Zack Ryder: What's up broskis? I'm Long Island Iced Z, Zack Ryder here to tell you to read this story, and take care...*about to do the spiked hair part until...* Oh wait...I got a haircut...WOO WOO WOO!...YOU KNOW IT...
*As our heroes explain their story to those cutting edge appliances, we get a close lookup on Discord as he exaggerates the whole thing*
Discord: *points to Cody* It was you who killed Johnson! Parker found out and you killed him. *points to himself* Then you tried to get me. *to Fluttershy* It's your turn, sweetheart. Now you're taking the fall. There was a shot! *BOOM* A puff of smoke! *runs in place* We ran like the dickens! And that's how we got here.
Fluttershy: *amazed* Wow!
Big Show: *to the cutting edge appliances* Well, something like that.
Laptop: And all on your own, too.
Cesaro: How convenient. *Big Show is confused* *not so innocent* I mean...
Laptop: Remarkable.
Cesaro: Yeah.
*Big Show smiles, Cesaro smiles evilly*
*We turn to see Fandango muttering to himself*
Fandango: *muttering to himself* Washed up has-beens in this apartment? *Scoff* What is this world coming to? I wouldn't date a witch like Trixie. If you ever CALL it a witch! And that cat looks like an old gum ball, It smells and that Cody's shirt; UGH! someone get that away from me! Did someone even WASH Big Show's hair? No. YUCK! I'm nauseous just looking at Discord too. *sees Fluttershy coming and goes in a fake nicey-nice act* Aaaaaahhh! How do you do?
Fluttershy: *afraid* How do you do?...*Walks off*
*Fandango smiles evilly, and then glares...and then...*
Fluttershy: *off screen* Hey guys! Look at this! *Fandango does a creepy ass nice smile for the next and then winks at Trixie*
Trixie: *rolls eyes*
*Fandango then glares while the rest aren't looking along with Cesaro*
*We then turn the the gang as we see pictures of Twilight's future husband...FLASH SENTRY*
Big Show: Woooooooooooow!
Cody: He looks...INCREDIBLE!
Trixie: Of course, he'll never beat my Cody-kins, right?...Cody?...
Cody: ...Uh...yeah... right...
*Trixie starts to look at the screen, visably concerned*
Garfield: *to Twilight* Wait...so you're telling me...*points to Sentry photo* THAT'S the guy you're marryin'?
Twilight: *cheerful smile* Yup! *Sighs dreamily* Isn't he just the dreamiest?
Garfield: ...He looked a lot taller on T.V...
Discord: Awwwwww! *Sniff* What a heartbreaker!...I wonder if he likes crazy people? *everyone except Fluttershy stare akwardly at Discord* Not that I am crazy otherwise...eh heh...
Big Show: I wonder if he'll like us?
?: *off screen* LIKE YA?!...LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN' HULKAMANIAC, *Revealed to be HULK HOGAN* THAT'S THE SILLEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! OF COURSE HE'LL LIKE YA!
Cody: *gasp* HULK HOGAN?! *Everyone runs to see Hulk Hogan*
Hulk Hogan: Little Hulksters! How ya doin'?! *hugs the gang*
Big Show: *Excited* How ya been man?!
Hulk Hogan: I've got a few years left in me brother! *flexes his muscles*
Garfield: *suspicious* So you HAVE heard about the wedding then?
Hulk Hogan: Dude, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT YA GUYS! THEY'RE SAYIN' YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE THE TALK OF THE TOWN WHEN YA GET BACK!
Fluttershy: We ARE?!
Hulk Hogan: That's right lil' hulkster!
Garfield: *sarcastic* So tell us Mr...Hulkster...how do we survive the rest of this nightmare?
Hulk Hogan: *to Garfield* I'll tell ya how brother...by sayin' your prayers...eatin' your vitamins...and believin' in yourself...CAUSE WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN 25,000 SCREAMING HULKAMANICS OUT GO WILD, ON, Y- *Knocks down by Cesaro*
Big Show: *sees Cesaro* HEY!
Cody: Why'd ya do THAT for?
Cesaro: Oh, i'm sorry...Were you watching that channel?
*Meanwhile, Discord and Garfield see all that future technology*
Garfield: Wow...I don't think i've ever seen so much advanced technology in my life before!
Discord: I've never seen anything with that many buttons and knobs and such!
Laptop: Naturally...we are on the cutting edge of technology...
Cody: Wooooow...
Garfield: Well what's THAT supposed to mean?
Cody: I dunno...What does it mean?
*the laptop starts to beep boop and show squares, flashing lights start coming out of nowhere, confusing and surprising our heroes*
Cutting Edge Appliances: *singing* Since you came here uninvited
We all knew you'd be delighted
This is not the time or place to hedge!
Cutting Edge Appliances: *singing, Radio and Plugsy take their stand* No one here would be so bold to
But since you asked and no one's told you
Let us take you to the cutting edge
Laptop: I can process words, accounting too
And my pixel screen displays for you
Computer graphics locked into your memory
Emery: With fiber optics cast in plastic
For natural sights and sounds fantastic
Just reach out and talk to your dear old Uncle Emery
*We cut to a checkers game, That laptop jumps through Big Show, Garfield and Twilight Sparkle, leaving Cody all alone*
C.E.A: *singing* More! More! More!
Everything you wanted and more
More! More! More!
*But that's not even the worst, a whisk and a sewing machine come in the play*
Same Appliances I just mentioned: Let me tell you what it's for
Here's the printout with the score
Get yourself together on the edge *They take Cody...*
*...to a tropical paradise?...No, that's just a hologram.*
Oooooh, aah, oooooh
Bah, bah, bah.
Singers: You want to go to old Rio de Janeiro, my dear? *The gang is dressed in Hawaiian gear as Big Show knocks rapidly on the screen*
You want to join in any Club Paradise? *Meanwhile Fluttershy's got some swag*
*but then the gang is dumped back in the room, the radio starts to play*
You'd really rather stay at home where the picture is clear
You get it on the stereo and *E.C* you don't even have to go
C.E.A: *A ton of presents drop on Cody* More! More! More!
Everything you wanted and more
More! More! More!
Plugsy: Any time or place you wish
You might meet up with some dish
Pull yourself together on the edge
Fandango: *flirting with Trixie* If you want a lean machine
To whip you up some mean cuisine *twirls Trixie around and then dips her*
Just call on me, Fandango on the scene. (Trixie: Oh brother...)
Cesaro: *coming with a rap gear that looks set back up to the 1920s* Hey, I can speak up to 5 languages
English, French, German, Italian and Swiss!
Cody: Isn't Swiss technically German?
Cesaro: Oh what do YOU know? *storms off*
C.E.A: *a car, a boat and a plane all fall in* More! More! More!
Everything you wanted and more
More! More! More!
*Big Show is tooken out by Fansargo*
C.E.A: *from there on it's bizzaro world from here* We're the bytes and chips to call
You just have yourself a ball
It's all hyperactive on the edge
From LEDs to CRTs
Woofers, tweeters, antenna trees
An ultra-nylon life of ease
*finally returning from bizzaro world, the appliances and Fansargo drop down*
Everything you dreamed of on the edge
Laptop, Plugsy and Fansargo: And more!
*Finally that popcorn nonsense is over and the gang is relieved*
Cody: *clapping*
Big Show: ...Well...that was...different...
Discord: Yeah, even I can't do THAT!
Laptop: Hmmmm, perhaps I can be of assistance?
*WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!*
Laptop: ...Or not?...
*everyone plugs their ears*
Trixie: *shakes her head* HOLY MOTHER OF TRIXIE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! You could have broken Trixie's- I mean my eardrums!
Laptop: I deeply apologize for this, but the master is returning, I'm afraid we must leave to see him.
Big Show: Oh. Well it was nice to meet you!
Laptop: It was very nice to meet you all too, good luck on your trip, and may you have the best of luck in future endevours.
Plugsy: Jeez man, enough with the fancy volcabulary! It's 2014, Who speaks like that anymore?
*The Cutting Edge Appliances leave, but Fansargo stay*
Meanwhile, in a remote valley, a young girl, obviously a Texas girl at heart stares at the stary skylight and looks very upset, and begins to wonder..."What have I done?", after some while that girl starts to cry to herself...softly...
Big Show: *sees Fansargo getting creepy* Uuuuh, what's the creepyness?
Cesaro: Nothing...except that you have just reached your expiration date!
Fandango: You see, We (points to him and Cesaro) only portrayed as...softies, so that you wouldn't consider us to be threats.
Cesaro: But now the gloves are off and it's time for the King of Swing and Fling to FIGHT!
Fandango: And so, It breaks my heart to say this but-
Cesaro: IT IS TIME TO NETURALIZED!
Garfield: *Skeptic* Seriously? THAT'S your catchphrase?! Jon Arbuckle's done better than that!
Cesaro: *rolls eyes and...*
*BAM!*
Cesaro: *throws Garfield out of here*
Fandango: *to Fluttershy* Fluttershy my dear...it has been fun...but now...*dips...and lets Fluttershy go*
Cesaro: *lifts Discord all on his own* And you can join your little friend too!
Discord: Uuuuuh...LOOK! CHRIS BENOIT!
Cesaro: Who? *Discord poofs away, shrugs*
Fandango: *bodyslams Cody out too*
Trixie: CODY! *fills up with rage*
Fandango: *to Trixie, seductive* Nonsense my dear...With him gone...in comes...FAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN...DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN...GGGGGGOOOO- *Bitch-slapped by Trixie*
*Cesaro throws out Trixie for that*
Cesaro: *flirts on Twilight* So...how's about you dump that Flash Sentry guy and date a guy like...me?
Twilight: ...Look Cesaro...you're strong and all...but I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth! *kicks Cesaro in the gut, Fandango throws her out next*
Big Show: *rage mode* Ok...that's it...you can take away my dignity...you can take away my pride...but when you mess with my friends...THAT WHEN I KNOCK YOU OUT! *His fist is like a crazy engine train about to crash*
*Hulk Hogan gets up and hulks out on Fandango*
*Big Show and Hogan team up to take down the two decieving villains, but even so...they too are taken out...and are somehow lifted*
Laptop: *in his pajama suit, already for bed, sees the chaos going on* ...What in the name of George Washingtion is GOING ON HERE?
Fandango and Cesaro: *points to the other person* HE STARTED IT! *Laptop isn't pleased, Fansargo smile and giggle nervously*
(You can only imagine what cruel punishment those two ending up getting.)
Big Show: *opens eyes* Whoa...What happened?...
Trixie: We ended up getting attacked by those idiots, don't worry, we're safe.
Discord: Mostly me! I somehow ended up with not even a scratch!
Garfield: *Sarcastic* Yeah, sure I believe you.
Hulk Hogan: *dusts himself off* You ok hulkamaniacs?
*Everyone nods*
Cody: I think so, yup.
Trixie: Of course you are Cody, after all, you *hugs Cody* ARE my Cody-kins! Right?
*Cody looks like he's gonna say yes again...but...then...*
Narrator: YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK FOLKS!
(Hey, i'm telling the story here!)
Narrator: Hmph.
Cody: *gently pushes Trixie off, sighing* Trixie...I've got something to confess to you...
Trixie: Anything my love...ANYTHING.
Cody: ...*sigh* Ok then...Trixie...I-
Discord: Wait, don't tell me...YOU'RE A SWITZERLAND FOOTBALL HOCKEY PLAYER FROM THE MOON!
*SHHHHHHH!*
Discord: Oh...I see...you want silence...ok then...*zips his mouth up*
Cody: ...Ok?...As I was saying...when I kissed you, I did it only because I was worried for you...not because I loved you...
Trixie: *confused* Wait...so you don't love me?
Cody: No...no I don't...*Trixie looks visably devastated*
Trixie: So...y-y-y-you're breaking up with me?...
Cody: ...Well, something like that...but you're still a really great person, and I would love to at least be your friend, I just don't think jumping into a conclusion *snap* Just like that isn't really...incredible...*Trixie is starting to cry*
Trixie: C-C-C-C-Cody...please...don't say it...
Cody: I'm sorry Trixie...is it ok that we...still be friends at least?...*Trixie's lips are just trembling now, as the tears are just coming, and then; she takes her hands off of Cody's hands and runs off, crying* Trixie!...Trixie, wait!...*to Big Show* What'd I do wrong?
Big Show: I don't know.
*Discord unzips and sees the scene*
Discord: What happened? What'd I miss? *Big Show and Twilight Sparkle glare at him* What? I just wanted to know that's all, You know I hate being left in the dark.
*Discord hears Trixie crying, Twilight comes down*
Discord: So I guess I missed a lot didn't I?
Twilight: We'd better get back to walking.
*The gang (sans Trixie and now with Hulk Hogan) keep on walking*
Discord: Sorry for that brief intermission folks, returning to you now our little presentation..."Bonny, Dear Bonny"
*Meanwhile, We see Trixie crying; sitting on a stump of a tree; she's trying to hold it in...but to no avail, and then...she finally just bursts into tears*
Garfield: *grumbles* Cry, cry, weep, wail and sob! IT'S THE SAME TIME, IT'S DISGUSTING! EVERY TIME, EVERY DAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! *finds Trixie and just grabs the picture of Cody, but Trixie holds on* GIMME THAT STUPID PICTURE!
Trixie: *crying hard* NO, IT'S MINE! LET IT GO!
Big Show: Garfield, just let go of the picture!
Garfield: *still under tug of war with Trixie* I'LL THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE FOR YOU!
Trixie: YOU CAN'T!
Big Show: LET GO!
*The rest of the gang watch the mess happen*
Garfield: HE'S NOT COMING BACK FOR YOU ANYWAY TRIXIE!
Discord: He might! Fact is there's *trails off* just not enough facts...
Fluttershy: *panics*
*For some reason, Twilight Sparkle and Cody are absent*
Narrator: A FIGHT BREAKS LOOSE IN THE FOREST, PUTTING A PEACEFUL DAY INTO A GRINDING HALT! (Everyone: SHUT UP!)
*Well, eventully it ends as Show finally snaps and k.o's Garfield, knocking the picture out of Garfield and Trixie's hands and breaking the glass into a million pieces, everyone gasps*
Big Show: Oh no...*everyone goes to check on the remains of the picture, Trixie looks the most upset...but then, a wind comes in as an unknown laugh comes in...a egotistical one at that...who is it you ask? Why it's-
Not going to be revealed until the next chapter! Woo! That might have been my longest chapter to date! My fingers are toast!
Anyways, read and review my friends!