off screen* HEY YO...CHICO...WHAT RAZOR WANTED...RAZOR GOT...*Laughing*

Garfield: ...Well, looks like we're doomed...Oh well, it's been fun, guess i'll see you tommorrow, g'bye. *walks off, but Cody stops him*

Cody: *stops Garfield* Garfield, We are getting through this if it's the last thing I do...

Big Show: Besides, we're just marooned that's all.

Garfield: Marooned, doomed, What's the point? We're lost in the middle of nowhere!

Twilight Sparkle: Well...we'll just have to continue by foot.

*Groans by everyone except for Trixie who says...*

Trixie: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE...Does not walk.

Big Show: *ahem*...Cody.

Trixie: ...On second thought, Trixie will walk for Cody. *everyone starts to walk, Trixie squeals a little*

*walking, walking, walking*

Garfield: Are we there yet?

Big Show: No Garfield.

*5 minutes later*

Garfield: Are we there yet?

Cody: No Garfield.

*3 minutes later*

Garfield: Are were there YET?

Discord: No Garfield.

*2 minutes later*

Garfield: NOW Are we there?

Fluttershy: No Garfield.

*1 minute later*

Garfield: NOW?

Twilight Sparkle: No Garfield.

*30 seconds later*

Garfield: NOW?!

Trixie: Don't make me turn you into a frog, Cause I can.

Garfield: ...

*15 seconds later*

Garfield: ARE-

All (but Garfield): NO GARFIELD NOW SHUT UP!

Garfield: Hmpf.

*10:00 PM...*

Big Show: *yawn* I'm beat.

Twilight: I know, I've been walking for hours.

Garfield: *asleep*

Big Show: Alright, Anyone know how ta make a tent?

(No, I don't think so, maybe, nope, nada, uh uh.)

Trixie: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE...Has no idea how to build a tent...*Aaaaaaawwwwwwwww*...

The Narrator: HOWEVER...

Big Show: There's a however?

The Narrator: There's always a however in stories.

Big Show: Oooooooooooohhhhhhh...I don't get it.

Trixie: Trixie can use my MAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC to make a tent...

Big Show: *to Twilight Sparkle* Does she always do this in 3rd person?

Twilight Sparkle: Heh, heh, Once a Trixie, Always a Trixie.

Trixie: *bows her head and hands to the ground* Rise oh magic tent...*puts her hands up to the sky* RISE UP TO ME OH, MAGIC TENT!

Cody: Uh, We could use this tent I found? *we see a green and blue tent, pretty big too*

Trixie: *sees the tent and Cody* On second thought, let's go with his plan.

*WICKED TENT TRANSITION!*

*And the home...of the...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

The Narrator: And that concludes our brodcast day, from everyone here on ToonTown Radio, we wish you, a very good night.

Big Show: *turns off radio* *yawn* G'night Garfield, G'night Fluttershy, G'night Twilight, G'night Discord, G'night Cody, G'night Trixie...Trixie?...Trixie?

*Big Show sees Trixie smiling happily at Cody*

Big Show: Trixie?

Trixie: *gasp*

Big Show: What are you?

Trixie: Nothing...nothing.

Big Show: *looking suspicious*

Trixie: *sigh* Ok, ok, I'll tell you...but you have to promise not to tell anyone...

Big Show: I will...I mean, I won't.

*Trixie and Big Show get out of the tent*

Trixie: *whispers to Big Show* You know this "Cody" guy?

Big Show: *whispers to Cody* Oh yeah, he's a very nice man, he seems so innocent and loving...and caring too.

Trixie: *whispers to Big Show* Well...I think I might have a bit of a crush on him...

Big Show: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON CODY?! OH THAT'S WONDERFUL! *Shhhhhhhh!* Oh...sorry...Wait, how did THAT happen?

Trixie: *Sigh* Well, lemme explain.

*piano goes up scales*

Big Show: Another song?

(Yes, Another song, Just play along...)

Trixie: ...*piano plays* As great and powerful, they say, you always look like the most perfect thing the world makes you think you are...but even the most perfect have their flaws...

Big Show: So? Just because your great and powerful doesn't mean you can still love, Right?

Trixie: That's what I thought...until...I met him...

Big Show: Whose...him?

Trixie: *points to Cody*

Big Show: Oh, that's him...

Random Guy: Say, Whaddaya like about 'im then?

*jolly string tune comes in*

Trixie: Let's see...there's the way he walks, and the way he talks, his chisled look, and his great physique...

Random Guy 2: Love, love, It's all hormones ya see, You'll grow out of it...

Big Show: *piano hits the "G" note* Oh boy. (Trixie: And when I saw him...)

Trixie: *ahem* *sings that G note beautifully*

Big Show: Wow...

*jolly strings and piano*

Trixie: *waltzing around* I could have danced all night!
I could have danced all night!
And still have begged for more. *twirls around Big Show*
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before. (Big Show: But you've done a lot of things Ms. Trixie
I'll never know What made it so exciting;
Why all at once, My heart took flight. *swoon* I only know when he .
Began to dance with me I could have danced, *flies up to the stars up in the sky*
danced, danced all night! *twiddles down as she swoons again*
Garfield: It's after three now.
Twilight Sparkle: Don't you agree now,
Discord: She ought to be in bed. (She'll...ti...re...ooooooooouuuuuuuuttttttt...)

*the scenary changes from stary night, to a royal ball night, Trixie looks stellar with her blue and white ballgown, meanwhile Big Show looks like Mickey Mouse from his Delayed Date*

Trixie: I could have danced (Big Show: That you could of. )all night! (Big Show: That you should of.)

I could have danced all night!

The Rock: And still have begged for more...JABRONI!

Trixie: I could have spread my wings. *waltzing around the ballroom, Meanwhile Big Show keeps walking*
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know, What made it so exciting.
Why all at once my heart took flight. *then, out comes her Prince Charming, Cody, and the two begin to dance*
I only know when he
Began to dance with me.
I could have danced, danced danced all night!

Bad News Barrett: I understand, dear.
It's all been grand, dear.
But now for bad news, get some sleep, it's friggin' late. (BAD...NEW...BAR...RETTTTTTTTTT...)
Trixie and Big Show: I (You) could have danced all night,
I (You) could have danced all night.
And still have begged for more.
I (You) could have spread my wings,

Big Show: And done a thousand things you've never done before.

Trixie: I'll never know What made it so exciting.
Big Show: Why all at once your heart , IT TOOK FLIGHT!

Trixie and Big Show: *big finish* I only know when he *runs up to the top of the stairs, Big Show joins her*
Began to dance with me (you) I could have danced, danced,
danced...

Big Show and Trixie: *Trixie holds an incredibly high note, while Big Show holds it only for the rest of the song* All night!

*the song is finished, but Trixie isn't, Big Show decides to walk away slowly*

Big Show: Uh...goodnight.

Trixie: *still holding that note...INCREDIBLY TOO THAT IS!*


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