Ladies and Gentleman...The WWE Barbershop Quartet...
*We see Cody Rhodes, Titus O'Neil, Alberto Del Rio and Zack Ryder in barber shop quartet suits, Rhodes hums a note (B flat)
(The whole group hums that note and...)
Cody Rhodes: The night is new...
Zack Ryder: The moon is bloomed!
Alberto Del Rio: The day's begun...
Titus O'Neil: The moment has come!
All: Yooooooouuuu are cordinatly invited...to Sentry and Twilight's...weeeeedddddiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg (Ryder goes from B flat to HIGH B flat, the rest stare at him*
Zack Ryder: Sorry...
*We cut to Toontown, Where the barbershop quartet is at now at, humming bum da dum, bum da dum, bum dee la dee da dee la x2*
Cody Rhodes: *singing* What a morning! It's Twilight's wedding day, Not a cloud in the sky!
Zack Ryder: *singing* What a morning! It's Twilight's wedding day, So much to do, how quickly the time goes by! *Rhodes and Ryder go skipping off to tell the others, meanwhile Titus and Del Rio are getting ready themselves*
Alberto Del Rio: *singing* Get ready, It's Flash Sentry's wedding day, Best suit, best shirt and tie.
Titus O'Neil: *singing* Gettin' ready! Perfect for a wedding day. *Brings out Lana and Rusev* Bringing Lana and Rusev, Weddings make him cry! *Rusev looks embarassed while Lana is not amused*
*Cut to Chavo Guerrero, Justin Gabriel, Kofi Kingston and Darren Young*
Chavo Guerrero: *singing* There's gonna be a party...
Kofi Kingston and Darren Young: *singing* With everybody dancin'!
Chavo Guerrero and Justin Gabriel: *singing* There'll be music and love running free...
Chavo Guerrero: There's gonna be a (All) FIESTA!
Eugene: *Surprise cameo apperance!* *smiling happily while jumping up and down clapping* With such a happy feeling!
*Meathooked by Ryback*
Ryback: What a disgusting day this is going to be! *walks off, Eugene smiles again, although with 2 less teeth than before*
*Cut to Santino, Tensai, Emma, Cosmo, Wanda, Curtis Axel and Spongebob, getting the whole land ready with their cheerfulness*
The Gang I Just Mentioned: *singing* What a morning, Perfect for a wedding day, They'll get married and then!
Santino: When they see it's such a happy wedding day, Maybe tommorrow, They'll get married AGAIN! *Despite the rest disagreeing with Santino, he also claims that* Well...if they decide to get a divorce that is! *Nice try Santino, Cut to Wanda and Spongebob*
Wanda: *singing as those things poof in by magic* Flowers, presents; Perfect for a wedding day, They'll be saying I do!
Spongebob: *singing* Flowers, Presents! Perfect for a wedding day, Someday when I get big, I hope to be married too! *not singing, to Wanda* Say, have you ever noticed that your show's been going downhill ever since Poof came in?
Wanda: What can I say? It's what the network wanted.
*Cut to Axel and Tensai*
Curtis Axel and Tensai: *singing* Friends and family, perfect for a wedding day! Uncles and aunts are here! *Emma and MORE SUPRISE CAMEOS! Shining Armor, Princess Celestia, Heather, Justin and Princess Candace all join in to sing* Friends and family, Perfect for a wedding day!
*Cosmo poofs in*
Cosmo: For my next trick, I'll make em ALL dissapear, *About to do so* ALA-
*Stopped at the last second*
Shining Armor: *chuckling* Not now Cosmo, Not now. *Cosmo shrugs*
Everybody i've mentioned in this Song: There's gonna be a party, with everybody dancing...They'll be music and love runnin' free!...There's gonna be a FIESTA!
Fandango and Cesaro: *rolling stones* With such a happy feeling*
Everybody: OH! What a happy day this is going to be!
Fandango: Too bad we won't be attending.
Cesaro: It's your fault y'know.
Fandango: Not it's not! It's your's!
Cesaro: Well I didn't know that he was still awake!
Fandango: SHUT UP!
*The two fight*
All (except Fandango and Cesaro): *singing* What a morning, happy for a wedding day, Soon they'll be on there way! What a morning, happy for a wedding day, What a happy morning for a wed-ding- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! *Song ends, Dan from Dan Vs. runs in at the last second*
Dan: What happened? What'd I miss?
Curtis Axel: The whole song.
Dan: *gets pissed of and does his usual pose* BARBERSHOP QUARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
*Meanwhile, in Courtney's evil lair, Ambrose smiles in an evil way*
Dean Ambrose: *sinister* Oh, it sure will be...*evil chuckle*
*Meanwhile back with Bobby Lee and the gang, everything seems to be ok for them, Big Show and Fluttershy are playing I Spy, Garfield and Discord have sort of bonded a little, Twilight is getting evil stared by Trixie and Cody seems to be uncomfortable...He goes to the red car to talk to him*
Cody: *Whispers* Pssst, Bobby...
Bobby Lee: *whispers* Yeah?
Cody: *whispers to Bobby Lee* Can I ask you about something?
Bobby Lee: *Whispers to Cody* Whatcha got?
Cody: *whispers to Bobby Lee* It's a bit of relationship advice...
Bobby Lee: *Whispers to Cody* Y'mean with Trixie and Twilight?
Cody: *Whispers* You know?
Bobby Lee: *Whispers* Kinda knew with the evil glare at Twilight and you.
Cody: *whispers* Yeah, i'm kind of in a love triangle with the two of them.
Bobby Lee: *breaks into happiness* You are?! That's great! *SHUSH!* *back to whisper* I mean...that's great!
Cody: *whispers* How is that great?!
Bobby Lee: *Whispers* That means they'll be more love for you!
Cody: *Whispers* ...Come again?
Bobby Lee: *whispers* You'll be able to do in the bed twice!
Cody: *whispers* ...What?
Bobby Lee: *sigh* Lemme explain. *traffic light* *piano comes in, it turns into a 1950s malt shop* Some people have...no roommates...some people have...1 roommate...*points to Cody* but you my friend...yes you...you...have...two.
Cody: So what does that mean?
Bobby Lee: ...Easy...*Trixie comes out with a light blue poodle skirt and 50s popular girl wear, Twilight has a red poodle skirt and her usual shirt on, and is confused*
Trixie: Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
Twilight: *speaking* What's going on?
Bobby Lee: Beedle dee, deedle dee, Beedle dee, deedle dee,
Dee!
Trixie: *seductive* Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
Bobby Lee: Two ladies.
Trixie: *seductive* Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
Cody: Two ladies?
Trixie: *Seductive*Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
Bobby Lee: And you're the only man,
Yeah!
Trixie: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Bobby Lee: You'll like it.
Trixie: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
B.L: They like it.
Trixie: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
B.L: This two for one. *key change up one*
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Trixie: Two ladies.
B.L: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Twilight: Two ladies?
B.L: Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
Trixie: *flirtive to Cody* And he's the only man for-
B.L:Yeah!
Trixie: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Twilight: I don't get this.
B.L: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Trixie: *Seductive to Cody* I LOVE it.
B.L: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Trixie and B.L: This two for one.
*ANOTHER SURPRISE CAMEO! An absolutely scientific Sunset Shimmer! *Labcoats do wonders for her*
Sunset Shimmer: You see, It's academic.
*Techno music, ENGAGE as photo flashcards come in*
S.S: While she does the cooking...
S.S: She'll make the bed.
Cody: I'd go out daily
To earn the daily bread? (S.S: You've got it!)
B.L:But we've one thing in common,
B.L: *points to Cody* He...
Trixie: She...
Twilight: And me?
Trixie: The key,
B.L: Beedle dee, dee,
Twilight and S.S: The what?
B.L and Trixie: Beedle dee, dee, the key,
Cody: *getting the point!* Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
*All of a sudden, Cody's testosterone level goes through the roof!
B.L: C'mon Shimmer! Join in the fun!
S.S: Uuuh, no thank you, I'd like to keep my dignity if you don't mind.
B.L: Your loss! *The sheet comes in!*
*You can only imagine what goes on in the sheets*
B.L: You'd switch partners daily, To play as you'd please.
B.L: Twosies beats onesies,
Trixie: But nothing beats threes.
B.L: I sleep in the middle,
Twilight: I'm left?
Trixie: And I'm right,
B.L and Cody: But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night. (Cody: Hey! I think I get it!)
Trixie: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
B.L: Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Trixie: Two ladies.
Cody: Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
And i'm the only man.
All: Yeah
Trixie: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Cody; I like it,
Trixie: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
B.L: They like it!
All: Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
All: This tow for one. *Final tap dancing scene*
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee,
Deedle dee, dee! *Song ends and we go back to normal*
Cody: Gee, Bobby! Thanks for that lesson!
B.L: No problem youngin' But if you REALLY want my opinion then...*looks left, right and left again and then whispers to Cody's ear* go for the one with the purple skin...
Cody: *whisper* But she's gettin' married!
B.L: Oh...then you're on your own here. *traffic light turns green* GREEN LIGHT PEOPLES! *Nascar's it!* NEXT STOP: THE WEDDING PARTY! *VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!, Their off to the wedding, but like I said...are they too late?*
Meanwhile...Applejack looks on as the guests continue piling on, she's strangely without any apple-related treats for a change...but that's not a concern...not yet at least.
Will our friends make it in time for the wedding? Will this fanfic reach 20,000 words? Will we ever find out Ambrose's friends on the other side? (PRIVATE INFORMATION!) Tune in...soon!
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