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Chapter 16.

AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese! A: You can speak Japanese? I don't buy it. I find it hard to imagine that someone with the limited brain capacity that you possess could comprehend the processes of speaking Japanese. B: Well done Raven, and congratulations with breaking ties with the Satanist. Anyone who would do so –even for a limited period of time- is ok in my book.

We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. 0: Ok Ebony, I hate you and all (as do all the readers) but if your transfigured boyfriend gets a boner from someone who's not you, you should re-transfigure him or ditch him, even if you're a gold digging slut. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched I'm sorry, are we missing something?. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Do people actually do that? Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers! DON DON DON! Also, who knew Voldemort was such a good singer. And wait a minute *laughs for a full minute* Does that mean that, if this is the real Draco, he got a boner from the guy who had him bondage?

"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" Wait, what? I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them" What is going on?

"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what. You mean when you kidnapped her and had sex in the forest? And also (I know I'm saying that a lot) does that mean that the whole Voldemort's band thing was actually an hallucination?

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT." An escort to Hogsmeade which is less than 2 miles away.

"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" Or he's just an idiot. I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily. I think he just gave you his answer.

"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! Or he just likes those songs and it has nothing to do with you?

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." Just for the record, I don't know what that means, but seeing as how this person is an idiot I'll just wager a guess that it was supposed to mean hi. she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in Japanese More or less the same thing). "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." So shouldn't Ebony be expelled because she's, you know, an idiot? (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily. No. That is incorrect.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said. And any chance of them becoming friends again is thankfully thrown out of the window with that line.

"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak." 0: You sick, sick sociopath.

"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."

B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping." Oh no, it's time for boring school girl shopping trips.

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

"No." My head snaped up.

'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" If that means that she stops being your friend, hopefully yes.

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all." (Let me just turn off my sarcasm measurer for a moment, it would explode) OH THX SATAN! I WZ WORID FR DA MOMENT DAT YOU R A PREP!

(Sarcasm measurer now has been back on)

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!) Who, vampire?. Or me.

"Dumblydore. DUMBLEDORE!?" She sed. "Let me just call our broms."

"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.

"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go." Why were you in his office?

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE How can he be hotter than him, but not be hotter than him at the same time? and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."

"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera." Seems that Lupin is returning to his paedophilic roots.

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit. :0 'very low-cut with a huge slit'

'low-cut with a huge slit'

'huge slit'

'HUGE SLIT'

'HUGE SLIT'

'HUGE SLIT'

"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said. Don't waste your products on her. She's not worth it.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary. Disagree.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?" Is it just me (more than possible) or has that 4th word changed.

"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight." VOLDEMORT NO! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!?

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" SUSPENSE! DRAMA! CINEMA SINS RIP-OFF!

Chapter 17.

AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr! Raven, don't do it.

Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Hargird kept shooting at us to cum 0: back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came. Hargird went away angrily.

"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said. I won't bother.

"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic. Bet you that she to is a slut!

"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.

"Yah." I said happily.

"I'm gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. *RAGE* B'loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires NEVILLE NOT YOU TO! They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there….I gapsed. If anyone's making fun of anyone, then you're the victim.

Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers! Wait, what? I mean, I guess that Ebony's subconscious predicted that this would happen or something, but what about YOUNG VOLDEMORT?

"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!" WOHO GO VOLDEMORT!

"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…DUMBLYDORE! Wow, Dumbledore's badass again! That is, if you can ignore the poor choice of clothing.

Chapter 18.

AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. Look, this is... not interesting at all, so what happened the night before?

(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.) ...I suddenly wish I never asked.

Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys. Oh Lord, I'm in Hell.

"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow. For once, I agree with the Mary Sue, this needs a explanation. B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi. Look, we don't care, explain all this.

"Those guys are so fucking hot." Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.

"….DUMBLEDORE?1!" we all gasped. But you already knew that it was Dumbledore, why are you confused?

"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!" Me to! Explain!

"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?" I think that it's terrible.

Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1. I can't believe that Dumbledore wants to be a goth!

"BTW you can call me Albert." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes. I am dying inside.

"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted. He's a little old for that.

I was so fucking angry. Something we both have in common.

Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise

AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11 Ebony's a pureblood? But Draco called her a Muggle bitch!

All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go. Wait, didn't this already happen? Also, WE DON'T CARE!

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive. Is he cheating on you? I wouldn't be surprised.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot). Depends on the guy.

"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik) Oh no he's in his emo phase. I mean, more than usual.

"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.

"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.

"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.

"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted. Jeez, you always have to make it about you, don't you Ebony? Why can't you just let someone's life not revolve around you for a change (besides the fact you're a gold digging slut who has a subconscious need to always be the centre of attention)?

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the do

or. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot. Why is this in caps?

Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated. YOU CAN'T APPARATE IN HOGWARTS YOU FILTHY SLUT!

"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?"

Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore. Oh, that kinda makes sense, Dumbledore can apparate in Hogwarts. Though that doesn't explain why Hagrid's with him.

"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?" Perverted old man.

"U no who MCR r!" I gasped.

"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. "Anyway Draco has a surprise for u."

Chapter 20.

AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again. My eyes are being poisoned.

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! "R u gonna cum rape me or what." I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo. SO WHY ARE THEY IN HOGW-wait Snape?

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns." he growld angrily. Why would she have condoms, did Draco leave some over?

"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.

"Fuker." He said, gong away. I notice we didn't get an answer to that. Take that however you like.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped….Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1 0:

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now) Who's snake, is that Snape? He's a teacher!

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat) Wow. That's actually correct. I'm surprised.

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lumpkin shouted angrily.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.

"You dimwit!." Snake began 2 shoot angrily. And then…I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything. That is wrong, I don't care if the Paedwolf did it to you, that is immoral and wrong.

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. So you tell them to run off- then run off like a cowardly little bitch. Seems in character. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

"WTF where'd Draco?" I asked him.

"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum."... Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? 0: 2 the concert?" Oh phew.

Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said 'ENOBY' on it. Oh that's... so creepy and stalkerish.

….I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. Jeez, get a room you two! Actually, never do that. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner. And no one cares!

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