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Rated: M
"That's proof right there."
The males all glanced up at Jean's comment, rather eager to see any definite evidence that Levi really was with that combat medic.
"What is?" Eren blinked, seeing that Higurashi was simply walking by the stables with his face buried in a notepad, "That's not much to see."
"If that's not favouritism, then I don't know what is," Jean shrugged, "Higurashi is free to do whatever he likes while we are stuck shovelling horse shit for the afternoon," He huffed slightly, "Higurashi must be a really good lay."
"Even Petra isn't exempt from cleaning," Eren stopped for a moment, staring hard at medic, who was now scribbling in his notepad, "Higurashi really does have to be important to Captain Levi if he doesn't have to clean like the rest of us."
"That's not fair," Connie complained, "Even if Higurashi looks like a cute girl," His face turned a bit defensive when everyone stared at him for the comment, "What? Just stating the truth here!"
"Of course Higurashi is exempt from cleaning," Armin sighed, wiping the sweat from his forehead, "He's the only medic in the Survey Corps! He's on duty at all times and he has to deal with all of our medical paperwork."
And as expected, he was utterly ignored.
"He's coming this way!" Eren hissed as he and his comrades all stood up straighter and slammed their hands to their chests in a salute, "Medical Officer Higurashi!" And it was clear one thing was obvious once Higurashi finally stopped before them with a bright smile.
He really was as cute as a girl.