"Here we are!" said Homer.
"Moe's?" replied Skinner.
"Of course!" said Homer. "The best place in the world!"
Homer walked up and pushed on the door, which didn't open.
"Why is there a closed sign on the door?" said Skinner.
"Closed? Moe's is never closed. He dosen't close! If he was going somewhere he would of told me!" said Homer.
"There's no lights on inside" Skinner told Homer.
"There's never any lights on. That's what makes it's so good!" Homer replied. Homer began to get annoyed and smashed the glass in the door. Instantly there was a loud bang and a hole appeared in the door, causing Homer and Skinner to jump to the side. Homer slowly edged over to the door, and peeked in the hole. A Shotgun was hanging from some ropes from the ceiling, with a swing around the trigger, tied to the door.
"I don't think anyone's here!" said Skinner.
"Maybe you're right," said Homer.
"Homer walked back to his car, but it wasn't there. Homer looked around and saw it being driven down the street on the back of a truck. Chief Wiggum was standing nearby, eating a doughnut.
"Chief! someone's stealing my car!" Homer shouted.
"No one's stealing your car you idiot," said Wiggum. "Don't park where you aren't allowed to!"
""Illigal? There weren't any signs!" Homer protested.
"Well it's a bit hard to put signs in the middle of an intersection! Park next to the curb next time!"
"Do'h!" said Homer.
"Homer, what are we doing?" said Skinner.
"Let's go to the intenet cafe" said Homer. "I'll find something exciting to do on the internet!"