"Kurt Angle" (Damien Sandow): GOOD EVENING USA! IT IS I, KURT ANGLE TO TELL YOU THAT-'
Kurt Angle: THAT'S an imposter boys and girls! *Angle Plexes Sandow*
Damien Sandow: AW COME ON! I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH YET!
Kurt Angle: START THE CHAPTER!
*As that unusual figure continue to laugh, Big Show asked that man the obvious question*
Big Show: What are YOU laughing at?
*The Miz smiles smugly and crosses his finger but so no one could see it*
The Miz: Absolutely nothing...
Discord: *whispering to Show* I think he was laughing at us.
The Miz: Y'know Discord, you're real smart for your size.
Discord: Hey, thanks!...*sees Show's angry face, and changes his mind* HEY!
The Miz: *Sees Trixie, still upset over the actions of last chapter* Oh, you poor baby! *goes down to the ground and sees the picture* Seems like you had a sort of thing with that guy...
Trixie: *stopped crying somewhat* Yes, *Sniff* He was Trixie's- I mean, my boyfriend...
The Miz: That's nice girl and maybe one day he'll come rompin' back to you and everything will be peachy keen right?
Fluttershy: It's a possibility.
Big Show: Well, at least we try to be optimistic.
The Miz: OPTIMISTIC?! Jesus, Somebody get me a belt and let my tie that guy's mouth up!
Garfield: *snaps* WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP?
The Miz: *sarcastic* Ooh, i'm really scared, what are ya gonna do? EAT me to death?
Garfield: *hiss*
The Miz: What is it with you guys? You're acting like you've seen the death of someone, now get this through your thick brains, HE'S GONE, MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE! IT'S OVER!
Trixie: But he loved me!
Discord: That's right!
The Miz: So what? He has a family, he has a cellphone, he can call you guys in the mornin'!
Big Show: Well what if-
The Miz: He's not coming back to you! Pure and simple!
Garfield: Really? Did you speak to him or something? Maybe if Cody apologized and confessed ACTUAL TRUE love to her, maybe then they'll fall into love again!
Trixie: *excited* You really think so?
Garfield: I AIN'T TALKIN' TO YOU!
The Miz: You've guys got the IQ of 5 maybe less, she's been dumped! Move on with yourself!
Trixie: Well you can say what you want to say, I'm not going to give up hope.
The Miz: *sarcastic* Aaaaaaaw, that's so heart-touching, any moment by now you're gonna have me bawling like a baby...
Garfield: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE WWE CREATIVE WRITERS NEVER TOYED AROUND WITH YOU!
*That touches a big nerve*
The Miz: ...So...it's back to THAT stupid static again...You think I don't know what goes around here? I know what goes around here...It's a conspiracy...And everyone of you low-watts is in on it. *getting angrier with each sentence* Just because you guys actully have direction you think you're better than I am! *reaching rage mode* I'M NOT AN INVOLIN, I WAS MADE TO HAVE A MAGNUS OPUS, I WAS DESIGNED TO HAVE A GLASS CELING, I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID CYCLE OF LOSING EVERY MATCH!
Big Show: Whoa, Dude! Calm down! We didn't mean that! Really!
*The Miz looks venomous now!*
The Miz: IT'S MY FUNCTION!
Big Show: NO! WAIT! WAIT! *Everyone in the group runs*
Fluttershy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Garfield: HE'S GONNA BLOW!
Discord: OK KIDS, SHOW'S OVER!
Trixie: *starts to run, but then...ZAPS THE MIZ INTO THE OCEAN and then runs off*
*you can faintly hear The Miz say "I'M STILL AWESOME! as he swims off*
Fluttershy: Poor Miz...
Big Show: I didn't think he'd take it so hard.
Garfield: Ah, he was a big jerk anyway.
*then...Discord relizes something*
Discord: *looking left and right* Hey, hey! Where's Twilight and Cody?
Fluttershy: He's right, Where are they?
Big Show: I don't know.
Garfield: *pouts* I don't want to hear another word about Cody.
Trixie: *pouts too* Me neither!
*Discord, Fluttershy and Big Show go off searching for Twilight and Cody*
Garfield: I can't believe you ever saw something in Cody.
Trixie: I know. I thought he was my boyfriend...for like, ever!
Garfield: Hormones kid. Hormones.
Trixie: *sigh* I'm so embaressed.
Big Show: *off screen* Uh, guys? You might want to see this! *Garfield and Trixie run to see what the matter is*
*We see the 3/7 of the gang watching TWILIGHT and CODY looking at the stars together, they seem really happy together, Garfield shrugs, but Trixie...is devastated...Discord proceeds to hum the world famous song "Taps" as Garfield walks off, meanwhile Trixie starts crying...AGAIN, Fluttershy however gushes, Big Show; not wanting to deal with this again, finally snaps at them*
Big Show: *to Discord, snaps* STOP IT! *Stands on a box* WE'RE GOING TO THAT WEDDING IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO!
All but Twilight and Cody: *gasp*
Garfield: Who? What? Where am I?
Fluttershy: You mean...we're...g-g-g-going to the cities of Toontown?
Big Show: It's our only hope Fluttershy.
Discord: One more hope? I thought we had hope to go around!
Garfield: No Discord, that's DOPE.
Discord: Garfield! Please! Try to at least keep it a PG rating!
Garfield: *rolls eyes* Everyone, be serious!
Big Show: We are serious!
Garfield: *steps back a few* You're insane!
Discord: *Sigh* If only we were all weiner dogs, then all our problems would be solved!
*Everyone looks at Discord funny*
Big Show: What?
Discord: *thinks* Or maybe it was a basset hound...
Garfield: *panics* You're ALL insane!
Discord: It was a newscast I heard!
Narrator: He's right, a dog saved his owner's life from a burning truck.
Big Show: *sighs in frustration* People! Focus! If we don't stop Courtney and her Shield, It will be the end of Toontown as we know it! We have to stand together to fight the machine! So what do you say?!
*YEAH!*
Trixie: Well it looks like you're gonna need someone independant!'
Discord: What about magic?
Trixie: Uuuuh, sure!
Fluttershy: I guess I'm loyalty?
Big Show: Yeah! And Twilight and Cody are like leader and brother!
Discord: *cheerful* Nothing to stand for left in this world, And it is the great and almighty Twilight to lead the way!
Big Show: Yeah! *sees Garfield* ...Hmmmm, y'know...we'll need a guy whose...tough.
Fluttershy: And loud...
Discord: And grumpy!
Trixie: And mean!
Discord: And oblivious to all reality! *bonked on the head by Big Show, Garfield thinks about it and...he's in*
Garfield: I just know i'm gona regret it. *The gang except for Garfield cheer and know now their gonna make it now! Twilight and Cody come back*
Cody: Hi guys.
*Trixie just glares at both of them*
Twilight: Uuuuuh, What did we just miss?
Trixie: *tugs on Twilight's shirt* You know exactly what it is you dirty cheater!
Twilight: ...What?
Trixie: The FACT that YOU were hanging out with Cody behind my back!
Twilight: Trixie, no! This isn't what it looks like!
Trixie: *angry* That's what they all say! Then they stab you in the back! *storms off*
Twilight: *to Big Show* I don't know what's wrong with her, but me and Cody are just friends!
Big Show: I know Twilight. I know. Let's just keep walkin'.
Garfield: But...MY FEET!
Big Show: ...
Discord: *sigh* I might as well. *turns into a taxi* HOP ABOARD EVERYONE! *Everyone gets on*
Garfield: *whispers to Discard* Thanks man, I owe ya one!
Discord: *whispers to Garfield* You're welcome. Alright, everyone...HOLD ON TIGHT!...HERE...WE...GOOOOOOOOOO! *The car goes a stunning...20 miles a hour!*...What? I'm not good with speed!
Fluttershy: I don't blame you.
*The Dis-card putt putts off, now they know for sure that they'll make it! But not if Courtney has anything to do with it*
Meanwhile, that same young girl is seen, slumped on the porch; thinking...and hoping for a light at the end of the tunnel, the phone rings, she calls immediatly...it's Courtney.
"I need you to call that Ernie's Disposal place, no explanation, just do it!" That girl started to cry and thought to herself..."Why am I doing this?", She regained her composure, and called the Disposal...
And scene...And finally there's no song in this-
The Hurricane: *off-key* FINDING YOUR VOICE!
...Read and review kids.