D&D #14
I continued walking toward the center of the city with Warren beside me. It was amazig that he had stood toe-to-toe against MacArthur, but I still wondered where Milla Jovovich came from. 'Who cares? At least I don't have to deal with him amymore, plus I get to torture Kanye for eternity. It's a double whammy of fun for me.' About three minutes into the journey, Warren sat down and sighed.
"A penny for your thoughts?" I asked him, looking down at him.
"When are we going to find the other three sins?" He asked as a response.
"I don't really know. They pop up in random pla-" I was cut off by a voice coming from one of the windows.
"Feed me. Feed me your souls now." The voice said. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that voice is Gluttony's. I forgot who Gluttony was, though, so I told Warren to stay put while I drew my sword and investigated. I then found Gluttony, but the he that I suspected was actually a she.
"Hello, son of Satan. I've been waiting for you. Come join my feast." The voice said in a creepy voice.
"Forget it, Snooki. Not happening." I said, to which she turned around and looked even more atrocious than when she was on Jersey Shore. Her hair was falling off, she was walking with a limp, and her stomach was as big as an elephant's foot, not to mention the fact that she smelled like she was feasting on rotten flesh for centuries. (Oh, wait. She was.)
Anyway, she then ran at me, and turned into a rotten-smelling ball of skin, which hit me before I was prepared. I dropped to the floor, only to have her hit me again the same way. I coughed up blood, and rotten patches of my skin began falling off of me. Before she could hit me a third time, though, I managed to roll away from her attack, and as she wondered where I went to, I appeared behind her, sliced her legs off, then ended it with a killing blow to the gut, to which my reward was an explosion made of entrails, stomach acid, and leftover food. Warren ran in and immediately covered his nose from the smell.
I looked to him and could only say these words: "Now I know how clean freaks feel."