Titus O'Neil: I dunno why WWE asked me to do this, they couldn't have Adam Rose do this crap?
Adam Rose: Well, you ARE the big deal rosebud! *rubs his bald head*
Titus O'Neil: Yeah shut up and read this chapter...
*Now that our gang has finally reunited for good, and joined by two more people, Bo Dallas and Shield member Roman Reigns; Everyone is a friend again, Woopee! But now your probably thinking; Well this story's screwed...WRONG...While our heroes continue to walk the miserable path of brimstone itself, Show relizes something*
Big Show: Hey Hogan?
Hogan: Hmm?
Show: I just relized that you haven't really talked a lot lately. Everything alright?
Hogan: Oh yeah brother, It's just...
Show: What?
Hogan: ...I'm just renimicing about my career.
Show: Why reminice? You had the greatest career in WWE history! You beat some of the greatest champions ever, You're a WWE Hall of famer! You're a legend!
Hogan: Yeah...But I also remember the time I turned heel in WCW.
Show: Which made you even better.
Hogan: Yes...but it also got boring in 2 years, and then there was that time I tapped to Kurt Angle, Passing out to Brock Lesnar, Cheating on my ex-wife, I even remember my run in TNA...*sigh* It's made me think...maybe i'm too old to keep doing this...
Show: What?! That's ridiculous! You're still the best and always will be the best today!
Discord: What are we talking about?
Show: Hulk Hogan is thinking about his career.
Discord: Oh, i'm sure it's been a nice one!
Show: ...It would be nice thinking if he wasn't thinking that he was getting old!
Hogan: It's true...I'm utterly useless now you see, Outmoted.
Discord: Goodness...However long have ye done your job for?
Hogan: *thinking* Let's see...2014 now, started wrestling in 1980...34 years...had the best 8 years in my life with WWE...and then came that awful day when...*oy* The Attitude Era was announced. Lemme tell you aaaaallll about it.
*drumming in the style of 20th Century Fox in the 30s, then turns into a piece for a sci-fi action movie flick*
Hulk Hogan: *singing as a montage plays about Hulk Hogan's career up to now* I glistened and gleamed, For a while back then, it seemed; That I would go on, forever in my prime. They said "Hogan's the greatest! He's the smartest and the latest!" Yes, I once lit up the face of Time.
Viruses: *in Hulk Hogan's body and is eating out his hulkamania juice* Chomp and munch, chew and crunch! There's a lot here to destroy Inch by inch, it's a cinch Bringing down this big ol' boy!
Hulk Hogan: My memory fades, As my body degrades, It gets harder and harder to recall, I was the hope on the horizon, But now I'm realizin' I'm a giant who's about to fall. Yet from somewhere, deep in my banks...My song of hope still clanks...I lead the way through the great unknown! Never knowing what I'd find...I was searching, expecting, exploring, connecting, So no one had to feel they're left...behind...*Discord feels upset to hear about this, it seems as if he's going to cry*
Viruses: *destroying whatever is left of Hogan's body* Chomp and munch, chew and crunch! There's a lot here to destroy Inch by inch, it's a cinch Bringing down this big ol' boy!
Chomp and munch, chew and crunch! There's a lot here to destroy Inch by inch, it's a cinch Bringing down this big ol' boy!
Chomp and munch, chew and crunch! There's a lot here to destroy Inch by inch, it's a cinch Bringing down...this...big...ol'...boy! *laughing crazily*
*Hogan hacks and wheezes as he grows weaker and weaker still*
Show: Poor Hogan!
Discord: I wish we could help him...
*we hear whistling from another face, a face that brightened a new era in WWE, The Rap N' Etertainment Generation (that's what i'm calling the PG WWE era), JOHN CENA!*
Show: Hey, it's Cena!
Discord: Cena? Whose Cena?
Hogan: That's the alleged "new Hulk Hogan" brother! He's also the gatekeeper for the Hulkamania drinks...or as he likes to call them, Cenation energy drinks. *chuckles* Dude's got a long way to go to reach Hulkamania status brother!
Discord: Nonsense! Kids like him! And so do soccermoms!
Hogan: But that's just it brother!
Show: Well, i'm sure that he'll like to borrow his drinks with you Hogan brother! He's a good man!
*But what Show didn't know was, he was getting more than he had bargained for*
Cena: *trying to not laugh* You're kidding right...
Show: No, I'm serious dude, Hogan would love your help!
Cena: Yo, yo dude, Let Cena remind you something...Hogan never held 14 World Titles...Hogan never held the US title 3 times, And ain't no way did Hulk Hogan get a 5 star match!
Show: Cena...what are you saying?
Cena: What i'm saying is, no disrespect to the guy; but he's washed up! Old! He's not useful anymore! It's scrap metal time!
Show: Aw come on Cena, He was loved by everyone! And he loved them back too! And you're loved by the kids and soccermoms!
Cena: Ah yes, Day in and day out they come in giving us (The WWE) more money! And more money, equals more power!
Show: ...Cena, are you feelin' alright?
*SURPRISE! IT'S ACTULLY CM PUNK!*
CM Punk: That's the damn problem with WWE these days, they only care about what the kids want, not what the smarks want! This is why Dolph Ziggler's gotten crap while Cena gets all the titles, This is why The Rock, Chris Jericho, Brock Lesnar, Hulk Hogan, hell; even BOOTISTA came back while full time main eventers like me stay buried in the middle of midcard hell!
Show: Cause they want to try to give them the best return possible!
CM Punk: You're seriously going to defend the WWE? Wow, no wonder Bray Wyatt chose you, you're such an asskisser!
*That sets off Show, as he grabs Punk's shirt*
Show: Listen up you sick puke...you give Hogan one of those drinks right now or i'll rip your sorry ass to Timbuktu.
Cena: *off screen* Whoa there! What seems to be the problem?
*The REAL John Cena comes out!*
Show: John Cena! Thank goodness you showed up! CM Punk is being a dick again!
Cena: *chuckles* So I see, Don't worry, I'll deal with him.
Punk: Too late Cena, I've already sold all of your drinks to everyone in town, SO YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! *to Cena's face* HA! HA!
Cena: *AA's Punk out of nowhere* Heh, heh! Luckily I keep an extra one just in case! *gives Show the last Cenation Energy Drink* Here ya go Paul!
Show: *shakes Cena's hand* Thank you so much Cena! You're a lifesaver! *Runs off*
Cena: ...*calls out to Big Show* You're welcome!...*to himself* Oh well, I'm 37 years old anyway...I should be putting people over by now. *Walks off*
*Meanwhile, Back with Hogan and Discord*
Show: *is back* Hogan! Guess what? I got Cena to give you one of his energy drinks!
Hogan: I knew he wouldn't let Hulkamania down brotha!
Show: *opens the drink, but before Hogan can drink it...*
Discord: *sweating* Phew! All this walking is making me thirsty. You wouldn't mind if I...*drinks the drink, but not the whole thing, Show stops him*
Show: DISCORD!
Discord: What?!
Show: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HULK HOGAN'S DRINK!
Discord: It is?...*faceslap* D'OH! I'm such a dumbo the elephant! *gives the drink to Hogan* Here you are!
Show: Is it enough to get you back to normal?
Hogan: At least to 1990 dude.
Show: That's good enough!
Hogan: Yup! *drinks it up and suddenly...muscle mass growing...body getting stronger...viruses going away...Hair getting longer...Oldness fading away...THE HULK HOGAN OF OLD IS BACK!*
Show: Hogan! You're back!
Hogan: *back to his 1990 age* THAT'S RIGHT BROTHER! HULKAMANIA IS BACK, AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO MAN WHO WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN...AS THE CHAMP BROTHER, JOHN FELIX ANTHONY CENA BROTHER! AND WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN 25 INCH PYTHONS, AND ALL MY LITTLE HULKAMANIACS EVERYWHERE RUN WILD...ON...YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! LET'S GO BROTHER! *Show, Hogan and Discord high five each other as they join our gang, the gang has no clue of on what's going on but Bo Dallas*
Bo Dallas: Hogan...you look great again!
Hogan: YOU CAN THANK JOHN CENA FOR THAT BROTHER!
Bo Dallas: *a little dissapointed* Oh...you know you could have turned to me for advice, I am inspirational-
Garfield: -ly annoying.
Dallas: *pouts* Hmpf!
*The gang continue to walk onward*
*Meanwhile, Courtney looks onward with the telescope, she see's their gang doing well on their journey...but then sees Bo Dallas...she smiles evilly, but then gasps at the sight of Roman Reigns*
Courtney: Roman Reigns...is siding with...*enraged* THE ENEMY?!
Flash Sentry: Your royal highness, Everything alright?
Courtney: No, It is not! Roman Reigns has siden with the enemy!
Flash Sentry: *facepalm* ...You're kidding me right?
Courtney: NO! He is! Look closer! You'll see! *But Flash Sentry already does see...and is surprisingly keeping a normal face about it, But meanwhile...somewhere inside the window, Ambrose smiles evilly, knowing that he knows...all along...*
*Oh yeah, and Seth is just...there*
So yeah, Not as good a chapter as usually, but hey; that's expected after a huge ass chapter like last time. READ AND REVIEW!