"That's right, today's Monday." I say aloud. First day of attending Elmore Jr High. My new life awaits...

"no no no, that was just pathetic. I can come up with something better to end it on right? How about, 'and with that final thought, I hopped out of bed, ready to face life and the dangers it provi- god, who writes these things? Sounds like some 15 year old that's writing this a 4:27 in the morning cuz he can't fall asleep. Here, how about this, let's take it from 'I say aloud'".

"Ahem, 'That's right, today's Monday,' I say aloud. 'First day of attending Elmore Jr High. Damn It.' Haha now that's more like it eh? Edit that in guys, that sounded much more rea-"

..." What do you mean you can't edit that in post?"

..."watch the language"? I don't care if this is rated T, I'm Zephyrus god damn Davison, and I'll say whatever the hell I want!

..."Are you arguing with me? You! Yeah, you, get over here"

*BurnHaloz walks on screen*

"Yes sir?"

"What is your name?"

*sigh of relief* "my name is BurnHa-

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"

*zephyrus takes a deep breath*

Look I'm sorry for yelling at you, I just have...issues ok? So let me get this straight, you think that you can just talk however the hell you want to me and just get away with it? Is that what you think?"

"Um well I just thought th-"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! You will not disrespect me like this. Who the hell do you think you are?"

"..."

"...well? I'm waiting"

"You're just going to yell at me again"

"I won't, I promise"

"...Well, if you must know, I happen to be the author of this fanfic that yo-"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU THI- *smiles* I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But all joking aside, we have a few problems we need to discuss. You do know that you're writing this fic incorrectly right?"

"? How do you figure?"

"Well aside from all the unbearably long and boring thought processes you like to give me-really, they're huge- you didn't even include the fandom this fic is categorized in. You think you can just name drop the city it's based on and you'd get off scot free?"

"I know, I know I just thought that I would introduce Gumball and the rest of them next chapter, seeing as the last chapter was getting a little long you know?"

"Is that right? You just thought 1655 words was long enough for one chapter?"

"Um yes that's c-correct"

"Or! Could it perhaps be that you have no idea how you want to proceed with this story and that you need time to think about that? Perhaps that's also why we're sitting here having this conversation because you want to give these people something other than a boring authors note?"

"...yes?"

"...brilliant. Great idea, comic relief after that dark chapter."

"Why thank you Zephyrus, I'm glad you see it my way".

" Ah Ah, you ain't outta the woods yet...you"

" Its BurnHaloz, sir"

"Yeah yeah, whatever. We need some kind of commitment from you. Something that keeps your viewers coming back you hear? Something that lets people know that you ain't no one shot wonder."

"What if I promised to update once a week?"

"Perfect, now onto the real problems"

"My lack of writing skills?"

"No, no we can deal with that later, remember when I said I didn't want my personal life in your stories?"

*sweatdrop* "...no?"

"I see..." *turns to camera man* "beat it, I need to *cracks knuckles* remind Mr Haloz of our contractual agreements."

"Wait we never had a contract! Oh dear god help me! DX"

*camera cuts out*

So that was a thing after such a sad and depressing chapter XD just something I thought of while writing the last part of the last chapter. It was rather short if you ask me. Anyway, other than the terrible attempt at humor, there are some things to take from this: I will try to update at least once a week, and as hard as I'm going to try to keep it at T, the rating of this story probably will change due to Zephyrus's inability to watch his mouth.

"Oy!"

Anyway that's all for now, see ya next update!

-BurnHaloz