I.R.S: Remember this...pay your taxes...and look out for the 25,000th word.
*Things were still grim for our heroes, worse than The Brave Little Toaster, worse than Les Miserables...hell, even worse than Deus Ex, We take a look at our heroes trying to cope with dark locations, Twilight being pissed off at Applejack, and seemingly becoming a bitch at the same time, The only saving grace was at least Discord was optimistic about the future...or at least...he tried to be*
Discord: *trying to be optimistic...but failing miserably* A, B, C, D, E, F,G...Help us god...please...
Big Show: Don't worry Discord, God will light us the way...I think.
Twilight: As long as *glares at Applejack* SOMEONE doesn't RUIN this up too, right FORMER friend?
Applejack: *looking depressed, nods yes, Garfield and Discord look concerened, they have sympathy for Applejack, but know that Twilight has a point.*
*The gang continue to go down this trecherous road of misery, a road they never even noticed before*
Garfield: Uuuuh guys...I think we're lost.
Hulk Hogan: Brother, you know we're lost when the last you see is a abandoned mansion!
Applejack: I told y'all we should have gone the other way!
Twilight: REALLY?, *ha!* What if THAT route was even WORSE than what WE'RE going through?
Applejack: I said I knew that route was-
Twilight: *LA, LA, LA, LA, LA!*
*Applejack and Twilight continue to argue, but then Garfield screeches in pain*
Big Show: The hell?...*we see Garfield who was attacked by...something or someone* Garfield!
Discord: LIL' WILFREY!
Twilight: *Grrrrr, points to Applejack* THANKS A HECK OF A LOT APPLEJACK, NOW GARFIELD'S BEEN ATTACKED BECAUSE OF YOU!
Applejack: I swear to god Twilight, I have no idea what happened that got Garfield attacked!
Twilight: STOP SPRAYING ALL THESE LIES! YOU DID THIS TO HIM AND I KNOW IT! *Applejack and Twilight keep on arguing, Discord tries to break them up, but to no avail, Garfield suddenly roars in frustration*
Twilight and Applejack: WHAT?!
Garfield: ...Now I happend to know for a fact that I was NOT attacked me, Infact; it wasn't even a pony, it was probably some member of Courtney's little bitch court. But all I know is...it was not Applejack. *Twilight growls at Applejack*
Twilight: Fine...*to Applejack, threatingly* You win this round...but I'll be back. *storms off as Applejack gasps in relief*
Applejack: Thanks Garfield...I owe you one.
Garfield: NOT JUST A SECOND, I'M NOT FINISHED YET...Applejack, you may not have attacked me...but you did a thing lower than that...betray your friends and family for a bitch named COURTNEY!
Applejack: I said I was sorry damn it!
Garfield: *suspicious* I don't believe you...Infact, I think maybe...just maybe...you are a whiner! *gasps by everyone*
Applejack: *murderous* What are y'all sayin' bout here now?
Garfield: I'm just thinking, maybe I just need some PROOF if I want to be sorry to you! *Ooooooooooooooh!*
Applejack: I'm warnin' ya...Alright, I warned ya...*Discord turns into a tv as the lights flash into different colors, blue, red, yellow, green and purple, Garfield hears slow metal music, Twilight ignores all of it*
Cody: What the hell?
*Applejack OVERDRAMATICLY goes to put in a video tape in Discord as a choir harmonizes it's horrendous memory, Of course, we the readers all know the truth by now, but the gang doesn't quite get it...yet...until now...They see the different story of it all...Courtney blantly blackmailing Applejack...Applejack concenered about her family...Suddenly, it all becomes clear to everyone...that is except Twilight, The gang except Twilight gasp in horror*
Discord: BLACKMAIL?!...REALLY?
Garfield: *shocked, and disgusted goes down on his knees and seemingly starts crying* I am so...so...sorry Applejack...
Applejack: *hugs Garfield* It's ok there Garfield...you just didn't know that's all.
Big Show: We all didn't know.
Fluttershy: And now we do.
Cody: And knowing is half of the battle.
*Little did they know was that Hulk Hogan...was filming the whole thing...*
Hogan: Dude, this is SO goin' on YouTube brotha!
*The only one who doesn't believe a word of it is Twilight Sparkle*
Twilight: *sarcastic* Oh jeez, Maybe your right guys! Maybe I was being a bit bitchy when I said that i'd NEVER trust Applejack AGAIN!
HBK: *off screen* Ya kinda were!
Twilight: *to HBK* Shut up!
*Pause*
Big Show: Did you just tell Shawn Michaels to shut up?...
Twilight: Yeah, so?
Big Show: So? It's not a good idea to do that to a legend!
Discord: *harmonica, about to sing...horribly that is* Oooooooooooooh, He really smell like Texas spring, and he taught a lot of everything, Of course everyone will say the praises of the 'Merican Bearded Man, While his face looks like a bearded map, and he never shut his friggin' track, all the ladies caught the clap from the 'Merican Bearded Ma- *BONK, Twilight knocks Discord on the headed with a coconut, weakly* ...Mahahahahahahaaaaaannnnnn...
*TWEET, TWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT, we turn to see...TITUS O'NEIL!*
Titus O'Neil: 10 yard penalty on the weird goat/eagle/duck man!
Twilight: Let's just keep on walking...
*The gang walk off to keep their adventure going, meanwhile Applejack continues to try to get Twilight's respect back, this time with...a book...on...magic...oy, this chapter's getting worse for Applejack and Twilight shippers everywhere*
Applejack: Y'know...just incase y'get bored? *Twilight looks at the copyright date*
Twilight: It expired 300 years ago...*Applejack: Is that bad?*...*bonks it on the head of Applejack*...Don't speak to me...ever again...*the gang walk off, accidently without noticing that they left Applejack behind*
Applejack: *Starts to think to herself* ...Can't I do anything right anymore? *begin to fear that she'll never earn back the friendship of Twilight Sparkle, starts crying softly, but little does she know that...Trixie, yes; that's right, TRIXIE of all people comes in*
Trixie: *running in* Sorry i'm late, Trixie had to go get some peanut butter...*Sees that they're not here*...crackers...Great just great...NOW what do I do? *sees Applejack* Oh...hey...want a peanut butter cracker? *Applejack shakes her head no* Alright then...more for me I guess. *about to eat an peanut butter cracker...and then sees Applejack miserable as ever...*...Is uh, something wrong?
Applejack: ...Everything is wrong...
*Applejack struggles to get up, Trixie helps her up, the two continue to walk together to catch up with the gang*
*Meanwhile, Roman Reigns is looking outside at all the chaos his group has caused...and then...the hallucinations start again..."SHAAAAAAAAAAAME...SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEE...HOW COULD YOU DO THIS...DO YOUR BLOOOOOOOOD REIGNS?...*he sees the sun, coming up, he sees Reigns; glares at him...HMPF he cries out and hides beneath the clouds...they cry out HMPF too...and so do the stars...and the moon...and everywhere he turns; he is being shunned...*
Roman Reigns: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! *Sees Dean Ambrose*
Dean: You ok Roman?
Roman: Huh?...Oh yeah...sure...whatever...*Reigns walks out, Ambrose looks confused*
Dean: The hell was that all about?
Will Trixie be able to help Applejack get Twilight's trust back? Is Roman Reigns regretting what he has done? Is Discord a candidate for the worst singer in history? And did this chapter change your opinion on cats? Find out next time on BIG SHOW'S ENORMOUS REVIEW!...
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