This is the third chapter, with another kill. I hope you don't mind of a kid dies!


C is for cookie, cupboard, and choked

The volunteers were shocked and shouting all over the place. "Please, everyone keep calm!" shouted Kit. "The bathroom lobby will be closed for the next few days, while our guards will take care of it."

"Was it a trap from the killer?" asked Fernald, the hook-handed man.

"I think it was," said Captain Widdershins, and murmur spread among the crowds.

"I can't believe another person died," said Duncan to the Baudelaires. "How is it possible?"

"Do you think the killer has gotten into the hotel?" asked Klaus.

"Now, just because a person died doesn't mean this was done by the killer in any way," assured Kit. "I agree," agreed Justice Strauss.

"Now everyone, grab your keys and head to your room. Be sure to close all windows and lock all doors," said Kit, and everyone stood up and went to their door.

"Here's our room," said Violet to her siblings as they approached Room 8. They opened the door to reveal a not-so-bad room with two beds, a room for a bathroom, a closet, and a TV.

"I don't feel well with the fact that there's a killer on the loose in this place," said Klaus. "He might have snuck into this hotel already."

"Maybe not," said Sunny, trying to stay on the good side,and she walked over to the bed.

Meanwhile, Sir was getting upset in Room 12.

"What kind of room is this?" yelled Sir. "It's horrendous!"

"But boss," said Phil, "At least we have a bed, and a killer on the loose is kind of fun because we get to play 'Guess the Killer'!

Sir opened up the closet and saw women's attire. "What the fudging hell is this!" he exclaimed in disgust.

Eleven rooms away Aunt Josephine sat on her bed in fear, afraid that she may fall out the window if she tried to close it. She had survived the leeches, but would not survive for the rest of the night.

Right above her on the next floor was Charles, watching TV and writing notes about the lumber mill at the same time. "Gosh, this place is too hot!" he exclaimed, and he opened the window.

Two rooms away were Carmelita Spats and Esme Squalor. "Honey," said Esme, "I need a nice bath. Just don't go out and just watch TV." Esme went into the shower and closed the door.

"Bang bang!" Carmelita squealed as she watched an Indian movie. "I need food!" she exclaimed and started to open a cupboard looking for food. She later found apaper bag of chocolate cookies, which had a note attached to it.

"Eat some Carmelita" the note said.

"Of coarse I'll eat, you dumb note!" she said. She picked up a cookie and ate it.

"Yummy!" she exclaimed. As the crumbs were about to go down her throat, Carmelita felt something weird. The crumbs started to inflate and expand. "Mmm mmm!" cried Carmelita, unable to breath. The crumbs expanded more, as Carmelita tried to cough them out, but they were stuck in her throat and expanded. Her face was turning blue as her neck started to get larger, then burst. At her last seconds she tried to open the bathroom door.

"La la la!" sang Esme, opening the bathroom door in a long robe. "Tee lee lee…AHHHH!" she shrieked. "AHHHHH!" On the floor was Carmelita, her face purple and her neck split open with the deflated crumbs coming out. Esme shrieked and ran to the main door of the room to get out. But it was locked.


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