RVD: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddeeeeeee, this chapter's going to be a 5 star frog splash!


Back in Toontown, it was bedlam, everyone was a slave to Courtney's Corporation (The Group I name Courtney, Sentry and The Shield), of course; Applejack had been named public enemy number 1 by town crier, CM Punk. (CM Punk: AND DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT IT!), Ambrose had been promoted to head of military, Rollins took care of economic business, Reigns had the dignity to be the town's entertainment and Sentry was promoted to...well, 1st of whatever the hell his job was.

Of course, it was break time for the 3 black vest coated members of The Shield, so decided to take the time by doing...what else, taking a good look at the town, everyone was a slave to the those 5 bastards, and there was seemingly nothing they could do about it...at that same time, the violin had returned...and a song that was sung before...was sung again.

Dean: *sinister, singing* This day has been just perfect...

Seth: *happy, singing* The kind of day of which we dreamed since we were small...

Roman: *singing* Every stallion, mare and foal, everyone we now control!

All 3: Who ever said we'd never have it all? *end*

*Ambrose laughs evilly, to no one notice's Roman walks off secretly, it's obvious he's starting to have second thoughts.*

Roman: *walks to a cold, distant room...when he hears...a scary moan of sorts, calling him out by saying...SHAAAAAAAAAME...SHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE...YOU DISGRACED...THE SAMOAN NAME...* What the hell?...*shrug and so he walks off...only now will he soon relize that something is very wrong indeed...*


Back with our heroes, things weren't much better, Applejack was trying to apologize repeatedly to Twilight, but she was having none of it, Garfield had seemingly returned to his old self, Cody was pissed that Flash Sentry would do something so wrong to Twilight, Trixie was just plain pissed, even Fluttershy and Discord were too upset to do anything fun, Only Big Show remained optimistic.

Big Show: Guys, I know this looks bad, but we can get through this...

*No one cares*

Big Show: *sigh* Come on guys, that Sentry guy was a bastard anyway.

Discord: What's the point?...Courtney's won.

Big Show: No she hasn't Discord.

Discord: Inside at least...*poofs a paper bag and sticks his head on it*

Big Show: *sighs frustratedly, takes the bag out of Discord's head* Discord, get a hold of yourself. We're going to find a way out of this mess if it's the last thing we do!

Cody: *still angry at the world* When I see him, I'll kick his ass, oh yeah...That's what i'll do, kick that Flash Sentry guy's ass!

Trixie: *rolls eyes* I've forgiven you by the way.

Cody: *grumbles* Yeah, sure, thanks.

Trixie: *checks on Twilight and Applejack*

*Twilight repeatedly keeps saying "shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up"*

Applejack: *trying hard to apologize* Please Twilight, listen to me! I know what I did was wrong!

Twilight: Then why did you do it then?

Applejack: I-I-I...

Twilight: Just what I thought.

*Twilight walks off, Applejack feels upset, Trixie actully feels sorry for her*

*Meanwhile our gang stop to see...two paths*

Garfield: Uuuuh, Which way do we go?

Fluttershy: *nervous* Uuuuh, we take the...shortcut?...

Applejack: I dunno guys, it could be dangerous-

Twilight: *puts her hand on Applejack's mouth*

Garfield: *looks serious* ...Whatever...

Discord: WAIT!...I think I feel it...YES, We shall go to...THE SHORTCUT!

Garfield: You don't have to rub it in Discord. *Discord zips his mouth again and they go to the shortcut, but little did they know was that they were about to get an unwelcome surprise*

Twilight: Well, we're lost.

Applejack: I told you, It was dan-

Twilight: Did I tell you that you could speak to me?...ever again?

Applejack: I said I was-

Twilight: *LALALALALALALALALA!*

*Suddenly, cymbals crash, they hear a marching band, and a sinister one at that, there...they see a bunch of pink elephants marching*

Trixie: What in the name of-

Big Show: Holy crap...

*The gang look afraid at the sight*

Applejack: Uuuuh, guys? I think we should-

Twilight: SHUT UP! *Applejack looks sad*

*The Pink Elephants look at the sight at our heroes, and proceed to enter their minds...and...proceed to terrorize our heroes for the remainder of this chapter*

Pink Elephants: Look out! Look out!
Pink elephants on parade.
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety.

They're here, and there
Pink elephants ev'rywhere

Look out! Look out!
They're walking around the bed
On their head
Clippety cloppety

Arrayed in braid
Pink elephants on parade

Discord: What'll I do? What'll I do?
What an unusual view!

Big Show: I could stand the sight of worms
And look at microscopic germs
But technicolor pachyderms
Is really much for me

Applejack: I am not the type to faint
When things are odd or things
are quaint
But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright!
Garfield: What a sight!

Heroes: Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!
Fluttershy: I'm afraid need your aid
All: Pink elephants on parade!

Hey hey hey

Pink elephants!
Pink elephants!
Pink elephants...

*As of right now, our heroes are being messed around with pink elephants, and proceed to do everything nuts managable, from camels to 1940s to planes to trucks, everything really...and...BOOM! A final explosion ends the nonsense as our heroes wake from the madness*

Big Show: ...The hell happened?

Trixie: Pink elephants...that's what.

Twilight: *still has one tiny pink elephant on her nose* Uuuh, guys? Small elephant of pinkness over here!

Applejack: *knowing that this was her chance to bring herself back to Twilight's good graces, she gets a flyswatter* Stand back everyone! I know how to handle this! *aims the swatter at the elephant, but the tiny elephant raspberries Applejack and flees just in time, but Applejack not knowing this cause it was so tiny...BONKS Twilight on the nose* Aw crap!

Twilight: AGH! Great, Just great! First you betray me and NOW THIS?!

Applejack: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know that-

Twilight: Just shut the hell up Applejack, You've done enough here. *Cody picks Twilight up and the gang carry onward*


Will Twilight's anger to Applejack be the karma that bites her in the butt? Will Applejack ever be able to regain Twilight's friendship, And more importantly, What was Roman hallucinating about? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BIG SHOW'S ENORMOUS ADVENTURE, READ AND REVIEW!