Disclaimer: Same as the last two chapters

Previously, on Reading fanfiction: My Immortal

"Just so you kno, I've just gone back in time to change the fic so that what was in it originally didn't happen"

And now, the conclusion

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! So why is there another chapter?

Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily. I don't know how to feel about this drunken Dumbledore. I mean, he swore at the Mary Sue, but he's in this piece of Satanist garbage! Tell me what you think in the review!

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. Keep it coming Dumbledore, show the Devil-worshipping duo who's boss!

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Ok, that is not healthy. Go see a doctor. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. So they already know? How?

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice. So they didn't know... THEN WHY WERE YOU ANGRY?

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. So true, and WHY would you do that! I mean, I know kids as young as 13 have sex (which I don't approve of) but still, you hardly know each other! Every word I see in this is adding evidence to the theory I mentioned. And now, I can add 'Gold-digger' to the problems these two have.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape. Yeah!

And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" No!

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." No, that's wrong. You should... actually this fits in with the biased to Slytherin Snape. Kudos. But in that case, I'm instead mad that he said, "How dare you?" DAMN IT! I'M GETTING CONFUSED!

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us. Good! You deserve it!

"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently. No. She's a vampire. Have some feelings. Preferably negative ones, so that you're in character.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out…. WTF! Oh few, it says 'I', not 'it'...

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, 0: oh no and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. Phew, no sex scene. I was worried then.

Chapter 6.

AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! THEN WHY ARE THERE MORE CHAPTERS!

The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. Have you ever heard of school uniform? Actually, your primitive mind would be unable to grasp the concept. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. Why purple? Also: WHY DIDN'T I ERASE THIS STORY FROM EXISTANCE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!?

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula (ba dum tush) cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. I am seriously disturbed that no one is making a big deal about the fact a vampire is drinking blood in a room full of children. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. Good, someone doesn't like her!

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause the other person was towering over me. He punched me in the face and I died. Everyone cheered. I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. DAMN! He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. Ok, who's the butchered character this time? He didn't have glasses anymore... you're not. and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's You are really not and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. You are, aren't you? He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He hasn't said anything yet. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot O: when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. You mentioned it, not me.

"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice. I wanna throw up.

"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. Let me guess, it's-

"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. Why would anyone call you Vam- Sh*t

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. That's not funny. That is scary. Very, very scary.

"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" he whimpered.

"Yeah." I roared. AH MY EARS!

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

Next time, on Reading fanfiction: My Immortal

"MY EYES!"