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Previously, on Reading fanfiction: My Immortal
"Dumbledore, you were good when you first arrived, but now... I'm sorry but- I can't say it... You- you're- YOU'RE BEING PORTRAYED LIKE IN A DUMBLES!BASHING STORY! RUN! GET OUT AS SOON AS YOU CAN!"
And now, the conclusion
Chapter 13.
AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG! And we get off on a bad start.
Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared. The suspense is well founded. Anyone would be scared of a friend (in loose terms) being Voldemort's bondage victim.
"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there. Dumbledore, I am so sorry. I couldn't save you from the story.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily. I agree. These are despicable snobs.
"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice. Dumbledore, are you okay? I mean, no one's ok when they're in My Immortal, but are you as okay you can be?
"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged.
"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway."0: I did not expect that. It was actually a good plot twist (I mean, once you disregard the fact that he's out of character, but we abandoned the idea that these are faithful representations of the characters at the first sentence.)... Ok it was terrible. then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!) Depends on the gay guy.
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. That is not healthy. Go see a doctor. Preferably now. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair! NO NO NO NO NO NO! You know what, I've been too good to this thing, I am putting my foot down! You can't just cast a spell and go to Voldemort's lair! If it was that easy, he'd be dead already!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!"
"t was….. Voldemort! Does that mean Draco's dead again? What was the point of bringing him back to life? Wait, don't tell me, it's because the author sucks.
Chapter 14.
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! If that was true then this story wouldn't have made it this far.
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. Warning: This is a chapter in My Immortal. Those wishing to possess any IQ above 1 may wish to avoid.
We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail. There are no words to properly explain this paragraph. Just know that it sucks.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" I actually have no idea what that means. That speech was so bad I can't make sense of it. he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun WHY A GUN!? You are wizards, use magic. he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) I can actually feel my IQ dropping.
"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" "No" asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily Is it wrong that I agree with that?. Then I stabbed him in the heart Though that is pretty fu*ked up to. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. Ouch.
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly. Why are you crying? Is it because you realised that you're a gold digging whore?
"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! I am not laughing... We could hear his high heels clacking to us. Ok, I laughed at that. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CRYING!
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." That last bit seemed unnatural.
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco. No, that's Ebony.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Ok, that's true. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Don't remind me. Vampire likes me I repeat what I just wrote and now even Snaketail is in love with me! Fair enough, but he's a bit too much on the dead side for my tastes. I just wanna be with you ok Draco! She says to keep him from realising that she's a gold digger. Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful? As a Christian, there are no words to express the level of pure HATRED I feel right now!" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) Well those people are idiots. "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
Chapter 15.
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein!
"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!" Strange, I can't help but feel that we've read something like this before.
But I was too mad.
"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" Why are you mad at him? Surely you would want to keep pretending to love him in order to keep your cover. I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire Is this a love triangle now? Jeez, she's worse than Bella. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work She should be doing anything but advanced work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. What does transfiguration have to do with biology? Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco! *Sigh* I don't know.
"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. I disagree! Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. Draco, be honest. Do you just want to fu*k her, or be with her. Either way you're an idiot.I fucking love you!." Then…. he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) When did this happen? right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) . Believe me, I want to. Also, I think that the singing Draco isn't the real Draco. I think that when she was transfiguring things (still don't know why) Ebony's subconscious need to be the most popular person made her transfigure something into who she thought would be the most helpful person in fulfilling her desire. The real Draco probably committed suicide again.
"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers AGAIN, I'm getting a feeling of De'ja' vu (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin why is the pedo-wolf at Hogwarts again? shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. A bit convenient. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
Well, those were actually the most boring chapters so far. I'm serious! The main reason that I couldn't make many good jokes was that I didn't have good enough material! Anyway, see you later.
Next time, on Reading fanfiction: My Immortal
"Who knew Voldemort was such a good singer"