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Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! This seems rather worse than usual.
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. Good. He's fu*cking Voldemort, be scared of him. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666 Very original. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR It's going to sound terrible. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron RON NOT YOU TO! I MEAN I HATE YOU AND YOU'RE MY 2ND LEAST FAVOURITE HARRY POTTER CHARACTER, BUT STILL, RON!(although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid HAGRID NOT YOU TO!. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) Remember this for later. or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt Again, more evidence to my theory!. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. You really are.
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. That's random.
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. Hopefully not.
"What the fuck do you think?"I'll wager a guess and say: maybe I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" Let him kill both of you. Everyone will be happy! I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. Why would he be hiding behind a wall... if he was masturbating to her voice just then, I will blow up a building.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) I'll just edit some of that out... there we are! "You fucking muggle bitch" is rather in character.
I started to cry weren't you already crying? and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Aw, isn't that cute :)! Almost makes me forget that she's a gold digger. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily YAY DUMBLEDORE! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." Remember that sentence I told you to remember? You know, how he's a vampire so he can't die that way? Well, I have no idea how he's dead, seeing as how that sentence exists. Sadly.
Chapter 11.
AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me! Wait, someone helped you?
"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. Or he could just, you know, want to respect your privacy and give you time to mourn.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists MY MIND. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide Why do you have one? I'm talking about the steak, though she does have a non-beating heart. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me WTF! And Loopin was masticating to it REMUS NO!! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED er, you have clothes on! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" These versions, yes. I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason I have no idea who these people are by the way on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I was drinking something when I first read this. Pity me. I took my gun YOU HAVE A GUN!? and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…
Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk. What does that have to do with Dumblydore?
"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student STUDENT!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST fu*k!"
"This cannot be." Snap said I agree with the perverted paedophile in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors." I agree.
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. Do you even know what factors mean Ebony?
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!" 0:
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. I agree with the first part of the sentence. Everyone always looks over this, but seriously, this is almost as disturbing as having a Vampire in Hogwarts!
"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. Doing what, and also, you're the one wanking to a school girl Loopin!
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. I-I don't know.
"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan. YES! RIGHT THERE! YOU NAILED IT SNAPE! Anyone wh- wait, since when does goffic=connected to Satan?
"Because I LOVE HER!" You have got to be fu-
Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! Wait, what was that about Cedric?
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy Oh, it's turning into one of THOSE fics, isn't it? but I knew that we must both go together. So, if you slit your wrists then you DO die? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. That was random.
I stopped. "How did u know?" I think he'd know if his scar hurt, idiot...
"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. Yeah, what happened? I'm curious, what happened and what are we missing?
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" I don't find that funny. Not at all.
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Why do you ne- MY MIND HURTS AGAIN! I seriously think that I need some help. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz You can't have paedophiles in a school anyway, especially after they express that kind of behaviour. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them. De'ja' vu.
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. But I thought that Hagrid was already there, and how am I supposed to supply funny commentary when the continuity is all screwed up? It might be an affect of the time travel. Probably is now that I think about it.
"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. But the story already said that he was goffik (or gottik)!
"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. Yes Hagrid, what are they (are they poisonous, do they kill vampires?)
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong Yes) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye is she getting raped now!? and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely. The day you say something wise is the day that everyone loves Justin Bieber.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!" Spellous sayous Latinous!
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep. Yes, I know they were black. I got that from the words 'huge black flame'.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?"
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?" Dumbledore, you were good when you first arrived, but now... I'm sorry but- I can't say it... You- you're- YOU'RE BEING PORTRAYED LIKE IN A DUMBLES!BASHING STORY! RUN! GET OUT AS SOON AS YOU CAN!
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. RUN DUMBLEDORE! YOU DON'T HAVE ALOT OF TIME! dUMBLydore lookd shockd FU*K TO LATE!. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!" No. No he isn't. Who are you, badass!independent!Harry? And why was that not set out as usual? Maybe it's just my computer? I'll find out later anyway.
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss. We really don't care.
"You look kawai, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. 0:
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.
Evidence for my whore/gold digger theory in 3We both looked at each other for some time. 2Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then… 1we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. There it is ladies and gentlemen! It has been a very bumpy ride but we are there at last! Finally, concrete evidence that she is a gold-digger! Oh, I know what you are thinking none-existent My Immortal fanboys: 'But when some people lose loved ones they sometimes jump into another person's arms for comfort!' To them I say this: wait a few lines.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle Go McGoggle! who was watching us and so was everyone else.
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily. -_- BOOM EVIDENCE!
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. That was random.
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. Yeah, what happened? I'm curious, what happened and what are we missing?
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" I don't find that funny. Not at all.
SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I You don't deserve a sweater! Yeah. I went there.