The Rock: The Rock is here, to scratch a major itch, so read this next chapter, YA YABBA DABBA BITCH!
*as said last chapter, our heroes have been caught by Ernie's Disposal truck and are now at the junkyard, we cut to the gang, looking grimmer than ever before, even Discord looks sad (and he's the fun loving one!)*
Garfield: So...this is it...the end...we'll never get to the wedding...we'll never see the world again...I'll never see Odie again...or Nermal...ok, that's a good thing...but i'll never get to have my wedding lasagna...
Cody: *sigh* I thought we would make it...
Trixie: Oh, This is the end...The world is about to lose the most powerful magician in history!
Discord: *trying to bring a glimmer of hope* Well...look at it this way...at least, we'll go out in style?...*only gets a couple of stares*
Garfield: You're not helping.
*Discord zips his mouth again*
*Silence...and then...*
Twilight: *trying hard not to cry* You know what? I'm glad Sentry's going to marry Courtney instead of me! I mean, *sniff* she looks smarter than me, she looks better than me and-and-and
Garfield: And...what?
Twilight: *about to cry* She even looks prettier than I do! *bursts into tears and cries on Cody's shoulder, Cody pats Twilight's back, Trixie looks furious*
Cody: Yeah. *sniff* Doesn't get any better than that!
Fluttershy: I don't want to die! *crying*
*they hear the rhythemtic clangings of the magnet, it's about to hit our poor friends, but they escape just in time...to hang on to another pile!*
Hulk Hogan: This is bad Hulkamaniacs! We'll need to find a way to hulk up! And quick!
Big Show: Hogan, I'm afraid there's no way to get out of this one...
Hulk Hogan: Showster?...What are ya sayin'?
Big Show: *sullen* It's all over...finished...kaput...Courtney's gonna marry Flash Sentry...and there's nothin' we can do about it...
*The magnet is so close to reaching their pray, but then, a wrecked blue convertable comes out of nowhere and opens his trunk*
?: C'mon guys! Get in!
Big Show: What?...Who are you?
?: I'll explain later, Just get in if you want to stay alive! *Everyone gets in and the car zooms away from the magnet, saving them from certain doom*
Big Show: Wow! You...you saved us Mr...uh...
Dusty: *driving* Dusty.
Big Show: Oh, I'm Big Show! And these are my friends. *Shows him the rest of the gang*
Discord: Hi.
Dusty: Heeeey, We've heard about ya on the news! Heh, What a concidence!
Big Show: You have?
Dusty: *chuckles* Yeah, The whole TOWN'S been rootin' for ya!
Discord: Of course! I mean, Who wouldn't? What with us saving Toontown and everything!
Garfield: We're not there yet...
Dusty: Actully, we are there. *stops* C'mon, there's some people i'd like you to meet! *The gang get out and they can't believe their eyes, they see a pink car, a red Plymouth, a blue race car, a yellow limo, a black hearse, a Station Wagon and a green truck!*
Garfield: ...Are we in hell?
*Pause, Dusty hands over some virtual goggles*
Garfield: So are we in hell? Cause I think we are...
Big Show: No, But I think we know what's next!
*The designs are obvious now, Dusty is the typical blue-collar American, Pinky is the innocent wholesoman suburban woman, Bobby Lee was some K.C drifter who liked to travel around America, Racester was the smallest of the group, but for the most part, the best achieved, (2nd place in a race once, proudest moment of his life.) Texi was a Texan match-maker, Harold was a crazy man who had an odd obsession about death, And then there was Calli, vain, arrogant, brash, but incredibly hot. And finally, there was their master...the first person that EVER came to that junkyard 95 years ago.*
Garfield: Ok, This is messed up. Let me know when this dream is OVER!
*Silence*
Bobby Lee: *breaks the silence* Hey! Who hired those guys? Are they our new groupies?
Dusty: *chuckles* No Bobby Lee, those our are new friends.
Bobby Lee: WHAT?...NEW FRIENDS?!...You really have gone cucoo for Coco Puffs! Whatever happened to that bird anyway? He still owes me 5 bucks from last time! *walks over to Big Show to shake his hand* Bobby Lee's the name and- *takes a look at how tall the Big Show is*...Whoa, you are not a small fellow!
Big Show: Technically, i'm a tall fellow.
*After everyone introduces themselves...*
Garfield: *to Discord* Those guys are mad men! Why are we even here any- *sees Calli, looks confused*
Calli: *seductive, walks up to Garfield and Discord** Hi boys
*In an instant, Garfield falls in love...*
Calli: I hope you don't mind if I just...drop in for a moment?
Garfield: *gets hearts in his eyes* HELLO NURSE!
Discord: *look confused at the screen* ...Who?...What?...Where?...I don't get it.
Trixie: *to herself* I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this lousy script. *gets arrow stuck in butt* ACK! *puts it out* FOR PETE'S SAKE, SOMEONE AIM IT RIGHT! *in comes Texi*
Texi: Uuuh, sorry...Kinda still need a lil' work on that.
Trixie: Thank you very much. And please, Next time. Aim it on Cody.
Texi: Y'mean your boyfriend?
Trixie: Use to is more like it.
Texi: Aw no! What happened?
*Meanwhile Fluttershy is trying to keep herself still as a mouse because of that hearse*
Harold: Life or death, what matters anymore? All that's left is...Well...US!
Fluttershy: Uuuh, that's scary..."Harold"...
Harold: Now there's someone who feels my pain!
*Meanwhile, Twilight's made a new friend in Racester*
Twilight: So you raced in the Indy 500?
Racester: Yeah! Although I was unconcious during the finish...
Cody: Well, I'll be.
Pinky: I wish I would have been around to see that race...
Cody: None of us were born back then...
Discord: I was!...*stares by everyone* Bad timing huh?...
Pinky: Pretty much yep.
Discord: *poofs off*
Cody: So uh, Is this where you live?
Pinky: Well, I used to live with a family, It was nice...at least until I broke.
*Calli smirks*
Calli: Girl, if you'd had my body, you would have lasted a LOT longer.
Pinky: No, no. It was my fault, I deserve what I get.
(We can hear Garfield serenading Calli, but he sounds absolutely awful)
Garfield: *off key, horrible* I KNOW A LAAAADY, WHO WEARS NICE PINK SHOES, AND BOW BELTS TOO!
Discord: Garfield, What are you doing?
Garfield: Winning the love of my life Discord!
Calli: *grossed out* ...Y-You freaks just keep your distance.
*The rhytmatic cling clangs of the magnet are coming*
Dusty: Well, here they come.
Hulk Hogan: What's coming brother?
Dusty: The magnet, Soon we'll be nothin' but a piece of scrap. *Sigh* If only there was a way someone could help us.
*The Hulkster ponders, afterwards we see Discord and Garfield in cheesy Flim Flam outfits and fake smiles*
Discord: That's right ladies and gentleman, Appliances! Cheap appliances...available now at Ernie's Disposal.
*As the magnet draws nearer and nearer, a fast paced song plays, the gang run for their lives, Dusty looks up sadly to see the magnet, he knows taht his time is up, and...CLANG! The magnet hits him**
Dusty: *Singing* I can't take this kind of pressure
I must confess one more dusty road *tooken on a conveyor belt*
Would be just a road too long *crushed to a block*
Choir: Worthless
Pinky: *trying to flee but...* I just can't, I just can't,
I just can't seem to get started *It's got her!*
Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane
All that has passed and gone *crushed to a block*
Choir: Worthless!
(Bobby Lee: And there ain't nothing we can do about it)
Choir: Worthless
(Racester: Pardon me while I panic!)
Choir: Worthless, worthless, worthless
*Meanwhile, Discord and Garfield keep trying to get the crowd's attention*
Discord: *Garfield holds up cheap sign* Cheap! We're talking real cheap!
Male 1: *off screen*What about Rooney's down on 53rd? They've got used vacuums and junk.
*Discord turns into a news reporter*
Discord: This just in. Rooney's vacuums found to be...carcinogenic in recent lab tests! *goes to the photo booth* Big, big tumors on those rats! *yuck!* We've got photos to prove it...*Really nasty pictures at that!*and I don't even want to look at them! *BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!*
Bobby Lee: *already on the magnet* I come from KC Missouri
And I got my kicks out on Route 66
*cameo of 3 cars* Every truck stop from Butte to MO
Bobby Lee: *on conveyor belt* Motown to Old Alabama
From Texarkana and east of Savannah
From Tampa to old Kokomo *crushed as well*
Choir: *we see three more cars* Worthless *on top is Racester*
Racester: I once ran the Indy 500 *he too is gone*
I must confess I'm impressed how I did it
I wonder how close that I came *unlike the rest is tooken down a chute...*
Racester: Now I get a sinking sensation *then to the conveyor belt
I was the top of the line, out of sight; out of mind,
So much for fortune and fame!
*Back with Discord and Garfield*
Discord: A bargain in every buck!
Garfield: A buck in every pocket!
Discord: A pocket in, uh...
Garfield: Every trouser! *Discord turns into a ferris wheel*
Garfield: Ernie's Bargain Circus...
where you ride
the Ferris wheel of values...
toward a better tomorrow.
Texi: Once took a Texan to a wedding *BOOM*
Once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting
His thoughts turn to home and we turned *Now on conveyor belt
Harold: I took a man to a graveyard *BOOM!*
I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough
Just living with the stuff I have learned. *Lands on top of Texi*
Choir: Worthless
*By now, Discord's given up, But Garfield?...Uuuuh, Personality Shift?*
Garfield: Why wander endlessly through the sprawling wasteland they call the city when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof, corner of 3rd and E.
*Garfield goes insane*
Garfield: *big ass titles* Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium...of...of...*Discord joins in*
Discord: Total...
Garfield: Bargaining...
Both: Madness! *Laugh insanely and then...they conk out*
Male 1: Saaaay, Have you ever heard of that place before?
Female 1: Looks pretty neat.
Calli: Once drove a surfer to sunset
There were bikinis and buns there were weenies
Fellini just couldn't forget. *closes eyes and BOOM!*
Calli: Pico, let's go up to Zuma (drops mirror)
Pico, let's go up to Zuma. *Cody gasps*
From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was
I had a hand in the lay of the land
All: Get up and go hit the highway!
*Spike does a swingin' saxophone solo*
(We turn to see a very old man, looking very...grim...) (Oo-wooh...)
"The Master:" I worked on a reservation
(Ooh...ooh...)
"Master": Who would believe they would love me and leave
On a bus back to old Santa Fe? *Tries to escape the magnet but even so...*
Master: Once in an Indian Nation,
I took the kids on the skids where the Hopi
Was happy 'til I heard 'em say... *The cars turn to our heroes*
Everyone but the gang: You're worthless.
*Song continues playing as our heroes look grimmer than ever before, They know now that they could face a bloody ass death if they don't do something quick...but thankfully, it seems that Discord and Garfield's ploy worked as thousands and thousands of people come to the Disposal to by the stuff they'll need, the cars take a look at the reception, Dusty's the most touched*
Dusty: Prized Neptune...
Discord: *out of breath* All in a day's work...from...Discord...the Un...stable...*passes out, Fluttershy checks on him*
Dusty: Wow...*to Big Show* How can we ever repay you?
*Big Show thinks for a second...*
*Big Show and the gang are now inside Bobby Lee*
Big Show: All right!
Hulk Hogan: Let's roll brother!
Bobby Lee: Alright boys, Where too?
Twilight: Inside the wedding castle, AND HURRY!
Bobby Lee: Hurry's my middle name girl! Hope ya gotcha seatbelts on! *Seatbelts on!* CAUSE THIS ONE'S GONNA BE A BUMPY ONE!
*Bobby Lee blasts off to the wedding, but are they too late?*
Who knows...Who knows?...
Oh yeah, the next few chapter will most likely be musical chapters...and I just relized that this is my longest chapter to date thus far.
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