5th Chapter

As Zeru headed outside, to look in the mailbox.

"Ah they're here. Yo Issei!"

"What?!"

"Got em."

He then heard the rush of foot steps coming down, as a brown blurr immediately took the envelop from his hands.

"Yess MOMO-CHAN HEAR I COME!" yelled the perveted boy.

"Issei, please use a tissue or an empty bottle."

"I don't mean it like that!" Issei glared at his brother.

"Whatever. *Takes then envelop and taking one ticket.* I'm gonna give this to Raiga, since I'm heading to his house."

Issei nodded as he immediately ran fast with the power of pervertism, to his friends and tell them of the holy grail he obtained.

"I swear if with that kind of power up, he would be good in sports clubs…Ah a brother can dream."

As he headed to his friend's house, which was a traditional, styled japense house and there was also another small house in the back which was a dojo. He then knocked on the door.

He then heard footsteps as the door then opened.

"Ze-chan~" squealed the older sister in delight, as he saw her wearing a white shirt, short shorts.

"Hello, Hisako-san."

"Stop treating me like I'm a stranger." She pouted.

"So where's Raiga?"

"Oh, my baka otouto? He went out on date with Satsuki-chan."

"I see."

"So what did you need to see him for?"

"Well, I was going to ask him for a spar…"

"How about I spar with you then." She pumped her arm.

Zeru immediately sweat dropped upon hearing that suggestion.

"Eh heh, that's okay Hisako-san I don't want to waste your time and…"

"Not at all, your Onee-chan has all the time for you. Hold on and let me change." She said as she went off to change.

"I'm dead." He said in a squeak tone of fear.

As he was in the dojo, wearing his own personal attire he had in the dojo, which consisted of a black kegoki and dark blue hakama pants.

"Catch."

Zeru then saw a flying shinai coming at him and he caught it.

Hisako then came in wearing her training attire, which consisted of a white keigoki and black pants, her hair was tied into a pony tail and she was also holding a shina.

"So any reasons why you need training?"

"Well I feel like I need to work out my body more, since I've been training focusing on my speed, since middle school when I played PG for the basketball team."

"Hm then cancel the spar, you're gonna get a thorough workout from your Onee-chan."

"I'm gonna die." He muttered as he remembered the last time he and Raiga received a workout from her.

Meanwhile.

"Mou, Satsuki-chan I don't wanna watch this movie." He whined not watching a romantic movie."

"Shut up, you said you want to go out on a date. So this is what you get." Satsuki said, as she pulled on his shirt sleeve dragging him.

BEEP

"Hold on got a text from the furi." Raiga opened his phone.

[Your sister is putting me through her training. If I die give me a badass Viking Funeral.]

"Hah, sucks to be him." Raiga laughed at his friend for dealing with his sister's training regimen.

"Why the hell does he want a badass Viking Funeral?"

"Sometimes a man wants to go out in style."

"Riiiight *rolls her eyes* Now that we're done with that minor setback. Let's go."

"Nooo!"

Back to Zeru.

Zeru was now wearing track pants and a white shirt, as he finished running around the Sanada's house.

"*Huff* *Huff* How's that?" he asked already exhausted.

"Hm six minutes and fifty seconds not bad for ten laps."

"*Pant*"

"Now drop and give me fifty."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me drop and give fifty *hits her shinai on the ground.* "

"HAI COACH!" He obediently said as he did his push ups.

As he did about five so far.

DROP

"Guh, what the?"

He then felt a sudden increase of weight on his back.

"There, now continue." She smiled.

"Guh, you know my back is gonna break?"

"Don't worry they only weight fifty pounds." She said in a assuring tone, ignoring the logic of how a teenage boy of his physique can handle a fifty pound weight stone.

As he struggled to raise his body up as it was being slowly crushed by the weight. There was only one solution to get over this.

"No magic." She waved her finger.

"Oh come on!"

Later after that.

"Ooowwwie." He moaned as lied on the couch of the Sanada's living room.

"Gomen ne." Hisako sheepishly apologized.

"Well at least I got a good work out or did I? I can't feel my body." He thought.

"Ne, Zeru-chan?"

"Nani?"

"Satsuki-chan, says you already met your future classmate."

"Guh, can we not talk about that?"

"Oh why not?"

"Because, I'm not interested in a person that I barely know at all."

RING.

His phone rang on the coffee table.

"*Picks it up* Hello?... Ah yes I'm available today… Okay I'll meet you there later on then sir. Bye *Hangs up.*"

"Who was that?"

"An acquaintance is all, don't worry he's male."

"What are you two going to talk about?"

"Does it matter?"

"Up for another workout?"

"Might as well, I don't want to end being beaten by your brother and have him lecture me on my close combat skills."

"Then lets begin." Hisako smiled.

Meanwhile.

"I hope Zeru-kun, isn't mad about what happened yesterday with that Devil." Touko said in a worried tone.

"Don't worry Touko-chan, I'm sure he's fine." Her brother said.

As the two siblings headed to where their friend was currently at.

In the dojo, Zeru was using a new weapon which was a shirasaya with a wooden blade. He charged at Hisako, and immediately unsheathed his sword with remarkable speed as launched his strike. But Hisako then blocked the attack.

"Hm, it seems iado does suit you. Your unsheathing speed is average. But…" Hisako then swung her shinai one handed causing the wooden shirasaya, to flung out of his hand.

"You still lack the strength."

"Oh darn."

"I suggest you practice more on your kendo. I know you're used to using one-handed weapons. Bur it's best to learn the basics."

"Alright."

"You know, this is the first time you ever wanted to train more in close combat."

"Well, I can't always be the standing in the back, letting my friends do all the work."

"I see. So want to try training with tonfas, since they're the type of weapons you're using now. From what my brother said."

"Sure why not."

Hisako then gave Zeru a set of wooden tonfas.

"Alright show me what you got then."

Zeru then dashed at Hisako, as he immediately attacked with a flurry of jabs with the tonfas. Hisako blocked the attacks and was surprised at the speed that Zeru showed when using the tonfas, seeing that he was showing of an adept skill with the weapon.

Hisako deflected the attack back, as Zeru then backed away slightly putting himself already in a defensive stance similar to a boxer's.

"You seem well adept with the tonfas." Hisako commented.

"Hm really? Well I guess because these weapons are light and they're easier to use for making some quick attacks." He said as he twirled the tonfas.

"Fufu~ Is that so? " she said as she got back into stance.

As Zeru stared at Hisako, she immediately disappeared.

Zeru put himself immediately into a defensive stance as he braced him. He then felt a strong pressure coming at him as he immediately blocked with the right tonfa sensing where the pressure was coming.

"!" his eyes widened as he saw the shinai's tip touching his chin.

"Not bad reflexes, but I win~." Hisako grinned as she pointed the wooden sword away.

"It's not fair that you used misdirection at the last moment." He pouted.

Hisako brought her wooden sword back.

"Well, how else can teach you a trick?"

"Explaining it and demonstrating it."

"Thought you liked a first hand experience."

"Whatever baka Phantom Blade."

Hisako Sanada, is a skilled swordsmen, and during her days in her freshmen year she participated in the Nationals Kendo Tournament. She also had a habit using surprise attacks on her oppenets, by using misdirection.

Misdirection is a trick that entertainment Magicians uses to make the audience pay attention to one specific thing, while they are able to do a secret trick. For Hisako, an oppenet makes eye contact with her, they;ll have their full focus on her. With that she can take advantage of that attention and be able surprise attacks.

"Well you're not the only one that's mischevious." Hisako giggled.

"Hmph..."

"Do you want to try?"

"Nah, I'm I don't think I'm ready to use that when I'm in combat. I'm not at your level yet. Besides I'll just use my fakes, I use in basketball."

"Heh, that's true."

Zeru sat on the ground now feeling the stress from the previous work out kicking in.

Hisako petted his head.

"Ara~ Touko-chan, Tsukumo-kun." Hisako greeted noticing the siblings outside.

Zeru turned around to see the Murasame siblings.

"Oh, hey guys. What are you two doing here."

"We're just here to see how're you doing." Touko answered as Tsukumo nodded in agreement as he ate his bag of chips.

"Well as you can see I've recently survived the hellish workout from Akuma over here." He pointed

"I see." Touko sweat dropped having remembered the last time she endured the hellish training she had received from Hisako, years ago when she was trying to work on her sword training.

"Mou~ Zeru I wasn't that baad~" she whined.

Zeru gave her a deadpan look at her ignorance.

"*Sigh* Well I got a good work out, I'll be heading off to do some other things I have planned out before I leave tomorrow. Later."

Azure Fang Guild.

After just shopping from the mall, after buying new magic items. He was now in his room which he rented from the guild, the only time he uses this room was using it has his work shop, since there was a large desk filled with equipment and there was no bed, well except a sofa chair.

"Alright let's see." He took out a white glove with a drawn magic circle in a violet color.

As he put the glove on and snapped, a magic circle appeared instantly and immediately dispersed after firing small bullet which scored the wall slightly.

"Guess the ignition cloth does correspond well the magic, but it's still relies on my mana. Thank you FMA for giving me this idea."

He then took out a small pouch from his bag and poured it onto his desk as various colored stones dropped.

"Luckily he gave me these low E-D ranks tones for a bargain when he was about to replace them with the new high grade stones.

He then organized them by color into three groups, red, blue, yellow.

"Now what element to test out….Maybe water." He the took five water stones and placed them into a small stone bowl as he then began to grind them, until they were nothing put smooth dust.

He then sprinkled a small amount dust over the magic circle of the glove as it gave of a bluish aura.

"Alright now to test it out." He then put the glove out and opened his palm as the circle then changed to different pattern. As a magic circle appeared in the palm of his glove it conjured up a small ball of water.

"Okay, it seems I'm able to use elemental magic this way…Why am I talking to myself?"

Zeru then dispersed the ball of water, as the magic circle then changed back to the original design. Taking his glove off, he then took out seven vials of ether.

"Hm should I do it?... Better call the expert. *dials his phone* Hello Hephaestus-san, it's Zeru. I need to ask your for advice if you're not busy.

"Mou~ Hephp-chan that was to quick you promised that you'll ram me like a minotaur~"

"…"

"Just get on with it kid." Hephaestus rubbed his temple.

"Well currently I'm working on a new item where I have this glove and it's made out of ignition cloth and I inscribed a magic circle on it. I thought of using this glove as sort of medium for me to cast offensive spells. I just tested how well it can use elemental magic, by grinding elemental stones and adding them to the glove and it seemed to work but I only added a small amount. So now I'm thinking about soaking the glove in Ether, so it can use the liquids mana property as an alternative source of mana than rather the use of my own. So what do you think."

"Mou~ Ze-chan, you interrupted our fun time~" whined the Goddess of Love.

"Aphrodite just be quiet! Well that's an interesting idea, it would be dangers to just soak the glove in a ether, since there will be a high probability of a backfired spell. My advice is to inject the ether into the glove so you'll be able to get a better understand of how much mana source does the glove have."

"I see go step by step. Thanks Hephaestus-san. Oh good luck you stud, I pray for you next child~"

"Shut up." The god of fire said as hanged up.

Zeru then took out a syringe and took a small amount of ether and injected into the glove, making the circle glow. He then took out his phone and assigned the magic glove he made as one of his accessories.

[Equipped Accessory slot 1: Magic glove.]

"Alright then time to analyze it…Why the hell am I doing a soliloquy?...I need a life."

KNOCK.

"You can come in."

The door opened revealing Touko.

"I brought you a drink *Places a glass of water on the desk*"

"Thanks Touko."

"So you're finally going to stop adding honorifics?"

"Hm will see." He said with a mischievous smirk.

She then notices the equipment he had layout on the desk.

"What are you up to?"

"What this? All I'm doing is testing out new equipment, I'm making and please notice that no signs of injury or explosions are seen."

"Baka."

"I am who I am. So is there an ulterior motive for you to see me alone, Tsukumo not here with you?"

BONK

"Itai~" he covered his head which had a glowing anime bump.

"Do you have to be like that?"

"What cautious? Analytical? Thorough? "

"Hmph." She puffed her cheeks.

"Gomen gomen, geez it's not like my teasing implies innuendos….Or do they?" He smiled.

"So what is exactly are you doing?"

"Well since my mana is currently restrained by my Auntie and based my current magic skills. I'm trying to make some equipment, that I can use as an alternative source when using magic.

He then took out his phone and checked the status of his glove.

"Hm so it has seventy MP from only a small dosage? That's interesting."

"So what is the glove for?"

"Just another way for me to cast magic without relying on my own mana."

"I see."

"Well then I'm done with this." He stretches his arms.

"So what are you going to do now?"

"Who knows, I have to meet someone later, since I'm popular and socialbe."

"Pfft."

"I take it that I'm not?"

"What do you think?"

"Hm, I'm sociable and people like me so yeah. I am popular."

"Keep thinking that." She petted his head.

"Hey, remember those Valentines chocolate I got before?"

"They were to blinded to see how much of devil scum bag you really are."

"Harsh. Even though I'm innocenet." He asked as a halo appeared over his head, pulling of the innocent little boy look.

" Take that off. *Hits the plastic halo off his head.* Well, I have to go now."

"Already? I just started to enjoy your company."

"Me and Tsukumo are going to train."

'For what?"

"Family business."

"Ah, so you and Tsukumo are going to start exorcising?"

"That's what our clan deals in."

"I see. Well good luck with that." He said as Touko left.

After that he then left his room.

"Hey Zeru."

Zeru turned to see the Guild Master calling him..

"What is it Uncle?"

"Heard you're going to Nidvalier."

"Yeah, tomorrow I'll be going."

Basilo then handed him a large bag.

"What is this *guh*" he struggled holding the heavy bag."

"It's my armor need that fixed."

"Guh, can't you ask any blacksmiths to do this."

"Heard those dwarves are the best blacksmiths, thought they could spruse it up a better job.."

"Fine. *transports the bag of equipment into his dimensional storage.* So is Lon'qu back?"

"He says he'll be back in three days."

"Really? For an S rank mission he would have usually finished about a week by now."

"Well it looks like there some difficulties this time."

"I see."

"So you heard the heiress of the Gremory Clan, will be attending your school right."

"I am aware." He said with a tone of annoyance."

"Well once that girl comes here, we're canceling missions related to stray devils in this area."

"Great there goes my after future school job."

"Well at least you can focus on trying to get a girl. Gahaha."

"Whatever." He rolled his eyes.

Park.

As he sat on the bench, starring at his phone.

"Wow, people are requesting a lot items especially the porn...Gonna send em yaoi. Heheheh."

Suddenly a ball rolled to his foot.

"Hm?" He then picked the ball up.

"Ah, gomenasai Onii-chan, can I have the ball pack." Asked a little girl who came up to him.

"Uhuhu, sure here you go~" He lightly tossed the ball to the girl who caught.

"Arigato, Onii-chan."

"Sayaka, hurry up!" yelled a boy the same as her standing in the grassy field.

"I'm coming you baka!" she yelled.

"Heheh, you shouldn't raise your voice like that, it's not proper for a young lady."

"I know but he's so annoying,"

"Well, that's how guys are, we annoy our own friends."

"Eh Onii-chan, is annoying to his friends?" the girl titled her head in confusion, thinking at first glance that older boy didn't seem to be annoying.

"Hai, I am but I only do that because it's fun."

"I see, ah I better go back to the baka. Bye bye onii-chan." The girl bowed as she ran back to her friend.

Zeru waved,

Flashback 4 years ago.

It took place at the very same park.

"Mou~ Stop hogging the ball you baka!" yelled a girl with black hair and violet eyes who was shorter than the boy half by two inches.

"Wait, I got it *ball drops* Okay one more time." Zeru then picks up the ball and tries dribble it with his knee.

"Guh! We're not playing soccer!" yelled the girl.

"Hee hee *ball drops* Mou~ Look what you did Ruki Chibi! I was this close to ten."

"Hisana nee-sama!" the girl whined to her older sister who was wearing a high school uniform, who had almost the same appearance in terms of hairy style and eye color.

"Ara~ Zeru-kun isn't it lonely to play by yourself while hogging that ball?" she asked giggling.

"….Ah, yes it is, do you wanna play Ruki Chibi?" he asked teasingly.

The girl who was called Ruki Chibi , then took the ball and…

"OOF!" The ten-year-old Zeru fell on the grass while holding his stomach after experiencing the pain of having a ball kicked straight to his stomach.

"Serves you right." Smirked the girl starring down at him.

"I feel like my lunch just shot up from my intestines."

"GROSS!"

Flashback end.

After reminiscing.

"Damn *holds his stomach remembering the pain* I keep on reminiscing about her, maybe I should call her it's been almost four years now *Checks his watch* Well I better go see him now." he then left the park.

He then arrived at a café, got himself a table inside and waited.

Later after a couple minutes, a man wearing a suit, with a large build, short black hair and beard.

Zeru waved to the man as he approached him.

"Hello, Baraqiel-san, it's been awhile."

"Indeed, the last time was when your friend made Tobio's Sacred Gear enraged." He chuckled.

"Yes and I did remember having to pay off the damages for his foolishness."

The two then ordered their drinks two black coffees and Zeru paid it, since he insisted.

"So Baraqiel-san, what does a Cadre of Grigori want with me? Besides the constant requests I get from Azazel for me to get some info for him, which I won't, unless the price is expectable.

"It's about my daughter."

"Your daughter? This is the first time I have heard you talked about her."

"Yes, I was married to a shrine maiden that owned the shrine in this area…"

"…Wait could your daughter be Himejima Akeno?...Sorry that I had to cut you off there."

Baraqiel had a surprise expression, seeing that he was aquatinted with his daughter.

"It's okay, so how did you meet her?"

"It was after my middle school graduation, I headed off to the Himejima shrine where I usually go and there I met Himejima Akeno."

"I see, so how was she?"

"Well, she's seems to be doing okay, from what I can tell. So you want me to basically keep an eye on her then?"

"Yes, but don't tail her all the time, do it when she's making contracts."

"Ara~ A protective father aren't you. So what should I do with her admirers at school."

"Admirers?"

"Well I have to say, based on the looks of her she is a beautiful woman and a piece of eye candy for perverts, stalkers, and impulsive guys confessing their love, and possibly older man of all ages. Me on the other hand I have no attraction at all, I can assure you."

He then noticed that Baraqiel was gripping his fists and grinding his teeth. Just now faint sparks began to emit from his body, causing the lights in the café to blink.

"Ah no, Baraqiel-san." He tapped him on his shoulder.

With that he the sparks ceased and he was calm.

"*Breathes in* If that were to happen please dispose of them." He said with his face darkened in a dramatic setting.

"…Baraqiel-san that's a little to harsh even for my standards."

"Then with my permission, you can pose as her boyfriend to make those cockroaches prevent even touching or starring at my Akeno. Since I know that I can trust you." He said with a tone used by over protective father's.

"Or I can just sent some threats with some incriminating evidence related to them. There's no need for me to start a relationship." He said sweat dropping.

Baraqiel nodded at that option.

After that the two parted ways.

"Darn, just when I thought I can have an easy life for highschool, I have to babysit." He sighed scratching the back of his head.

"Babysit?"

Zeru turned around to see Raiga and Satsuki.

"Well it looks like during my first year in high school I get to bodyguard Baraqiel-san's daughter.

"You mean Thunder Beard has a daughter?" Raiga said in dislbelief.

"Who is she?" Satsuki asks.

"Himejima Akeno…."

"Who?"

"Some girl that annoys Zeru." Satsuki giggled.

"She hot?"

"Eight point five out of ten." Zeru stated

"Dam she must be hot *slaps on the back of his head* Fuck!"

"So what is that makes her annoy you? You both like teasing." Satsuki asks

"Yeah but the way I tease doesn't give off the feeling of someone wanting to be in their pants… Unless I want to."

"So you're saying that the way she teases makes it sound like she wants some of you?"

"Well she's half fallen angel, and you how the female's bodies are developed and their personalties are."

"Yeah..." Raiga said with a smile remembering the female Fallen Angel's he saw at the institute there voluptuous figure and…

"Want me to make him work part time at the Okama Cafe?" Zeru whispered into Satsuki's ear while Raiga had a derpy smile with a slight drool

"Nah, I can just destroy his stash."

"Here's the map and diagram of his room." He gave her a folded piece of paper.

"… I swear you you're almost like a professional stalker."

"Hm, maybe I should get a job in home land security then?"

"I would rather die, if they let a pervert like you look at a monitor connected to every camera in the world or country."

"Since when have I ever done a perverted act? Besides I'm not gonna have a bottle of lotion with me….If I want soft hands." Zeru chuckled.

"You're a stalker and a freak." Satsuki said

"But I don't peek when people are changing. So how was your first date in the summer?"

"Oh it was fun, watched a movie, Baka over here cried."

"Oh really?"

"Shut up I didn't cry!"

"He cried at the wedding ending."

"Awwww, he does have a romantic side."

"Shut up!" his face turned red.

"So how was training with Hisako-nee?" Satsuki asks.

"Well, it was strenuous but it was worth it."

Satsuki giggled.

RING

Zeru then picked up his phone.

"Moshi moshi? Ah, hello Najima-san… What?... Okay, hope everything turns out well, advice use Viagra that will help. Ja ne. *hangs up* Great now my favorite shipping company is on hiatus, child making issues. Guy to stubborn to want a kid."

"How sad." Satsuki said.

"Your pity for me is soo convincing."

"Well I think it's great that he wants to have a child."

"Uh technically his wife wants it and is forcing him."

"Don't matter."

"Oh, Raiga here." He hands him the ticket.

"Thanks man, Momo-chan here I come."

"Dude, in front of your girlfriend ?"

"I didn't mean it like that, asshole!"

"Why is that people must remind me of my body part? Ah hah maybe it's way of remind of what body I have. Ah I have such a thoughtful friend."

"GO TO HELL!"

"Be sure to call us, if you get in trouble alright." Satsuki asked in a concern tone, worrying about how her friend will be on his own.

"Don't worry, I'll be fine. Well see you guys, I'm gonna home." He said waving to his friends as he walked home.

Hyoudou Residence.

During dinner.

"So Zeru, got any plans for the summer?" his father asked.

"Hm, well I will be going off an errand, might take a day for me to get done, so I'll be home the day afther tomorrow."

"Well make sure to call us to lets know." His mother advised.

"Hai, Okaa-sama. So did Issei told you, that I got him tickets to an anime convention."

"Yes and we said he could go."

"By the way where's Issei?"

"He's at Mothhama-kun's house."

"Figuers. So are we still doing that bet Tou-san?"

"What bet?"

"Me and Tou-san betted that Issei won't get a girlfriend when he's in highschool. I bet against it."

"I see so what's the prize?"

"The satisfaction of being right and two hundred thousand yen."

"Well, I will bet against you.

"Eeeeh Okaa-sama, doshite?" he said with a hurt look

"Well, despite his… needs as a young man. I do believe there is a girl will look past his slight pervy side.

"… I envy you perseverance for Issei. *places a fold up piece of paper in front of his parents.* These are the numbers for single girls that I know who will date Issei, in case of emergencies."

"That isn't necessary."

"Do you want to have a deadbeat son, who will later have a career in writing large Oppai Doujins That won't sell due to the amount of too much emphasis on Oppai? And him owning a Hentai shop?"

His mother than took the paper.

"I thought so." He smirked

The front door opened.

"I'm home." Issei said.

"Welcome home." Zeru said with a smile.

As Issei sat next his brother and started eating dinner.

"So Issei done anything perverted?" he asked with a smirk.

Issei did a spit take.

"NO!" he yelled.

"Really, could've sworn young perverts at your age would do something that burns the passion."

"Guh,"

"Well I'm done, thank you for the food Okaa-sama. Oh and good luck in your pointless future of being a Harem King Issei-kyun~"

Issei glared at his brother.

As he went upstairs…

RING

His phone rang as he picked it up.

"Moshi moshi, Zeru desu~….Ah Auntie Natalia…Where are you… Fine I'll pick you up…"

Later he than arrived outside of the guild, where he saw his teal haired aunt, Natalia Kamniski outside leaning against the wall.

"Yo." He greeted his aunt.

The teal haired women looked to see the young teen and immediately.

"Gah." He was immedailty pulled by his aunt and his face was planted on to her chest.

"I missed you Zewu~" she said in a happy almost teenage girl tone.

"*Pushes her off him.* Geez you're drunk." He sighed.

"Mou~ I didn't get to enjoy the warmth of you pressing against my body~" she pouted.

"Damn half succubus..." He sighed, as he grabbed her hand, walking her home.

"You're grip, has become so manly now~"

"Shut up you drunkie." He rolled his eyes, walking at a faster pace.

As they were walking a certain type of hotel was in their sights.

"Ah, I see try to get your first from he huh~" she teaed noticing the love hotel.

"Can you just shut up." He then created a magic circle, and brought his aunt's hand to the circle.

"So forceful~" she said still intoxicated.

"Shut up and add some of your mana to the teleportation circle." He said, since he didn't have enough mana to teleport at long distances, because of his restricted mana.

"Okay geez, your such a meanie." She puffed her cheeks as she added in the mana, making the circle glow more brightly.

"There happy?"

"Yes now come on." He said as, they got onto the circle.

The two were then teleported outside the Hyoudou residence.

"Yay home~"

"Come on let's get you less wasted."

Guest room.

"Geez, your already in your thirties and you have to act like that." He shook his head.

"Well look at you having a huge set of balls already." Natalia said now not drunk, thanks to a tea with a drop of potion Zeru made for dealing with drunks.

He then noticed her left shoulder was bandaged, making his expression change into that of concern.

Natlia looked at her bandaged wound.

"This? Don't worry it's just scratch, had to deal with a stray devil that was in the area. Got some good cash though."

"I see."

He immediately hugged her with his pressing against her shoulder.

"Don't worry, I don't die that easily." She assured him, hugging him.

Zeru tightened the embrace, trying to cling on to one of the person he views as family.

"Guess you're still a kid huh." She chuckled stroking the back of his head.

Zeru let go, as he regains his composure.

"You better not." He said with a childish look saying 'You better keep your promise.'

"Heh, so you're doing another favor for the blacksmith?"

"Yep, leaving tomorrow. Gonna go to Nidvalier."

"One of the Nine Realms huh?"

"Yeah, don't worry I'll be fine it's not like anything could go wrong."

"You know by saying those words, you put yourself into a deathwish."

"Yep, thrilling isn't it?" he grinned.

Natalia then took something out of her back pocket and tossed it to him.

Zeru caught it and it was a pamphlet titled 'Signal Academy.'

"What's this?"

"Something optional for you if you want to train and get better combat experience."

"You know I was going to eventually ask you for training?"

"And I would've answered no, since I made a recommendation for you to one of the teachers."

"What happened to the fun Auntie I knew that let me used a glock when I was seven?"

"She's still there, but don't you think you should get a proper education in combat?"

"I suppose."

"Good. Well goodnight." Natalia left the room.

"Yeah night."

The next day.

Zeru was standing outside of an abandoned building

He then checked his phone, received something.

[Recoil Rod

Attack: C

Defense: C

Charge Rate: D ]

"Okay I received the Recoil Rod."

"Okay, now check the new feature I added." Said Hephaestus.

He then saw a '+' signed next to the weapon named and pressed on it. With that it revealed some new features, the first one was an icon of the recoil rod, but instead of the energy blade tonfa it was now replaced with some sort of casing making it look like a regular tonfa and the second was blank.

"What's the blank space for?"

"That will be depending on you."

"So I can create my own features to the weapon?"

"That's right, the weapon is programmed to respond to your thoughts. Also the metal I used for the recoil rod is made out of high quality steel and its density can increase by magic or using the recoil rod's energy when in it's non energy mode."

"Okay anything else?"

"Nope, that's it. Good luck kid. *hangs up*"

Zeru then received the teleportation stone from the magic circle, gripping on the stone he was immediately consumed in flash of light.

As he flown through the dimensional pathway in the magic circle.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" he screamed as his body was being moving at a high speed, as it goes throught he dimensional pathway leading to the realm of the dwarves.

BZZT

Suddenly the dimensional path way made a glitch sound and it had green sparks.

Zeru didn't notice this as he was screaming his lungs out, as his body was diving at high-speed.

Unknown Location.

"GAAAAAAAH!"

A magic circle then appeared in the sky as the young teen was falling from the sky, screaming.

"AAAHH, DAM YOU HEPASTEUS!" he screamed as he was diving down at what seemed to be solid earth. As he managed to move his arm out, with the magic glove equipped, with a snap of his finger, a magic circle was created and…

"ITAAI~" before he could even summoned the intended cushioning item from the circle, his body fell flat on the circle, which cushed his fall but it just gave him pain.

After about a couple minutes of lying flat against the circle, the circle disappeared as he fell flat on the ground.

"HOOTTT!" he screamed feeling the sudden strong heat from the ground

While covering his face from the pain, worrying that his face was burnt He then saw the environment he was now in, the sky was dark, and there was an intense heat in the air.

"Dam it, it's fucking hot." He wiped the sweat off his head, as he took off his hoodie and tied it to his waste, revealing a black sleeveless shirt.

Elsewhere.

Meanwhile inside a throne room. A man around his thirties, wearing golden helmetwith two horns curled up, was sitting on a throne observing the black haired teen in a crystal orb.

"Now let's see how you deal with being in the realm of fire, human." The man chuckled.

"Loki-sama, Odin-sama requests your audience." A soldier said, to him as he entered the room of the God of Mischief.

"*Sigh* Just when I was enjoying the show. Well no matter." Loki said mentally as he followed the soldier.

Back to Zeru.

"Dam, what's with the magma, is this some kind of outdoor forge?...I'm so lonely."

As he searched around the area, all he could see was, lava running through the veins of the ground, sparks of fire spewing every where, and soot.

"Damn this is strange, there hasn't been any people at all? Where is everyone?" he wondered.

Suddenly two fireballs appeared in front of him. He then got into a fighting stance with his recoil rod out in it's incased mode, sensing that those weren't regular fireballs since they emitted a presence.

The fireballs then began to change shape as they began to take humanoid shaped forms. One had a bestial like appearance with two horns, and the other had muscular figures welding swords of fire.

"Okay gotta remember my Nine Realms research let's see a realm full of fire and fire people or demons…FUCK I'M IN MUSPEILHEIM!"

Asgard.

"*Chuckle*" The god of mischief chuckled, feeling that the human realized what realm he was now in.

"What's funny, brother" asked a man with blond hair wearing helmet with wings, and he had a hammer hanging from his belt.

"Oh nothing brother, just thought of a joke."

Muspheilheim

The bestial type fire demons clawed at him, as Zeru managed to dodge them using his enhancement magic. He then thrusted with one of his tonfas into the chest of the fire demon.

"The hell?" he was surprised that the tonfa went through the fire demon.

The horned fire demon, opened it's mouth releasing a wave of fire. Zeru dodged it, since it didn't had a wide range, and dispersed his right tonfa as he prepared to use his glove.

SNAP

With a swipe of hand and a snap with his fingers, he slashed at the demon with water, hoping to it to split in half. But unfortunately it wasn't enough to wound it as the water's effect was decreased due to the intense heat and was immedialty turned to steam.

"Fuck."

The warrior-like fire demon, made it's move as it attacked. Zeru re summoned his right tonfa and blocked the attack with his left. With his right tonfa, the front tip was glowing as he then thrusted at the demon, upon contact at the demon, the demon was pushed away by the recoil effect as pressure of the attack caused it to disperse.

"One down."

The bestial fire demon lunged at him, as it repeatedly tries to claw at him. The tonfas then began to glow as the energy blade sharpened, causing the claws made of fire to be dispersed. With that he thrusted with both tonfas, destroying the demon in an instant.

"*Phew* Finally." He sighed in relief.

Suddenly more fire demons appeared.

"…Okay time for round two *Gets into a fighting pose. But then sees the growing number of fire demons.* On second thought…*Runs away* AAAAHH."

He then ran like a student running away from an angry butch female gym teacher.

As he kept running, a magic circle appeared.

"Hm go in the circle or deal with fire demons…Circle." With that he entered the circle.

Loki's Throne Room.

"Now then lets see how you deal with this one." Mused the Trickster God, starring at the crystal orb.

Another Realm.

"AAAAAAHHH!" Once again, as he came out of the circle from the sky as he fell flat on his body.

As he got up he notices that he was in a new world now, it had cloudy dark skies, various mountains.

"Okay dark fields and a lot of mountains. Wait Nidvalier means dark field, so I'm finally here yay~ Nothing can possibly go wrong now. Alitte breezy though *puts his hoodie back on* Much better… I wanna make a new friend it's lonely talking to myself… Should I narrate my POV? Well What could possibly go wrong?"

As if on cue when saying those dumb words which usually ends up making things worse, the same green magic circle appeared which then made a large muscular being with armor and metal brass knuckles.

"GRAAH! DAM THAT GOD!" yelled the beast in a battle cry of anger.

"Eeeew ugly…Oh and me in my big mouth."

"Hoh? A human, heh I was looking for something to crush. You will be easily crushed by the strongest troll Ulik." The troll cracked slammed his knuckles together, making a loud sound of metal clashing.

"No thanks, I prefer to be in one whole piece." Zeru said equipped with his tonfas and ran through a magic circle he created. Passing through the circle, made him to disappear. Just as he was thinking he would outmaneuvered him.

"!" His eyes widened as he stopped at his tracks to see the troll in front of him already, .

"Hoh, so a human thinks he can out run me? FOOLISH!" The Rock Troll then launched a punch at him, which came at him at a high speed.

Zeru's body glowed adding another enhancement to his body increasing his reaction time , which caused him to immediately block the attack with his tonfas in a cross formation in It's energy bladed mode.

Hitting the energy ignited tonfa, the energy made a pulsing sound causing the troll to be pushed back a couple inches away.

"Grr." The troll stomped his feet gaining traction.

Zeru sighed in relief, now knowing that he can use the recoil effect of the energy as defense against physical attack. But unfortunately that method would not work a second time, the tonfas energy was warped no longer in it's straight form due to the strain of blocking the strength of the troll.

"Shit, I forgot these nine realms guys have superhuman stats. How am I suppose to…*gets punched* GAAH" he felt the force of the two metal knuckles press against his body, causing him to be flung at a distant.

His body thrown against the rocky wall of a mountain.

"Fuck…" his body was in critical condition, his left shoulder was broken, along with his right leg, his chest felt like the bones cracked, and blood dripped from his mouth.

The Rock Troll, was walking towards him.

"Of all the Trolls Ulik is the strongest! Ulik is the most powerful!" declared the Rock Troll

"Great one of those guys that talk in third person. Hah *cough* If you're so strong then why waste time with a human? How sad for a being such as yourself to play with a bug like me. I bet you're only strong because you only pick on the weak huh like a mean playground bully."

The Troll glared at him, as he tightened the grip on his knuckles. Using his anger as sort of a distraction, a magic circle appeared underneath his not badly damaged arm. The circle then created a pulse sound, causing his arm to raise up pointing at the Rock Troll.

SNAP

With a snap of his fingers, he fired off a magic bullet at the side of his cheek.

"Shit, was hoping I aim at the eye." He sighed, as his arm dropped.

Seeing the wound he made at the troll was healed.

"Fuck. Guess his species also has a healing factor."

"Time to die!"

As he closed his eyes, awaiting his end.

Suddenly there was sound of metal clashing and sounds of pain and growling.

"Brunhilde-sama, what should we do with this person, he's badly injured." Said voice that sounded like a girl in her teens.

Zeru weakly tried to open his eyes to see who was there now. As he tried to see, he could see two people were female and were armor and a short perosn.

"What the hell, Valkryies? Does this mean I get to go to Vahalla? Well so far I haven't done anything heroic, unless blackmailing perverts from messing with girls counts. But maybe they might make an exception based on my young age and good looks lol… Fuck, time for nap." He thought, as he closed his eyes.

The dwarf then saw the inactive Recoil Rod and picked it up. As he was starring at the weapon, he recognized the craftsmanship.

"Don't worry about him, he must be Hephaestus's errand boy. Guess he got lost." Said a gruff male voice

"So I can leave him to you Eitri?" Said the voice of an older women.

"Of course." Eitri answered

"Then I'll be taking Ulik away then. Rossweisse, stay here and help look after the boy." The older Valkyrie named Brunhilde said as she left with the unconscious rock troll.

"Yes, Brunhilde-sama." Said the young Valkyrie named Rosseweisse.

The young valkyrie named Rosseweisse then casted a magic circle under the human teen, as his body was levitated. His body then egan to glow as the bleeding was slowly stopping.

"Alright young one, let's head back." said the King of the Dwarves.

Rossweisse nodded, as she motioned her hand as the circle followed her, as the two headed off.

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