This story is a very silly chapter for everyone involved! Except for Toan, sorry buddy! Hope you all enjoy!
You really think a cat just turned human knows what porn is? :P
It was late at night, Matataki village was filled with the chirping of various insects. Near Peanut Pond, a group of 4 torches was set up, giving light to the surrounding area.
Under the bright light of the torches, a table sat, a group of heroes sat, all of them chatting and eating some fine bits of meat. Toan was sitting next to Xiao, who was sitting next to Ungaga. On the opposite side, Goro was sitting next to Osmond, who was sitting next to Ruby.
For once, there was no rush, no monsters to slay, and there was peace throughout the world. At least for a short while. Despite the fall of the Dark Genie, many dungeons seemed to have appeared, many monsters were attacking the villages. Toan and allies had been endlessly fending the monsters off for many days, so this break was well deserved.
They were having pleasant conversation, excluding Goro, who was talking while eating, covering poor Toan in bits of meat and spit. However, he did stop after the tenth time, getting smacked by Ruby.
"Master?" Xiao had spoken.
"Mhm?" Toan replied, his mouth full of food.
"What's porn?" She asked, tilting her head.
All at once, movement on the table ceased, Goro's mouth actually wide open in mid bite of his hunk of meat. Ruby's eyebrow was raised, while Osmond chuckled. Toan, however, was choking, drinking some water. After a large drink of water, he coughed, clearing his throat a bit.
"uh...Um...W-why do you ask?" Toan asked, not so smoothly. This earned a snort from Goro, and a light giggle from Ruby. He glared at them, saying nothing.
"I've heard Carl talking about it in the village." Xiao said, looking at a moth, weaving between the flames. "He was talking to Claude about it." At this, Toan face palmed, mumbling to himself. "So, what is it master?" She tilted her head, her ears twitching.
"Uhh...Why don't you ask Ruby instead?" At this, Ruby smirked.
"She asked you darling." Ruby said, giving him a wink and a evil grin. Toan let out a minor growl, but stopped when Xiao looked at him, curious. Goro snorted.
"I doubt Mr. Goody Two shoes even knows what porn is." Goro said, almost arrogantly.
"I know what it is!" Toan said.
"Then tell her what it is." Goro said. For a few seconds, Toan merely glared, before sighing.
"Porn is..." Toan started, trying to think of how to describe it. "It's pictures of naked people.." Toan said, seemingly satisfied with his description.
"Why do people get porn?" Xiao asked, earning snickers from the allies, and a facepalm from Toan.
"Uhh..."
"Why DO humans get porn anyhow?" Osmond asked out loud. "Do you humans lack that much imagination?" Xiao turned her head to Toan, almost as though she was expecting him to answer.
"Master?" At this Toan looked around, almost pleadingly. Ruby shook her head, stifling a giggle. Goro was biting into his hunk of meat. Ungaga, however, gave him a pitiful look, but offered no words.
"Humans get porn...So they can..." Toan started, fumbling a bit, his face earning a light red tint. "Uhh...So they can..." Toan started again, blushing and coughing.
"Just spit it out Toan." Osmond chuckled. Toan cast a glare, earning a tilt of the head from Xiao, as well as her ears twitching.
"Humans get porn.." Toan started, taking a deep breathe. "To be able to er...pleasure themselves." Toan said, almost mumbling.
"Pleasure themselves?" Xiao asked. "How?" Toan's face flushed bright red, while Ruby began to break into a fit of laughter, joined by Goro and Osmond.
"Want to give her hands on experience, darling?" Ruby teased.
"No!" Toan said, his face flushing redder.
"How do humans do it?" Xiao asked, almost like a curious child.
"I-I'll tell you later.." Toan mumbled, covering his face with his beret. Xiao tilted her head, saying nothing, as everyone began laughing. Toan grumbled, looking as though he was about to leave. Meanwhile, Xiao was sitting, pondering.
"Is it what Xiao saw Ruby doing in Muska Racka?" At this, the laughter stopped, for but a second, as Ruby's face seemed to turn to one of horror.
"What was Ruby doing in Muska Racka?" Goro asked, almost smugly.
"Well...Ruby was alone in her tent..." Xiao said, trying to remember. "She was laying down in her sleeping bag, her clothes were off.."
"XIAO!" Ruby started, about to get off her chair, but forced to sit by a grinning Goro.
"What?" Xiao asked, looking confused.
"Nothing Xiao, go on." Osmond said.
"Well...Ruby was laying down...She was playing with her breasts..." Xiao started, but stopped when a fireball flew over her head.
"XIAO! I'm going to kill you!" Ruby yelled, flushed red.
"Master help!" Xiao said, as she quickly fled the table. Ruby chased after her seconds later, a fireball charging in her hand. Meanwhile, Toan chased after, leaving Goro and Osmond crying in laughter.
"Oh god, she's never going to live this down." Goro chuckled.
"Nope, we're not going to let her." Osmond said, chuckling.
"You are terrible people." Ungaga commented, grabbing a heaping of rice that was set in a bowl, calmly eating it.
Hopefully you guys won't kill me and you actually enjoyed this little story :P
Hopefully this brightens your guy's day with laughter!