Disclaimer: Same as last chapter

Previously, on Reading fanfiction: My Immortal

"THIS THING SUCKS"

And now, the conclusion

Chapter 3.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte. I literally have no idea what to write, so just imagine Batman staring at the Bat-computer in shock for 10 seconds. I managed 4 seconds without laughing, beat that!

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert. Am I seriously the only person who is extremely disturbed that a school is giving a vampire human blood when there are children nearby? Also, every word written in this thing is giving evidence for my theory in the last chapter.

I went outside. That was... surprisingly simple and normal. Not like this at all. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!). I'm guessing 'kewl' means 'cool', and no cool boys wear it. In fact, only depressed idiots wear-wait... Yeah, you should be wearing it.

"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice. I don't think that line deserves explaining.

"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. As a Christian, there are no words to express the level of anger I feel right now. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. That's... not cool. It's the opposite of cool. It's UNcool! When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte. Why do people do that anyway?

"You come in cold, you're covered in blood

They're all so happy you've arrived

The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom

She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).

"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice. Awkward. Imagine that in a sing-song voice. You know, when your voice is higher than usual and you say it as if singing?

Suddenly Draco looked sad. Tell me in the review if you guess why! I'm betting that for some reason he's jealous.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. No hot damn tea cakes Sherlock.

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective. Aw, so cute. Yeah... look I'm building up to a big joke, just trust me here.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. Ouch. Mary slutty Sue burn.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled why crawled? back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest!

HOW WILL THE MARY SUE GET OUT OF THIS ONE?

WILL SHE BE THE SATING TO THE BLOND'S EXOTIC TASTES?

WILL SHE BE RIPPED TO SHREDS, AND LEFT FOR CREATURE CHOW?

WILL HER HIDEOUS BODY BE BURNT, UNTIL THERE IS NO LONGER ANYTHING TO BURN?

WILL SHE BECOME GRAWP'S GROSS CHEW TOY?

WILL HALF-GIANT DIGESTION BE HER NEW WIZARD RADIO SOUNTRACK?

WILL SHE HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF HER WORTHLESS LIFE AS A COLD-BLOODED(or warm-blooded I don't remember the difference) KEBAB?

CAN THE SLUT STAND BEING PART OF A TTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRIBLY TASTING SNACK?

IS THERE ANY ESCAPE, FROM HER APPALING, NOT NICE DOOM?

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Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! Wait, so Ebony's name is Enoby, but that's not possible because if so it would be that Enoby's name is Enoby, but that wouldn't make any difference because she's still a Mary Sue.

"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Driving a flying car into a magical forest, duh. Vampires these days...

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. The suspense is almost palpable... he said sarcastically

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Ebony?" he asked. YOU SAID IT'S ENOBY! MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) Why would anyone ever do that? which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. That's wrong. In fact, you should be very scared that the evil person who kidnapped you is leaning in extra close.

And then… wait... SH*T

WARNING WARNING WARNING

suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Oh good Lord st- Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. How is that pos- STOP! He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. But you said he was- I DON'T CARE STOP! Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. Oh no you had to do that didn't you. That's it, I'm breaking a rule; I'm skipping ahead and reading this entire story without commentating.

One Time Jump Later~~~

That was terrible... I'm going to have to do it aren't I? I'm going to have to change it! Computer: activate emergency protocol 0BC

Emergency protocol 0BC activated

~~~An unknown amount of time later~~~

That was WEIRD. Just so you kno, I've just gone back in time to change the fic so that what was in it originally didn't happen.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then…. The changes should be taking affect right about... now!

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" YES! IT IS DONE! I HAVE SAVED THE FUTURE!

It was….Dumbledore! I REGRET SAVING THE FUTURE BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST READ!

AN* Ok, a little explaining; if I were to make this like I was just commentating, it would be a little boring. But, if I put a storyline in it, than it would be much more interesting. And the best part is, it wouldn't have to be in every single chapter; whenever I'm bored, I can just go and put in a plot, maybe even give myself my own villains! I've even got one already! Go check "PT'S Thing Of Comedy" (my old name). And don't worry, the next chapter and the immediate ones following will just be commentary. Probably.

...Plug