Hey guys I'm back with another one-shot. I also want to thank everyone who reviewed, I love you guys. I got the inspiration for this when I was watching Victorious. So enjoy!

Oh and before I forget,

Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' It or this victorious themed episode!


JACK

Argh! This summer heat is getting more and more unbearable. Especially since we are outside the dojo waiting for Rudy to come and unlock it. Milton is frantically wiping himself dry as he hates sweating while Eddie is using Phil's menu to fan himself and Jerry is spread out on the nearby table. I am sitting on the table next to the one Jerry is lying on, along with Kim who is calling Rudy every minute asking where the hell is he. This is the fifth time.

"Rudy, do you mind hurrying up? We're like boiling over here!" Kim shouts into the phone when he finally picks up. There's murmuring on the other side but I can't make out what he's saying.

"Oh, I'm so sorry Grace! I wasn't supposed to call you. Bye!" she quickly cuts the phone and curses under her breath. She dials another number, hopefully the right one this time.

"Rudy, do you mind hurrying up? We're like boiling over here!" She shouts on the verge of snapping. I think the heat isn't helping either.

"…"

"No, I don't care if you have athlete's foot and can't walk, just get in your damn car and drive here!" she shouts annoyed.

"…"

"Of course I'm right. Kim Crawford is always right." She says smugly and then cuts the phone, I roll my eyes.

"What'd he say?" I ask

"He said that he will be here in 5 minutes tops, I hope he's right otherwise he's gonna get it" she says irritably. A few minutes later it seems that it has gotten even hotter, so much that Jerry removed his over-shirt along with me while Milton, who is wearing a headband for some strange reason, is fighting with Eddie over his makeshift menu fan. I look over at Kim and see that she has tied her hair up into a bun and is about to take of her crop top off when Rudy comes running in at full speed. He was running so fast that he couldn't stop himself and crashes into the entrance of the dojo. So close!

What am I saying? Kim is just a friend, a good friend… nothing more, nothing less. Although, I wouldn't mind seeing her in a bikini… I hit myself for thinking like that. Stupid teenage hormones! I was so lost in my chain of thoughts that I didn't see that everyone has already gone into the dojo except for Kim who was repeatedly waving her hand in front of my face and calling my name.

"Jack… JACK!" she shouts in my ear, making me jump.

"Ow, Kim!" I say rubbing my ear. She just shrugs her shoulders and walks inside with me following close behind. I was expecting a blast of cool air when I enter the dojo but instead, I was greeted with the same hot atmosphere as outside.

"Oh no! The power is out! What are we going to do? God help us! We're all going to die of heat stroke, or worse dehydration!" Milton shouts melodramatically, clutching his hair.

"Calm down Milton! We'll just find another way to cool off" I say reassuringly.

"I've got it! Let's go to the beach!" Kim shouts excitedly.

"YEAH!" we all agree.

"Oh, how about we use my brother's recreational vehicle!" Eddie says

"His what?" Jerry says confused and we all face palm.

"His RV" Rudy says "and we can hook it up to my car and drive it there!"

"That's a great idea. Let's meet here at the dojo in 30, ok?" I say and everyone nods.

"Oh and Rudy can I bring Julie along?" Milton asks and Rudy gives him a thumbs up.


KIM

I rushed out of dojo and run home quickly. As soon as I reach there, I pack my bag taking everything that I'll need and change into a thin blue tank top with a loose over-shirt which I tie around my bellybutton and some jean short shorts. I let my hair down, brush it and leave the house saying bye to my parents along the way.

I reach there just in time and see the guys and Julie putting their things in the RV.

"Hey Julie" I greet her.

"Hey Kim, ready to go?" she says and I nod. I look around and see Jack struggling with some things so I go over and help him.

"Thanks Kim. Although, I didn't need it since I'm a manly man you know?" he says jokingly. I roll my eyes playfully,

"Really? I don't think Julie agrees with that statement of yours" I say pointing to Julie who is laughing with Milton and feeling his imaginary bicep. He pouts at me making me laugh and trudges away with me following him. Soon, the van is loaded and we depart for the beach.


The RV is so awesome! It's equipped with literally everything and it's huge, you could practically live in here except that there is no bathroom. We were all laughing and having fun when we felt the RV jerk violently, throwing me right into Jack who happened to be right in front of me. He instantly wraps his arms around me to steady me, with my hands landing on his chest.

I open my eyes, not realizing I had closed them, and see Jack's brown orbs staring back into mine. For a while we are lost in our own little world, completely oblivious to our surroundings until, someone rudely interrupts our little moment by clearing their throat. Realizing our close proximity, I felt my cheeks burn and immediately get up and help Jack up.

"Sorry" I say.

"S'kay" he says dismissively, although the blush on his face is undeniable.

"We're here!" Rudy says excitedly when he opens the door, "what's up with those two?" he says gesturing to me and Jack.

"Oh nothing, it's just that they're madly in love with each other and just won't admit it" Eddie says smirking, making us blush harder.

"NO WE'RE NOT!" Jack and I shout together

"Denial" Milton says in an playful tone and I shoot him a death glare causing him to cower behind Julie. We gather our things and are about to head out, only to find that the door won't open. Rudy starts panicking and repeatedly tries pushing on the handle but to no avail.

"I think some idiot parked another RV right next to us" Jack says as peers through the tiny gap the door allows.

"Ok everyone, remain calm and don't panic. We'll just use the windows then" Jerry says smartly.

"Jerry, that's the smartest thing you said all day" Milton says, patting his back while he's grinning like an idiot.

"Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but the windows are bulletproof, soundproof and are sealed in" Eddie says sadly.

"What, why?" I almost shout

"My brother bought it from an international rapper who did it for his safety" he says taken aback my tone.

"What are we going to do then?" Julie asks calmly.

"Try the door again" I say to jack, he looks at me like I'm crazy

"I can't push a 5000 pound RV out of the way, Kim!" he says incredulously

"Well push harder!" I shout at him. That launches us into a heated argument until Rudy stops us, but we still glare at him.

"Oh I know we can call someone to help us. Let me call my mom" Jack says as he takes out his phone.

"Dammit, there's no reception" he says

"I don't have any reception either" I say while looking at my phone. It's the same story with everyone's phone.

"Well, I guess we'll just have to wait then" Rudy says, we all groan and find some place to sit down.

"It's starting to get hot in here" Jerry says as he fidgets with his shirt, "Rudy can you at least turn on the AC?"

"The AC runs as long as the engine is on" Rudy says, fanning himself.

"Well then go on it" Eddie says

"I can't on it because I have to get out in order to do it" he says and we groan again.

"In the meantime, I can tell you guys some of my lentil stories" Rudy says and we all shake or heads.

"Me and Julie would love to hear your stories" Milton says excitedly with Julie nodding her head vigorously.

"Ok so, that one time…" and the rest is blah to me as I try my hardest ignore them and cool down.


"How hot is it now?" I ask with my voice slightly raspy due to lack of water. Jerry slowly gets up and crawls over to the thermometer.

"Almost hundred" he says and we groan. By now, everyone is sweating buckets and slowly stripping down to their swim wear. Milton, Jerry, Rudy and Eddie are in their shorts and basketball tees. Jack is only in his basketball shorts and Julie and I are in our tank tops. Whereas, I have folded mine an inch above the bellybutton and Julie did not.

"There's parts of me sweating that I didn't know could sweat" Eddie says incredulously with his hand on his forehead. I shake my head and something hits me, my fan!

"I have a fan! An electronic fan, with batteries" I say as I ransack my bag looking for it.

"Oh great, hurry up I'm dying over here!" Rudy shouts. I ignore him until I find it and pull it out, breathing a sigh of relief. Everyone is looking at me with a broken-hearted look on their faces.

"That's it?" Julie says sadly,

"That's so tiny!" Jerry says with a pout,

"You teased us" Jack says accusingly. What nerve these people have!

"Fine! Then I just won't turn it on" I say annoyed.

"NO, NO TURN IT ON!" they shout together.

"Ha! Now you like my tiny fan don't you?" I yell at them.


I sigh happily when I feel the wind of the fan hit my face- oh wait it's moving away again. I move my body towards the little wind being generated by my tiny fan as it rotates around giving everyone a chance to experience its cool breeze.

It's actually very pathetic considering that the 7 of us are huddled around a tiny fan trying to cool down but in reality it's actually just making us warmer since we are radiating body heat by being this close to each other. However, that's not the only reason. The fact that Jack is so close to me is making me blush too; he's practically pressed against me as he leans over just to feel the wind.

Wait! The wind! I can't feel it anymore! No it can't be, the fan is slowly stopping. I think its batteries ran out.

"NO! Little fan you can't die on me!" Jerry shouts desperately, grabbing the fan and shaking it with an insane look in his eye.

"JERRY! Calm down!" Jack yells, shaking his shoulders. I look around desperate for some water.

"Does anyone have water?" I ask and to my despair they all shake their heads.

"Maybe we can drink out of the fish tank" Milton says. The fish tank! I completely forgot it's there.

"When was the last time you cleaned it Eddie?" Julie asks hopefully,

"Wait, we're supposed to clean it?" he asks confused and we all face palm.

"Look that those fish, mocking me at how they're so cool and swimming in water" Jerry says with the same insane look and his face pressed against the fish tank.

"Uh Jerry, I don't think that's a good idea…" I say unsurely,

"Kim, if he's so desperate, who are we to stop him?" Jack says as he lays a hand on my bare shoulder sending shivers down my spine even though it's so hot that we can melt. Jerry ignores us and dips his head into the fish tank drinking some of its water, totally grossing me out.

Jerry takes his out and pukes in Milton's bag, grossing me out further, "Maybe not my best idea" he says looking like he wanted to puke some more. I avoid looking at him and glance around and see that Rudy's head is in his bag.

"Uh… Rudy? Why is your head in your bag?" I ask warily,

"Because it's cool in there?" he says it like it's a question. I eye him suspiciously and go closer to him causing him to hug his bag tighter. There's something sticking out of his bag, wait… it's a bottle cap! He has a bottle with him, I can't believe him! I immediately pounce on him and wrestle for his bag.

When Rudy finally lets go, I almost tear open the bag and find a water bottle in there, my suspicions were correct.

"You had water and didn't share with the rest of us!" I accuse him.

"I'm sorry! If I shared it then I wouldn't have any left for myself" he says sheepishly. I gawk at him,

"There's nothing left! You drank everything!" I shout angrily and glare at him causing him to whimper. Jack takes the bottle from me and turns it upside down,

"There's only enough to fill the cap" he informs. I take the bottle from him, open it and pour the remaining water into the cap.

"Then we'll just have to do with a capful. Ok, everyone line up, except for Rudy" I shout and they do as told while Rudy just pouts,

"Everyone will get one tongue dip and no sipping" I say sternly and they nod. I inch the cap closer to me and dip my tongue inside, immediately a cooling sensation enters my mouth as I put my tongue back inside. I carefully pass the cap to Jack who does the same and passes it to Jerry. He slowly dips his tongue inside and then puts the whole cap inside his mouth.

We scream and all lunge at him while Eddie tries to remove the cap from his mouth. Jack and I force open his mouth and Eddie manages to remove the cap.

"There's nothing left!" Eddie shouts,

"Way to go Jerry! Now there's nothing left for us!" Milton shouts angrily,

"I'm sorry! I was desperate!" he retorts. We all groan and continue sweating.


JACK

Its official, I cannot sweat more than this. I try to swallow, but it pains too much to do so. I squint my eyes at the thermometer and see that the temperature has risen to 103. I look over to Kim who is spread out next to me with her head on my lap. Her bellybutton is exposed along with a lot of her stomach, so is her long, beautiful legs. I avert my eyes, blushing as I push the inappropriate thoughts away.

"For the first time in my life… my tongue isn't moist" Kim squeaks as she feels her dry tongue. I give her a sympathetic look and she smiles dryly at me. Rudy gets up and walks over to the door,

"It's no use pushing on it" I say

"It's at least worth a try! Desperate times call for desperate measures" he says and I shake my head. What happened next totally shocked us, the door… it opened! We all jump up and run out of the RV screaming in joy and thanking the Gods. I run over to the cooler and take out all bottles of water and pass it around. Kim gratefully takes the bottle from me and gulps the water down.

"Thanks I needed that" she says happily and unexpectedly put her arms around me, I didn't hesitate to hug back even though we were very sweaty. She nuzzles her face in my neck, making me smile

"Oh Jack I'm so happy that we managed to escape" she says, although it sounds a bit muffled.

"Yeah" I breathe, stroking her hair. We pull away and smile at each other

"So… who wants to head to the beach?" Jerry shouts, and we all cheer and run towards the ocean. Leaving Kim and me behind, I was about to say something when she drenches me with the water from the bottle.

"Oh, it's so on!" I shout running after a laughing Kim.


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