Paul Heyman: Ladies and gentleman, My name is Paul Heyman and I am here to wish you good luck on your story...along with my clients, The King of Swing, Cesaro...AND...The Man who...BEAT...THE STREAK...BRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK...LLLLLLEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
*The Next Day*
*Walk, walk, walk*
Big Show: *tummy rumbles* Ugh, i'm starving, it feels like ages since I last ate.
Cody: Maybe because it HAS been ages since we've ate!
Fluttershy: Oh...What are we going to do?
*At that moment, our heroes see Applejack, selling her declicious home made Apple treats.*
Big Show: Whose that?
Twilight Sparkle: That's my good friend Applejack!
Big Show: Applejack...hmmm...I like it.
Garfield: Apples?!...YUCK! I HATE A-
Twilight: *shuts up Garfield* Garfield, Don't even say it!
Garfield: Say what? I hate apples?
*That grabs Applejack's attention*
Applejack: *off screen* ...Wha'd you just say?...
Twilight: See?
Garfield: AW CRAP!
*Garfield grabs everyone and runs away*
Big Show: See Garfield, This is why people don't like you! You're so...sarcastic...and surly.
*Everyone agrees*
Garfield: Don't care, NEXT STOP, LASAGNA!
*Bray Wyatt stops them*
Bray Wyatt: NO...NO BREAKS...One single break...AND THE WHOLE PROPHECY...Will be ruined.
Garfield: WHAT ABOUT LUNCH?
Bray Wyatt: *gives them all trail mix* Enjoy. *POOF*
Garfield: Eeeeeeeergh...YOU NO GOOD LITTLE PIECE OF SIZZLE FLIZZ, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'LL PUT YOUR BUTT WHERE THE PISS GOES! *We see Octavia and Vinyl Scratch walking when they see Garfield cussing at the air*
Octavia: ...Um...o...k...then...Let's just walk away slowly...
Vinyl: *laughing at Garfield* No, no, THIS IS CLASSIC!
Octavia: *facepalm*
Garfield: AND THAT'S THE MOTHERBUCKING TRUTH!...*Breathes in some fresh air* Aaaaaaah, that felt so much better.
Cody: I'm sure it did.
Discord: *laughing like mad, trying to catch his breath* I'm sorry, I'm sorry...But this...is just...CLASSIC!...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Trixie: *snickering*
*Big Show laughs, but then stops when he hears mysterious rumbling*
Big Show: Sssssh, did you hear that?
Twilight: Uh...y-y-y-yeah?
*more rumbling*
Cody: What was that?
Discord: I...don't know...
*still more rumbling*
Trixie: ...What in the name of-
Garfield: Calm down, It was probably just Odie...or maybe Nermal...better than little brat, At least Odie doesn't faunt his cuteness.
*EVER SO more rumbling...and then...POW! The Shield attacks, beating down on The Big Show and Garfield, the powerful trio destroyed them all, Dean delievered some Dirty Deeds on Garfield and Discord, Seth tried to Aveda Kavera Fluttershy, but he was amazed by her cuteness and just hugged her to death, Roman broke up the happy party with bone-crushing spears on Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle (Which Seth protested) and The Big Show, But then, a miracle happened...*
*Just when Roman Reigns was about to spear the poor helpless teen of Cody...Trixie jumped up in the air and blocked the path to Cody, causing Reigns to spear Trixie down the ground, the impact was so great, it caused a massive nuclear explosion, killing everyone instantly.*
THE END...
*...NOT! But it really did cause a nuclear explosion, which gave Trixie some massive bruises, scars on her face and everywhere else, bleeding, and some lost teeth*
Cody: ...Trixie?...You...saved my life...
Big Show: Trixie?...Are you alive?...
*Trixie stayed motionless on the ground*
Discord: Oh no...I think...she's...dead...
*DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN*
Cody: *devastated* NO! *tears rolling down his face* NO CELESTIA, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME, OH! DEAR! LORD! WHY GOD, WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! *Breaks down crying*
Twilight Sparkle: *tries to calm Cody down, but he keeps bawling like a baby* Cody...Cody...*frustrated*...CODY!
Cody: Huh?...*sniff*
Twilight: It's ok...I'm a nurse, I can heal her.
Cody: *sniff* You can?
Twilight: Of course. This shouldn't take long...
*The Narrator: 12 Hours Later...*
*Cody and Big Show wait anxiously*
Twilight: *walks out*
Cody: WELL?!
Twilight: Well, I have some good news and I've got some bad news...The good news is that I was able to sucessfully heal her.
Cody; HOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
Twilight: The bad news is that she's still got some bumps and bruises...she's still a bit woozy, and her eyes look bloodish red, and her voice sounds a bit funny too...So, you might want to watch out on that.
Trixie: *hoarse, off screen* NONSENSE! *Coughs hardly as she stumbles back, Twilight seems right about Trixie's condition, she looks like a mess.* The Great...And Powerful...Trixie...*wobbling terribly*...can survive...anything...
Cody: OH, THANK NEPTUNE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! *Hugs Trixie*
Big Show: Yeah, It's good to have ya back, Right Fluttershy? (No Fluttershy.)...Fluttershy?
Twilight: Oh no, Don't tell me we've lost Fluttershy.
Big Show: I'm afraid we did.
Twilight; Oh no...
Garfield: *with some pizza and some lasagna* Well, luckily, I just happened to find a food place that will help us along the journey. *to ?* YO' DUDE! THANKS FOR THE PIZZA MAN!
Curtis Axel: *off screen* YOU'RE WELCOME!
Ryback: *off screen* THANK YOU FOR STOPPING AT RYBAXEL'S WONDERFUL WORLD OF TASTE! PLEASE COME AGAIN SOON!
Garfield: WE WILL!
*10 MINUTES LATER...*
Big Show: FLUTTERSHYYYYYYY!
Garfield: Where are you ya little wimp?
Discord: Fluttershyyyy?!
Cody: Shy? Fluttershy?
Twilight Sparkle: FFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Trixie: *hoarse, stumbling* Come on, Fluttershy,
speak up for Pete's sake! *wheezes*
Twilight: No, no Trixie...Just relax.
You've done enough. *Trixie feels a bit of fire in her eyes*
We'll look for her.
Trixie: Relax?! *hoarsefully* The Great...and Powerful...*sigh* You know what? I am feeling
burned out. *collapses*
Big Show: Hey guys, Listen to this! *turns on the radio*
The Narrator: Last night, Three unnamed vigilantes attacked the poor men who were trying to save their wedding day, (which has been postponed until further notice) everyone from that poor group was attack, except for one man named Cody, when a girl named Trixie saved the poor man from certain destruction. Trixie will be awarded
a Purple Heart when she returned
for being wounded
in the line of duty and for saving a helpless citizen in need.
Magicians all around the world
stopped their daily routine...
for a moment of silence
in respect for her bravery.
Twilight: Don't you see Trixie?, You're redeeming yourself, you've saved a friend...you're a hero...
Trixie: Me?...A...hero? *touched, tearing up* Wow...*sniff* I guess I...have...come a long way...*sniff* from being another flash in the pan...*sniff* To...to...an amulet wearing jerk...*sniff, she looks ready to burst*...to...*hugs Twilight Sparkle, she's gone from touched, to tears of joy* I'M A HERO!...I'VE DONE IT...THE...THE-THE-THE-THE GREAT...AND H-H-H-H-H-HEROIC...TRIXIE...SAVED...THE...D-D-D-D-DAY...*wailing huge tears now, Twilight comforts Trixie*
Twilight: There there...You did a brave thing, and i'm really proud of you.
Big Show: We all are.
Cody: Yeah...I really appreciated the help Trix...it was...really...cool of you.
Trixie: *trying hard to hold back the tears* I did this for love Cody...Because...I...I...I...I...I...LOVE YOU!
*gasps from everyone*
Cody: R-r-r-r-r-really?...
Trixie: *nods her head*
Cody: ...Wow...I-I-I dunno what to say...
Discord: *clenched teeth* Kiss...KIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!...
Garfield: *looks at Discord all funny*
Discord: ...What?...WHAT?
*Cody and Trixie look at each other, love, so tender...and then...their lips touched...their first kiss...oh, and it was real...it was damn real*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
Fluttershy: *returns* Hi guys, I'm back! *sees something* ...Uh...what did I just miss?
Big Show: *sniff* Only the most beautiful thing you've ever seen!
Fluttershy: Oh no! Am I late? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be late! I'm sorry!
Garfield: It's cool...it's all cool.
*Meanwhile, in Rybaxel's Wonderful World of Taste*
Curtis Axel: OOOOOOH, I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!, *to Ryback* Now YOU owe me, a buck!
Ryback: *frustrated* Here ya go...*gets a dollar* One...a-dollar...
Christian: *with popcorn* This movie is for the PEEPS!
Sheamus: For once we agree on somethin' fella!
Shelton Benjamin: I agree, this show rocks!
Yoshi Tatsu: Bravo!
Gregory Helms: ...Meh.
All 4: MEH?!
Gregory Helms: Well...it's good...but...it's missing something...something very...important...I just don't know what...
*catchy fast paced jazz music plays*
Gregory Helms: This show needs style
This show needs flair
That's what we wanna see
They need ta give 'em what they want!
Perhaps maybe it's...me?
(Hint hint hint)
It could be great
It could be more
Than everyone will ever know
I can see it going on all the tours
It could be ours as opposed to your's
LOOK OUT WORLD, HERE COMES THE HURRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN-
Sorry Helms, Gonna have ta cut ya short here today...Heh, heh...What can I say? Hurricane's a character...and a card...so...um...READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE!
(Or else The Hurricane will keep singing for you!)