AN:Ok so this is chapter 2 I'm going to be setting up things I forgot to before like Joeys ninja rank, living arrangement, etc. Also he won't be paired with anyone because he already has his own wives/girlfriends and such you'll meet a few much later maybe like during the training trip arc of canon and the end of the naruto arc overall maybe one more not sure yet. Whatever Naruko disclaimer please.

Naruko:Yatta thanks for picking me Author-Sama, Gameipedia owns nothing but plot, omnians, and his explanations of how things work unless stated with an AN now enjoy the second chapter.

Outside Hokage Tower [Joey POV]

'Hahahaha can't believe I just left the old man like that, whatever well he'll probably test me for my rank tomorrow so I'll ask about caring for the Naru's then too.' "I'm hungry" *Gurgle* "Yep I'm hungry but what to eat ramen, dango, or...I smell fried rice" After my musing of food I look and find a chinese esque restaurant. "Welcome to the 'Yellow Dragon' what would you like sir?" Just as I was walking in a girl came up to take my order she was 4' 4'' and very petite with a very small like just barely an A-cup chest. 'A loli in a china dress... this is too cute.' "Umm do you have fried rice?" " Of course" "Ok then I would like a large bowl please." "Right away sir" "Oh and I feel rude for asking but how old are you, I'm only asking because you're a waitress so I'm assuming you're older than you look." "Thanks for being polite about it I'm 18 your food will be done in 5 minutes by the way." "Right thanks then" I figured I might as well do something to pass the time surprisingly while looking around I saw a karaoke machine. 'Might as well see what they have.' So I walked over to the machine and started to look through. 'While I would question how they have songs by band that don't exist in this reality I'll just right it off as somehow my fault.' "Let's sing this then." I find a good song, select it, and hit play.

Shake Tramp by Marianas Trench

"Did I let you down to get that sound"

While singing I notice other patrons coming in specifically the Ino-Shika-Cho fathers and the four 'Ice Queens' Yugao, Anko, Kurenai, and Hana.

"And break my knees to get release"

It also seems that none of them noticed me, but I was wearing a hood the whole time anyway, or rather a hooded trench coat sort of thing [AN:think the cloaks Organization XIII from Kingdom Hearts wear but without the metal bits and an acorn brown color]

to them I'm just some brown haired, green eyed, [AN:I think my eyes are an olive color but don't know if olives exist in the Narutoverse] adolescent.

And you needed some just to take you from

And I hit you more

Is your face still sore?

[POV:Shikaku]

'So this is what he looks like, seems like Neko noticed too' "Excuse me a minute guys I need to confirm something." Choza looks at me strangely but Inochi seems to understand "Sure thing me and Choza will get seats." "Thanks"

I notice Neko walking towards him as well and signal her over

"...It was never mine

And I can still pretend

I guess it all depends

I'm still a little crazy all the time

But I can try to hide it..."

"What is it Shikaku-San?" 'She's acting oblivious as to not give us away.' "I think we should 'greet' our friend after his song."

"Try a little more

a little more

a little more"

"Sure I need to 'talk' to him about something anyway." "Alright." "They slap you like a bitch and you take it like a whore"

[POV:Yugao]

Even though I really wanted to interrogate this bastard on how he knew who we all were with our masks on Shikaku had a good point that we should wait to not interrupt him and cause a scene. 'Doesn't mean I like it' I think irritably.

"What a cheap perfume

I hate this room"

"You ok Yu-Chan you look pissed off." Anko asks me worriedly, for her at least meaning in a childishly playful manner. "Yeah I'm fine it's just that asshole from before."

"So testify

But I still tried"

"You mean Shikaku?" Asks Kurenai "No that guy singing-"

" And you need that stamp

Little handshake tramp

And you hit me more

And my face is still sore"

"-is that guy from before you know when me and Anko brought Iruka-San to the hospital." At the mention of Iruka I saw Anko tense a little 'So she does like him, always figured she did.'

"Sorry but I tried

It was never mine"

"Wait it's a kid!" Kurenai exclaimed in an unbelieving shout, after which it became unbearably 'quiet' 'What just happened?' "Did you just call me a 'kid' Kurenai-Chan?" ""Whaaa!?"" 'How did he move so fast!?' "Sorry loli-looking Waitress-San I'll be taking my food to go I guess." "H-h-hai sir."

[POV:Joey]

'Can't believe this brat called me a kid, whatever.' "Omnian Technique:Selective Mass-Teleport" I put in a big poof of smoke to add the illusion of a jutsu as to not make the civi's panic I guess. "Now little Nin-Chans a few rules to follow, #1:DON'T call me 'kid' or any other young person descriptive though you may use 'brat' if I piss you off, #2:I'm actually much older than your whole F-ing universe, and #3:If I tell you to do something you do it no questions asked, are we clear on this Jonin-Chans, Anbu-Chans, Hokage-Chan, and Danzo-Chan?" "You how the hell"- "I'm an immortal deity Danzo-Chan did you really think I would show my whole bag of tricks to anyone especially civi's of all people?" Stricken silent as you should be old idiot lucky you I have a use for you now otherwise I would so kill you good intentions notwithstanding. "well see you all later I suppose Reverse Teleport" again a poof and now I'm alone 'Hmm I should visit the Narus now I guess'

Naru-Duos Apartment [POV:Naruto]

'This feels strange but good... WAIT A MINUTE this is me I'm thinking about I mean sure she's a girl but still thinking this about myself is like thinking about a sister!'

[POV:Author]

Right now naruto is thinking strange thoughts you might be asking why so lets look back about two minutes "Author Style:Flashback no Jutsu"

"What are we going to do about sleeping Naruko?" "what do you mean we'll sleep in the bed of course." "But there's only one." "So we can share." "But-" "No buts Naruto it's fine we're the same person anyway kinda." Naruko lays down in their bed with only a shirt and boxers on 'she would only be sold those at stores that let her in for like 200% the price they wouldn't give her bras either as shown by her C-cup breasts showing through her shirt a bit' and pats the other side for Naruto, who's only wearing boxers to lay next to her. He does so they say goodnight and Naruko falls asleep immediately unfortunately this is where Naruto who's still awake discovers that she glomps in her sleep but instead of a pillow is using Naruto and well, as said before she has no bras... "Author Style:Flashback Release"

[POV:Naruto]

'Dammit this is really weird what the hell do I do here' 'You could just relax, enjoy, and GO THE HELL TO SLEEP!' 'Wasn't asking you Kurama!' 'Just shut up and go to sleep brat.' 'Grr, fine Kitsune-Baka' 'Don't call me that brat.' So I try to take kuramas advice but then I hear a low whimpering sound "N-no d-don't touch me there" The instant I hear that the killing intent of both Mom,Dad, and I leaks out of my body waking up Naruko from whatever nightmare she was having. "Huh wha? What's wrong To-Kun?" "Ko-Chan what kind of dream were you just having?" I somehow manage to spit out calmly. "Don't remember." "'Kay that's fine then hehe." "Hmm ok good night To." "Night Ko." After this she heads back to sleep and soon I do too.

[POV:Joey]

'Damn they're sleeping guess I'll just wait until morning then no use in wasting anymore of my depleted energy waking them or using Dream Walk to tell them something that can wait.'

[The Next Morning POV:Naruko]

I wake up feeling refreshed the events of yesterday still in my head. 'I have a brother now, well a male version of me but still a brother in a sense.' "Morning To-Kun." "Morn'" "Good Morning Naru-Duo!" ""Whaa!"" Who else is here, an intruder? "Who the hell are you, a villiger wanting to kill us again?!" "No, but what do you mean by try to kill you, and by 'again'?" Suddenly the Nii-San's voice gets scary and my 'brother' and I recognize him. "You're the guy who helped us last night." I say "Yup" He replied Jovially "Why are you here?" Naruto asks him. "First to see how you are after yesterday, and also offer to train and adopt you two." He says in a nonchalant tone. "Adopt us?" I question him about it considering no one else ever has. "There's maybe five other people who I think share the right to do so besides me but their current occupations would make it difficult. Also it's the least I could do while I'm here considering I messed with your lives a bit if only by accident." He says Cheerily "So you'll live here?" Naruto asks "Nope, well yes but no I can't explain it because it involves things you have no understanding of but I made a 'Pocket' so to speak in your closet that when I activate it will open to my 'room' I guess like magic." I'll admit I got lost on most of that but I got the magic part "you can use magic!" I say amazed "A bit your reality doesn't have any though so the recharge is slow so I don't use it much." He tells us. "Oh ok." I'm a little let down about that but it doesn't matter much I mean a ninja with magic thats just stupid. 'Why do I feel like i just insulted a lot of people?' "So what about training us." Oh yeah I forgot about that part good thing To remembered. "For this week until your team placement I'll get you two up to par with the others in your class as well as teach you both a cool move I know and something extra." ""What cool move teach us 'tebane!"" He smirks "you'll see."

[Training Ground 42 POV:Joey]

'Lol 42' "Hehehe, right well first things first each of you make a clone." ""Hai Sensei."" Two separate 'poofs' and five clones per Naru. "Ok you each made five like I figured meaning your controls aren't that great. Now one of each clone follow me." ""Hai."" Once the originals can't see us I stab both of them and walk back to an angry Naru-Duo "Hey what the hell!" "Why'd you stab us!?" "Not you your clones thus you learn the secret, whatever you clones learn you do, though it doesn't work for physical things but for information and muscle memory they're amazing, though you would need inhumanly large chakra reserves to use it effectively." "So only someone like us could use this method?" 'So glad they're smarter than canon if only a bit' "Yup." ""Yatta!"" "Ha now each of you make ten clones to send to the library one for each subject Math, Language, History, Science, Health, Tactics, Stealth, Physics, Wind Properties, and Etiquette, don't ask now you'll know why later just do it for now. I'll continue when that's done." So after about five minutes they're ready. So I take a little surprize out of one of my coat pockets. 'This is going to be so fun.' "Alright first things first what I have in my hand is called Chakra Paper it is used to determine a person's chakra nature both of you pump a bit of chakra through it ok." ""Ok sensei"" "Also just because I'm teaching you this I'm not your teacher so just call me Joey ok?" "Right!" "Ok Joey." They then start to pump their chakras into the paper and unsurprisingly they both get cut through the middle of the paper. "Ok good thats means you are both wind affinated. Now before I teach you anything cool You'll need to train your bodies as such you will both train to get your physical strength before anything else though I'll have you train your nature manipulation because the technique I'm going to show you is pure wind manipulation and has almost no chakra cost." ""What is it called?"" "The Air Scooter it's a move invented by an air nomad, a kid from a group of people from another minor multiverse for fast land travel, also it's fun." "Coool." This was Naruto. "Mmhmm." And Naruko. "Right so anyway get working I expect you both to be able to do it at least a bit by three days, each of you make one hundred clones have them grab a leaf and cut it with chakra any that do it will make a new one and dispel, while you two start by running 10 times around the field ok." ""Ok Joey!""

AN:Soo this is chapter two and for those who don't know the Air Scooter is from Avatar:The Last Airbender very good show both action and plot wise. Oh and considering I'm writing this in one day I think I'm pretty good I can only really Write on weekends because of School so yeah, chapter three will be next week, bye-bye and kill the non-believers lol just kidding go play LoL instead, it's probably the more fun option.

AN2: please don't complain about lateness of ch 3 it coming school kinda gave me an uppercut then I got distracted by a LOT of other things sorry, ch 3 will be here by tuesday at the latest.