Ryback: This is Ryback here to tell you that, RYBACK...STILL...RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!...READ...THIS...CHAPTER...Please?
(Sorry for the delay, I'm a lazy man. :P)
*Meanwhile, back at Courtney's evil lair, we see Roman and Seth eating pizza, when Roman gets an odd look on his face*
Roman: Hmmmm, Somehow my pizza tastes...weird...
Seth: Oh! I forgot to mention! Ambrose put taco sauce on that slice, heh! He was going to give to...*relizes something* Hey...wait a minute...*points to Roman* You stole my pizza!
Roman: Whoa, whoa dude! Calm down! I'm sure it was just a mistake, he probably mean too...*face turns red* Hot!
Dean: *laughing like crazy, walks inside* Oh! You guys should have seen the looks on your face when you... *sees that Roman's face in on fire* What the hell?! Seth was suppose to have that! Not you!
Roman: *trying to find some water, gets to sink, no water comes out*
Dean: Oh yeah, I should probably tell you that the water is out for some reason.
*meanwhile in the middle of town, a group of 3 fillies, one Sweetie Belle, one Scootaloo, one Applebloom*
CMC: Cutie Mark Crusader Water Pure Fodder!
Roman: *runs to the fridge, sees nothing much*
Dean: And also, we need to get some groceries...
Roman: *sees a cherry pie, and knowing his face is gonna explode any minute by now...puts his face in the cherry pie*
Seth: Boo! We wanted lasers!
*Roman angrily glares at Dean and he nervously laughs*
Dean: *nervous* If it's any consolation, you DID give us a laugh?...Heheheheh.
*Roman is about to put the hurt on Ambrose, until...*
Courtney: *appears from nowhere* Uh, guys?...Not to be your party killer or anything, but look at what's going on...
*The Shield looks at the telescope, they see our heroes trekking along the path to Celestia's*
Dean: *evil* So...that guy's got some friends on his side...and the real bride...
Seth: Frankily m'dear, that seems all greek to me.
Dean: *confused* You know greek?
Seth: Uh...yeah?
*Dean rolls his eyes and keeps looking*
Dean: ...It seems that this might be a bit harder than I thought...
Courtney: Of course! *sigh* Anyways. GROUP HUDDLE! *The 4 allies huddle* Ok, so here's the plan, Ambrose; You take charge of the weapony.
Dean: *does a military salute* Will do m'lady. *Courtney giggles and blushes a little*
Courtney: Seth, you handle the ammo.
Seth: Hooray!...Wait...what's ammo?
Roman: You know, How many bullets we have.
Seth: ...Are you pulling my leg?
Roman: ...Noooooooooooooooooooo?
Courtney: ...Anyways, Roman, you handle the refreshments.
Roman: Why do I have to handle the refreshments?
Dean: Cause I did it last week dude.
Seth: It's your lucky day Reigns, I'll trade ya!
Roman: S-
Dean: *crazy side* NO EXCEPTIONS!
*Moments of silence come by*
Seth: So...what about Casey? What's she gonna do?
Courtney: ...Did you just call me Casey?
Lindsay: *off screen* Hey! That's MY job!
Seth: ...Did I derp?
Courtney: *Sighs in frustration* If you need me, i'll be protraying the bride. *walks off*
*Seth and Roman walk to their designated areas, Ambrose goes to his area and sees...a absolute barrage of weapons just waiting to be used...*
Dean: *evil snicker*
Dean: *bombastic music* *singing* Oh, what a beautiful sight!
Weapons as far as the eye can see,
But which one will be right for me? *skates on rainbow*
How do I pick?
Which one will do the trick? *montage of many weapons*
Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? (Boys, do you know?)
Seth and Roman: So many weapons, We know what to choose!
Seth: *red and white striped weapon shaped like a dog with a bow on top* Look at this one what a beautiful fuse,
Roman: *green and blue tank* And with this one you couldn't lose! [Weapon loads]
Dean: *blue missle* That one... would surely give them the blues! *blue missle flies*
Seth: *just a boot with rollerskates on it* And this one here matches my shoes!
Dean: Come on, Seth, just pick one and forget about your shoes!
Seth: Eeny-meeny-miny-moe.
*Points to huge tank* I pick you,
Dean and Roman: Great let's go!"
*Let's leave our evil people shall we?, Back at our heroes they seem to have their own problems*
Discord: So uh...is Razor coming back anytime soon?
Big Show: No Discord.
Discord: *groans* But my feet are getting sore.
Garfield: Aw quit complainin'!
Fluttershy: Actully he has a point, my feet are toast...(yes, they are in Equestria Girls form)
Trixie: Nonsense, The Great and Powerful Trixie never gets tired! *lovingly to Cody* Right my Cody-kins?
Cody: *looking at the trees, sees Trixie and then.* Oh! Uuuh, right! You never get tired for anything! Heh heh!
*Trixie looks visably concerned*
Big Show: Y'know...now that you mention it...I am getting a little hungry...Can we stop to eat?
Twilight: We would if SOMEONE didn't EAT all our SNACKS! *glares at Garfield*
Garfield: What?, A cat needs to eat too y'know.
*They keep on going until...BONK!*
Cody: *nose bonks on door* Ack!
Trixie: Oh my gosh! Are you all right Cody?
Cody: *rubs nose* Yeah, bumped my nose!
Trixie: Don't worry, The Great and Powerful Trixie has this covered! *uses her magic to make the nose stop hurting*
Cody: *phew* Thanks Trix!
Trixie: *smiles* Anything for a boyfriend!
Cody: *smiles, but then to Big Show whispers* Boyfriend? What is she talking about?
Big Show: *about to say it until...*
Fluttershy: *shhhh* Don't ruin this for them!
Big Show: *zips his mouth*
Garfield: ...Huh, she not be home...Oh well. Thanks for everything guys. *walks off*
Discord: Luckily, I know a inter-creature code that might work, I'll just simply render the secret creature knock...and we'll be welcomed by the native masters! Stand aside, my meager companions! *everyone stands back*
*Discord starts with a knock, knock, knock, knocka-knock, knock! And then proceeds to bang on the heads of everything except Fluttershy*
Garfield: *grumbles*
*The door opens and it is not Princess Celestia but a lavender lamp with a white shading on top who answers the door*
Discord: Hiya friend! *The lamp looks freaked out to see such a big looking creature, and runs back in, you can hear them whisper*
?: They're here!
?: What? They are?
?:What are we gonna do?
?: Should we let them in?
?: Shhh!
?: All right.
*That same lamp enters and it seems that they're gonna let them in*
Plugsy: How do yas do? Tarry not upon our doorstep. Please feel free to enter, all of yas!
*Our heroes go inside, once in, they can't believe their eyes...but they see, a orange cellphone, a radio, a laptop, a tablet, Antonio Cesaro and Fandango, smiling...maybe a bit too creepy*
I'd like to thank My Little Pony and the Wolves of Imperiacus and it's author for giving me the motivation to keep on truckin'. Really good story, read it! And this one too!
HAVE A NICE DAY!