How To Annoy The Animatronics

A Five Nights At Freddy's One-Shot (Not Really...)

Suggestions Will Be Taken Without Question

A Lot Of Swearing 15+ Yes, I'm talkin' to you... ya rebel

Chica - (Suggested By UnicornGirl123)

1) Pizza Sux balls

Reaction: "Pizza Is Love. Pizza Is Life. Fuck You. If You Don't Know That Then I'll Kill You With A Knife."

2) PIZZAAAA PIZA ZPIAZ APIZAPZPAZIZ PIZZZAAAAA

Reaction: "OH MY GAWD. I CANNOT. IT'S JUST A STOOPID MOTHERFUCKIN' VIDEO."

Me: ...Pasta ;D

3) Quack

Reaction: "Y'know what-"

Me: quack ;3

Reaction: "Stahp interrup-"

Me: quock :)

Reaction: "WHY DO YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME!?"

Me: Because I'm...Da-rude...

Reaction: "I'm. Fucking. Done."

Me: First, Don't you wanna... TACO 'bout it?

Reaction: "Wow...just wow, by the way, why do I have speech marks and you don't?"

Me: It's... NACHO business OHHH

Reaction: "STOP WITH THE PUNS!"

Me: ...

Reaction: "..."

Me: ...quack ;

Reaction: "FOOOOOOOCCKKKK-

lol. quack.