Hey guys, what's shaking? Oh and thanks for all the lovely reviews. So I'm back with another one-shot and this is an all dialogue fic. The summary for this is: Kim stays home from school because she's sick and Jack goes to her house to keep her company since her parents aren't home and also to force her to eat her tablets that she's scared to eat by herself in case she chokes to death. Onto the story now!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kickin' It.

"Hey Ki-"

"You're late"

"Well sorry for attending detention to avoid another detention because of what happened last week"

"Oh yeah, I remember that. Good times, good times"

"Anyways, what's up?"

"Gas prices"

"Okay… what's cracking?"

"Nutshells"

"Really? Fine. What's popping?"

"Popcorn"

"… well played Crawford"

"Thank you. Now did you bring my medicine?"

"Yup, here you go"

"You brought tablets!?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I never eat tablets! I always eat my medicine in liquid form"

"Well, stop whining like the baby you are and eat your medicine like a good girl"

"…"

"Ow! Just eat it Kim, it's not like you'll choke to death or something"

"You just made my biggest fear of eating tablets stronger"

"Just shut up and eat"

"But they're so big!"

"Kim"

"What if I try to swallow but it gets stuck in my throat"

"Kim"

"What if I can't swallow and the bitterness of it kills my taste buds?"

"Ki-"

"What if the tablet is so small that it goes down the wrong tube?"

"…"

"Ow! Did you just throw a flashlight at me?"

"Ya, you need to lighten up!"

"Not funny"

"Ok now eat your medicine so that we can do our homework"

"But-"

"Not Buts, ifs, ands or any other connecters"

"… Whatever"

"It's so simple, just put the tablet at the end of your mouth and-"

"Swallow? Got it!"

"No Kim you can't swallow without water"

"J-Jack I'm choking!"

"KIM! I got you don't worry"

"Urgh! I c-can't believe I ch-choked"

"Well it was pretty stupid of you to swallow without water"

"…"

"What don't give that look, you didn't listen completely"

"Fine doctor Jack tell me what to do"

"Okay do the same, without the choking, and with some water"

"…"

"Good, now the other one"

"But that one is so big!"

"You can do it, come on relax… breathe… don't panic… good you're on track"

"You sound as though I'm giving birth"

"… Just do it"

"…"

"Yeah, now don't you think I should get rewarded for that?"

"How about a kiss?"

"Really?"

"Ya, on the side of your head… with a metal bat"

"Your sarcasm hurts"

"That's cuz you're as useful as the p in psycho"

"..."

"So the history of Martial Arts is very interesting"

"…"

"It all started when- you don't care do you?"

"No, keep talking. I yawn when I'm interested"

"Haha. Anyway, why didn't you pick up the phone when I called you?"

"I was busy"

"I called right after it went into voicemail!"

"So?"

"Did you die that very second?"

"…"

"Ow, is it really necessary?"

"Did it cause you physical pain?"

"Yes"

"Then yes, yes it is"

"…"

"Hey, is that a promotion for the new iPhone? I so want to buy it"

"Ya, knock yourself out"

"…"

"I didn't mean it! Jeez woman, would you stop hitting me"

"No"

"Why? Are you on your period or something?"

"…"

"Ow… okay I deserved that"

"You sure did"

"Let me look at it too"

"..."

"WOW, 800 dollars!?"

"I know right?"

"Well in that case, it better be bulletproof, waterproof, fireproof and be able to do my homework"

"That's a lot of demands… but I like it"

"Come on Kim, let's go to the dojo!"

"No, I don't feel like it and I think I'm fainting"

"Sell it somewhere else sister, because your acting skills are as bad as your non-existent lying skills"

"…"

"Seriously, stop hitting me!"

"If I don't hit you will you let me stay home?"

"Maybe"

"Please! Pl-please! With chocolate chips and honey on top"

"Kim, that's your favourite topping"

"I know. Please, please!"

"Okay lazy bones"

"Yes! Wait, what did you just call me?"

"Kim, put those scissors down. You promised me you won't hurt me, and I don't force you to go"

"Right, sorry"

"You better be lazy bones"

"You're going to take as much advantage of this as you can right?"

"Yup, now at least get off your bed you lethargic person"

"I'm not lethargic! I'm just… very protective of my bed"

"Come on!"

"No and there's nothing you can do to get me up"

"Oh really?"

"Yup!"

"How about a nice cold downpour especially for you with some mud from the garden oh, and let's not forget those slimy mealworms"

"I'm up, I'm up!"

"Good"

"Why is it so hot all of a sudden?"

"Oh sorry, should I leave the room?"

"…"

"Stop staring at me Kim, unless you can't seem to stop admiring how good-looking I am"

"I'm not staring; I'm simply confused about why girls find you attractive"

"Ow! Okay time to go to the dojo"

"I didn't even touch you!"

"You hurt me, right here. I thought you were my best friend but I guess I'm not. If you need me, I'll be eating a tub of chunky monkey with rainbow sprinkles on top. Which, by the way is MY favourite topping"

"Oh, don't be so melodramatic Jack!"

"…"

"Jack, don't you walk away from me you cocky highness!"

"…"

"HEY! I saw that smirk!"

"…"

"Jack! No, that's the only tub left!"

"Wow Kim, you care more about me finishing the ice cream than my feelings"

"What feelings?"

"Gasp, you are a monster!"

"Wait don't lick the ice cream!"

"…"

"Fine, I'm sorry okay?"

"…"

"Please, pl-please"

"…"

"With rainbow sprinkles on top"

"Fine, since you got the topping correct"

"Yes, now let's have a celebratory hug!"

"…"

"…"

"Woah, I thought we were supposed to hug, not kiss"

"Ya, I think this fever has me hormonally unbalanced"

"As always"

"…"

"Ow! You promised you wouldn't hi-"

"…"

"…"

"I won't do it anymore"

"What? The kissing or the hitting?"

"The latter"

"Good, now give me some rainbow sprinkles"

"You're weird, you know that?"

"But you love it"

"Maybe, you don't know what I like"

"You like my kisses"

"…"

"See! That proves it!"

"Fine I like them"

"So, would you be my Girlfriend?"

"…"

"Kim, I asked you something and are you looking a little green?"

"…"

"Kim, don't just stare at me! Say something"

"YES!"

"Phew, you should have said that earlier, I was beginning to worry"

"No, I didn't mean yes to your question, I meant yes to stop the vomit from that bad seafood from coming up"

"Oh"

"No, don't be sad! I mean yes to your question too"

"Great!"

"So…"

"Pick you up at 7?"

"Will do"

Hope you liked it! It's my first shot at an all dialogue fic, so review!

P.S. I'm sorta running out of ideas so I was hoping you could help me, just a simple topic would be enough. Anyway, REVIEW!

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