Axel's Second Diary

by Kingdom's Sentiment

Axel (And I, Kingdom's Sentiment) is back and writing in his second diary that he bought, three years later, and a lot has changed. He writes down crazy things that happen in his adventures and anything interesting... Dare to find out all of this diary's secrets?

5. Chapter 5: A New Found Friend

Chapter 5: The Newfound Friend

Dear Diary,

So it's been a while since I wrote in you, but remember when Roxas got that lap dance from Larxene? Well, she's still being pretty friendly with us, which isn't too normal for her. We decided to see if that's what's REALLY going on. I have a feeling that this is some kinda ploy. Horrible isn't it?

12:35, Dear Diary,

Ok so me and Roxas have now taken the first essential step in seeing if she's a fake ass hoe. We are currently spying on her as I write in this notebook. Time to write down behaviors:

Going to room

Turning on TV

Flopping on bed

Not moving

Still nothing

Might be dead

We should poke it

She gets up

Walking towards our hiding spot

Opening door

Coming towards us

No plz ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ

Bleeding

Dying

Ok so we know she doesn't like people spying on her. Now for phase 2.

1:48 Dear Diary,

Phase 2 is now in motion. Ok there he goes.

"Hey Larxene?" Roxas said.

"Yes?"

"Are you my friend… like… for real?"

"Of course, why wouldn't I be?"

"Uh. Cool"

Phase 2 is finished. She seemed sincere… hmmm. Onto the third and final phase.

5:27 Dear Diary,

Phase 3 in motion. Roxas is about to ask her for another lap dance. Ok… there he goes… he's asking… w-wait… WHAT… she-she's doing it!? WHAT THE FU-

7:54 Dear Diary,

Well. It seems we have found a real friend in Larxene after all. Also I'd like to apologize to you, my sweet diary, for not writing a lot in you today… well, until tomorrow. Goodnight

3:54 Dear Diary,

Spying on her while she sleeps. I'm getting pretty tired as well I think I might just fall asle

7:01

I fell asleep