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Big Show: A...a...2nd part to the prophecy?
Bray Wyatt: *nods* Correct...
*Everyone stands at awe*
Twilight: Well...what is it?
*sad violin music plays here*
Bray Wyatt: *flashback 500 some years ago*...You see, back when you were just a little foal...a great tragedy struck our fair city...an evil ruler by the name of Jamie Lulamoon took over Toontown...she enslaved everybody...and ruled with an iron fist...no one dared to touch her...not even with a 39 and a half foot pole...But little did we know was...that she was not alone...Celestia's long time friend Princess Araynus, goddess of Uranus...(Garfield: *Snickers* He said your anus...*bonks by the head by Twilight*...was the white collar behind the devil's sin...the hell...it caused her...she thought...she could never trust anyone again...and so it was that the heroes reunited...with two new friends...Jamie's nice little sister...Sidney Lulamoon...and a funny, playful mammal by the name of only...Egg...(Discord: Well that's not very nice...)...But...after much convincing...Princess Araynus joined the heroes...to redeem herself...cause you see, she was truly regrettful of her actions, and wanted to be forgived...Celestia would have none of it though...things got so bad...Araynus considered the most unholy of sins...suicide. (gasps by everyone)...but thanks to the love of her friends, she didn't consider doing the fatal deed...yet...finally, the anger and distrust got so bad...she almost hanged herself...almost being the key word...If it weren't for Joshua, standing up to the sadistic Celestia...it would have been the end...it was there that she relized the error of her ways...and was forgiven...it is because of this, that love is true...and bold...and that there is...always...a 2nd chance...in the end...The satantic queen was overthrown...to Sidney...IT IS BECAUSE OF THEIR FAITH THAT THEY SURVIVED THE WORST OF TIMES! AND YOU CAN DO IT...AS WELL AS THEY DID! (Choir)
Discord: Well? What are we waitin' for guys? Let's go! *about to walk off, but first*
Bray Wyatt: Not so fast...
Discord: What? Is there something missing?
Bray Wyatt: As you know...Applejack is remorseful for her seemingly unforgivable actions...*we see Applejack, looking miserable*...maybe...there is a chance...to let her seek vengeance?
Discord: Well...if you put it THAT way...
*We cut to Twilight, still angry at the world*
Twilight: Applejack WHO?
Discord: You know, Applejack, the same girl who helped you when you needed help? That Applejack?
Twilight: ...I don't speak about Applejack.
Bray Wyatt: It would have been the same way too if it were you Twilight Sparkle...
Twilight: No, just no...She deserves a death sentence, she let Courtney take over all of Toontown, and it's all her fault!
CM Punk: *off screen* PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER I!
Twilight: And I...I Twilight Sparkle...sollemly vow, never to acknowledge, speak to, have fun with, eat apples with or do anything with that bitch ever again...
Bray: *sigh* I was afraid you'd say that...LUKE...ERICK...BROTHERS...Come and see...your NEW SISTER!
*Suddenly, a two bearded men, one with a sheep's mask walk in slowly, they look just as sadistic as Bray Wyatt does...
Big Show: Wait! Wait! Can't we talk about this?
Garfield: Take me! I'm chewy!
*But then...the two men pick up Applejack and throw her with the others*
Hulk Hogan: And a new hulkster has joined the gang brother!
Bray: It is offical...WELCOME TO THE GANG, APPLEJACK...It is where...your journey to redemption...begins...GOOD LUCK...you'll need it...*the 3 men vaporize away*
Applejack: *confused, to everyone but Twilight* Uuuuh, I know everything's gettin' a bit strange in here...but, we can get through this!
*We then hear the laughs of 4 indiviuals, It's Edge, Randy Orton, Christian and Dan from Dan Vs!*
Randy Orton: Man, I haven't heard bullshit like this since it was me losing my WWE title to Daniel Bryan at Night of Champions!
Edge: Well, i've heard a horse fly.
Christian: I've heard a tribal cry.
Dan: I've heard my video game die!
Randy Orton: But I DOUBT if i've ever seen a Applejack lie!
Applejack: *stern* What are y'all so happy about?
Randy Orton: Dude, EVERYONE is pissed off at you Applejack! Their sayin' you sold your soul to the devil himself!
Applejack: But-but-but- *Edge puts his hand on her mouth*
Edge: Up, up, up!...Not a word!...Let me explain...*to Twilight, flirtive* May I?
Twilight: *giggles* Sure.
*A catchy big band tune hits, already Twilight is loving this!*
Edge: I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye
But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything
When I see an Applejack LIE!
(Randy Orton: What d'you say, boy?)
Edge: I said when I see an elephant fly
Christian: I seen a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring
I seen a polka-dot railroad tie
But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything
When I see an Applejack LIE!
(Edge: I saw a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck)
(Christian: And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck)
(Dan: No, I didn't see that, I only heard)
(Christian: But just to be sociable, We'll take your word)
(Edge: I heard a fireside chat, (Dan and Christian: We saw a baseball bat)
(Randy Orton: And I just laughed till I thought I'd died)
Edge: But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything
When I see an Applejack LIE!
*The 4 smug man scat along to the beat and Twilight joins in sounding like a trumpet, Edge and Twilight dance together, much to the disgust of Dan)
All: Well we will have seen 'bout ev'rything
When we see an Applejack LIE! (hold the LIE part for a few seconds)
(Edge: Big Finish?
Randy Orton: Certainly.)
All: When we see an APPLEJACK...LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! *Twilight does an extra high last note, the four men laugh their asses off like they just don't give a damn about the world.*
Big Show: ...Really?
Cody: That's a bit much now don'tcha think?
Randy Orton: She deserves it my friend.
Big Show: *KO Punches Orton*
Edge: *staying cool* Whoa! Whoa! Show! It's cool, we didn't think you'd take it seriously! *Show looks angrily at Edge* Ok, Ok, We're leaving. *the 4 men run off*
Dan: *grrrrrrrrr...* WWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEESSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Big Show: *pumped up now* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! LET'S GET GOING! *and so our heroes walk off into the sunset, Discord hums the song that the 4 cocky men were singing, he gets stared at*
Discord: What? It's catchy!
Will our heroes be able to coexist with each other now that APPLEJACK has been added to the fray? READ AND REVIEW TO FIND OUT!