Holy FUCK! How long has it BEEN?! *takes a look at the date of the last update* ...A whole year almost...
Well shit. Uh; Ok I think i've got some explaining to do.
"What happened to your updates?": Burnout happened. Pushing out new chapters every day made me a broken, uncreative, lazy shell of a writer, and I was losing interest in the project all-together. So yeah; here's a lesson kids: Take your time doing chapters.
"But Jacob, Your story was so good!": Honestly looking back at it, while it was good; This was more of a playscript than a fanfiction.
"Would you sell it to Broadway?": Hell no. If I did I would get sued big time; i'd say the high school drama club would deal with it.
"Are you going to continue this story?": Well, yes...HOWEVER; I will not be continuing THIS story. As of today I have been working on a new version of Big Show's Enormous Adventure, but there are going to be a few changes to it.
"What changes are you making?": *gets out a list*
1. No songs.
"No songs?, Why?!": Because they took away to character development.
2. A more detailed backstory
"Sold on that."
3. Say goodbye to all swear words.
"Eh, seems fair to me. Kinda dampered the story a little."
4. Slightly more emphasis on drama than comedy
"For more character development right?": Right.
3. Different characters.
"How come?" Because I feel that I was too biased on MLP:FiM characters. "What are your different characters?" Well, I don't want to spoil but...with apologies to Discord, Trixie, Garfield and Fluttershy fans... *exhales*
Craig will replace Discord, Disgust (from the new movie Inside Out) will replace Trixie, Snoopy (from Peanuts) will replace Garfield, Rigby will replace Fluttershy and Harvey Beaks will replace Big Show. That sound fair?
"Hmmm, so you're replacing characters a very popular show (MLP) and a pretty popular comic strip (Garfield) with a okayish show (S&C), a great show (RS), a legendary strip (Peanuts) and a movie that hasn't even come out yet but is already popular because Pixar, (Inside Out) and to top it off a new show I doubt anyone reading this is heard of (Harvey Beaks) is taking over the role of Big Show." Yep, that's it.
"Eh; more variety is more variety, just one thing.": What's that?
"What about the whole Cartoon and WWE crossover thing?! That was so creative...": Now calm down; you still have The Wyatt Family and The Shield! You like those guys right?
"What good is it when they're not even teaming up in real life anymore?": To my knowledge at least 66% of the wrestlers who are in those stables have moved on to better things. Roman is now a perrenial title contender, Dean is going to face Seth in MiTB in two days, Bray is still throwing out awesome beats on the mic and Seth is the WWE champion and in his words "The Most Hated Man in America", and given his action it's not surprising.
"But Bray hasn't done anything major since breaking up the Wyatt Family.": Ok, you win on that one; listen this has been going on a while, how about we make a compromise and I find another wrestler who would be willing to take Big Show's spot?"
"Alright, that sounds fair.": Good then. And to make it MORE fun, i'll let YOU; the readers decide!
"Awesome!": IKR?
Fans of Big Show's Enormous Adventure (if there are any); feel free to express your opinion on who you believe the new main star should be. I will leave it up to discussion for the next 48 hours. (Saturday and Sunday.) And on Monday; I will show you the new star of the Enormous Adventure.
Until then; Good night and please don't let Bray Wyatt bite!
