William Regal: I think we've waited long enough for this chapter...so let's begin it.
*As you all know, Bobby Lee makes it to the wedding, but like I have been saying for the last 3 chapters, ARE THEY TOO LATE?...Well...*
Bobby Lee: Here ya are gentleman and lady-gentleman!
Discord: You mean, ladies and gentleman right?
Bobby Lee: What?...
Big Show: *the gang gets out* Thanks again Bobby!
Bobby Lee: Anytime my friend! *drives off, but first* Oh yeah...and one more thing...Good luck!...*drives off in the sunset!*
*The gang rush to the castle, it looks like they might just make it!...But...*
Paul Bearer: HAAAAAAAALLLLLLLTTTTTTT!
*The gang stops*
Paul Bearer: YOU SHALL NOT PASS MY UNDERTAKER! (AND KANE), UNLESS YOU ARE ON THE LIST!
Big Show: The list? WHAT list?
The Undertaker: The unholy list...of the wedding...*takes a good look*...Yes...intresting...oh dear...I am afraid you are not on the list.
*The gang gasps*
Paul Bearer: YOU WILL NOT PAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!, GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL!
Kane: *does his signature fire pose and...BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!* *Kane and Taker laugh with evil in them*
Twilight: *crying again* No...please...no...
Big Show: ...We came so close...
Fluttershy: We almost did it...
Discord: *blubbering like a coyote* WHY?! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *Garfield pats him on the back*
Garfield: There, there. It'll be alright. All we have to do is move to a new country, and change our names so no one will think we're illegal aliens.
Discord: ...*blubbers harder*
*WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!*
Big Show: The heck?
*That loud cry of halt is...APPLEJACK!*
Twilight: *happy* APPLEJACK!
Discord: Thank the lord, we're safe again!
Paul Bearer: *to Applejack* MY CHIIIIIILLLLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Applejack: *threatingly to Paul Bearer* Cut the crap Paul, and let my friends in...
Paul Bearer: BUT THERE NOT ON THE LIST!
Big Show: Nonsense! She can join us!
*Applejack gets uncomfortable*
Applejack: I...I can't...
Big Show: You sure?
Applejack: ...Yes, yes i'm sure...
Big Show: ...Ok?
Kane: *checks the list...gasp, whispers to Taker* There ARE on the list! Their V.I.P's!
Undertaker: *Whispers to Kane* Well, how was I supposed to know?
Kane: *whispers to Taker* Just shut up and tell Bearer!
Undertaker: *whispers to Kane* Oh fine. *tells Bearer in a whisper* Their on the V.I.P list.
*The gang is about to walk home...but then...*
Paul Bearer: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT!
Big Show: What now?
Paul Bearer: WE HAVE MADE AN ERROR OF JUDGEMENT...*Turns into a smile* YOU ARE ALLOWED IN THE CASTLE!
Big Show: WE ARE?! *The gang goes in, Show hugs Bearer* AW, THANK YOU MY BROTHER!
Paul Bearer: DO NOT THANK ME MANCHILD, THANK MY UNDERTAKER!
Kane: *ahem*
Paul Bearer: ...AND BROTHER KAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
Kane: Thank you.
*But little do they know is that The Shield watching the whole thing*
Seth: *shakes Roman* Did you see that?! What a ripoff!
Dean: Don't worry Seth, when they find out the truth, everything will be all over. And Toontown will be ours!
Roman: It's a big castle too, so they'll NEVER find their way in there. *walkie talkie* Right Courtney, I mean, Princess Twilight?
"Twilight": *whispers to Roman quietly* Right.
Roman: *turns off walky talky* Now c'mon, let's go get ready. *The Shield excluding Dean Ambrose walk off*
Dean Ambrose: *walky talky* It's time...
"Twilight": Yeeeeesssss, It is...*the two evil laugh to absolutely no one's suspicion*
*A familar slow sounding orchestral tune plays, why it's the tune of the best song in MLP history, This Day Aria!, Grab out your candles and do that wave thingy they do during a slow song, oh yeah; and more thing, I'll be using a SPECIAL format for this song! Y'know; since you know how they do it in the MLP version, I won't do the normal actions!*
(COURTNEY)
This day is going to be perfect *looks at herself at the mirror*
The kind of day of which I've*twirls around* dreamed since I was small
Everybody will gather 'round, Say I look lovely in my gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!
(TWILIGHT SPARKLE) This day was going to be perfect...
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake *Cody puts his hand on Twilight's back*
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells, may never ring for me at all…
(COURTNEY) I could care less about the dress
I won't partake in any cake
*Dean kicks the table*
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say
*to one Seth Rollins*
That through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together
The truth is I don't care for him at all *Roman spears that same Rollins*
*pins him with her foot on top of Rollins* No I do not love the groom
In my heart there is no room *you can hear the evil coming from her*
*back to mirror* But I still want him to be all *animation error in eyes!* mine!
*MEANWHILE, BACK WITH OUR HEROES, THEY TRY TO FIND THEIR WAY TO THE CHURCH ROOM*
(BIG SHOW) We must hurry before it's too late
(CODY) Find a way to save the day
(FLUTTERSHY AND DISCORD) Hope, We'll be lying when we say
(GARFIELD AND TRIXIE) "We don't fear that we will lose him
To one who wants to use him
(TWILIGHT SPARKLE) Not care for, love, and cherish him each day" *Praying to Celestia*
For I oh so love the groom
All my thoughts he does consume
*We see Hogan, ready to aim and...*
Oh, Flash Sentry, I'll be there very soon *...catapults the gang and himself to the church*
*The orchestical music is switched to the start of The Shield's music, Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo, Lima, Delta, SHIELD, it goes to heavy rock music, You can see The Shield walking with Courtney, And then there's Sentry already there, and ANOTHER SURPRISE CAMEO! DAMIEN SANDOW!*
(COURTNEY)Finally the moment has arrived
For me to be one VERY lucky bride
(THE SHIELD) NO, the wedding they won't make
(THE HEROES)He'll end up marrying a fake
(TWILIGHT)Flash Sentry will soon be…
Courtney: …mine, all mine. [evil laugh]
*Everyone looks confused, everyone that is except Damien Sandow*
Damien Sandow: Are you finished yet?
"Twilight": Yes sir.
Damien Sandow: Good...*Ahem* We are gathered here today to celebrate the holyment, of the marriage of Princess "Mi Amore" Twilight Sparkle, and her true love Flash Sentry...Now when two people get married...
*Heroes...and Applejack*
Big Show: *Whispers* We're here...
Twilight: *whispers* Yeah, But how are we gonna stop Courtney now?
Hulk Hogan: *Whispers* No worries brothers, I've got it all planned out.
Cody: *Whispers* What's the plan?
Garfield: *whispers* Is it lasagna?
Hulk Hogan: *Whispers* Actully, when the priest says "By the power vested in me" We run in and stop this thing.
Discord: *Whispers* Jeez, Forshadow much?
Fluttershy: *Whispers* What's that?
Trixie: *Whispers* The Great and Powerful Trixie...has no idea...
Hulk Hogan: *whispers* Shush! It's happening!
*Back to church room*
Damien Sandow: Do you Princess "Mi Amore" Twilight Sparkle, take thee Mr. Sentry to be your lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health, for good or for bad, til death, do you part?
"Twilight": I do...
Seth: *crying, blows nose on tissue*
Damien Sandow: And do you Mr. Sentry, take Princess "Mi Amore" Twilight Sparkle to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Flash Sentry: I do...
D-Bryan: *celebrates* YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! *Sssssh!* *whispers* Oh...sorry.
Damien Sandow: ...Ok then...If anyone wishes to explain why these two should be not married at this time, speak now or forever hold your silence...Very well...then by the power...vested in me-
The Heroes: WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
*"Twilight", Flash Sentry and everyone else look in shock as The Heroes come in*
Big Show: WE OBJECT!
*Everyone gasps*
Damien Sandow: I knew someone would say so...and why is that?
Will our heroes sucessfully save the day? Or is it too little, too late?...TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT...AND READ AND REVIEW.
