AN:Nothing much to say... I'll give a list of worlds I will visit, or reference, the ones i'm sure of anyway:Negima, Angel Beats, Madoka Magica, Fate/Stay Night, Vocaloid, Yuru Yuri, El Cazador de la Bruja, Sacred Blacksmith, Accel World, SAO, Bleach, Hitman Reborn, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, Familiar of Zero, Kamidori Alchemy Meister, Katawa Shoujo, Soul Eater, Rosario Vampire, Harem Party, Pokemon Adventures, Harry Potter, Eragon, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, Everlost, Journey to the End of the World, Kingdom Hearts, The World Ends With You, Sharingan no Shana, Alice in Wonderland, Skyrim, Darker than Black:gemini, Mass effect, Spirited Away, Avatar:the last airbender, Fairy Tail, ChAos HeAD, Hidan no Aria, Girlfriends,Toradora, Kokoro Connect, Monster Girl Quest, Rave Master...Theres more but I should really start the Chapter
Negi, Oliver, and Naoi:But how are you going to-
AN:Shotas' SHUT UP I'll think as I go! now chapter Start!
Joey:Game Owns nothing but me, Omnians, and Plot, Enjoy
[Same time as at the Narus home around Narukos' Nightmare POV:Joey] [AN:Sorry for Longness of this "^.^]
'You really should figure out how to change Worlds at some po-[AN:*Cough Cough*] umm right I need convince the clan heads to let me teach their kids'.
While pacing inside of the council chambers fully immersed in how I was supposed to convince them it's no wonder I noticed their presence but it didn't register them being there. They were all tired I suppose not only because of the time but also from the meeting earlier, Hiashi was the only one who did not look tired outwardly but you could tell in his eyes he was, everyone else had varying degrees of tiredness with Shikaku seeming like he would fall asleep at any second.
"*Clears Throat* were you the one who called us here Joey-San?"
"Oh Shikaku-San, and other clan heads sorry I didn't notice you here I was busy with my thoughts. Yes I was the one who called you all here with Hiruzen-Sans permission I have a proposition for you all, as well as a question."
After I said this they were all quiet for some time. 'I guess Shikaku is the representative for them'
"What kind of proposition do you have and what's your question?" Asks Shikaku after a few minutes of thinking.
"Right so you are the rep during these things eh, well then my proposition is if you'll allow me train your kids, the second is if I can teach them things from other worlds?"
"So your asking if we'll condone you training them in the first place, even though you'll be doing so regardless," 'Smart guy to pick up on that.' "but you seem worried about the second thing, I guess you don't want to teach them such things without some form of parental consent."
"The training for some of what I have planned is a bit cruel by normal standards yes, but I also want to teach them because they remind me of some of my own kids a bit." This shocked them all a lot and I didn't know why until I remembered I only look sixteen years old. "Just to remind you I'm much older than I look." This calmed them down.
"Right, well I can't speak for the rest but I'm fine with you teaching my bothersome son if it'll help him get stronger."
"Thank you Shikaku, well what about you others then?"
For a minute no one moved until both Inochi and Hiashi raised their hands.
"Figured in anyone was gonna say something it'd be you two, ok Inochi first then."
"What did you mean by 'cruel' before?"
"Haa Shit, well I will make them throw up at least on the first day, push them past all their limits to see what I need to work on you know, I will Probably go into their minds and umm." "I really really don't want to say this, damn it" have them witness the death of those they care about in extremely brutal manners, later though of course." Before anyone could yell at me Shikaku intervened.
"Why?"
"The first time is most painful accounts for many things in life and honestly seeing this will make them push to never have to see it ever again, you all know I'm not wrong, besides It'll be later I promise." Inochi just gestures for Hiashi to go
"Why would you want to train my daughter, she's weak?"
"I don't play politics Hiashi, I know why you treat her like shit-" I threw a kunai at his chair before he could start to yell at me "don't say you don't, is because you're trying to keep both your kids from getting that damn seal of your family, as to my why the reason I'm teaching any of them, they have potential and I;m bored with nothing to do, hahaha. But back onto topic here do I have your consents?"
Everyone gives me a nod or voice of approval
"All right bring them to training ground 9 at noon tomorrow then see ya." Poof
and then my shadow clone dispersed.
Present Day POV: Joey
'Ok it's around 8 O'clock right now meaning I have about 4 hours to find Sakura and Sasuke and convince them to come to the training ground, shouldn't be that hard.' As I was thinking this I was also walking toward the Uchiha compound to find said afore mentioned emo and bring him with me. After about 5 minutes of walking I came across the compound and walked inside, I heard sounds of exertion coming from what appeared to be the backyard of the main clan building so naturally I walked back there to unsurprisingly saw little Sasu-Chan throwing kunai and shuriken at training dummies. "Nice work to be training this early brat." Hearing me he started and turned to face me. "Who are you and how did you get in here?" 'He really is a rude kid but I guess I'll let it slide for now considering.' "My name's Joey and I'm here to offer you awesome advanced training as long as you do me a favor."
"Why would I"- "I don't give a damn about your name kid so don't try that shit with me, I'll say this once you can just say yes do my favor and get amazing training or say no and NEVER get strong enough to match your Bro"- "DON'T SPEAK OF HIM!" 'Damn this moody brat' I think in irritation. "Fine but if you train with me I guarantee you'll be strong enough to confront him." 'Aww, look at him and his internal struggle it's so cute when people are put into an internal conflict.'
"I'll do it, what is your favor." I smirk and laugh just a bit in my head at how predictable he is.
"Come help me convince your pink-haired fangirl to come with us." At this is eyes bulge and he looks like he's about to yell/complain. "I need her for something also you will be training with a few others from your class as well as 3 already 1 year genin so don't think you'll get any special treatment." He just stared at me comically for a bit before huffing and saying his Uchiha trademark 'hn'.
"Alright then let's go get pinkie then whahaha." So after that we went to said pinkettes home asked her parent for permission for said training and because they had no real idea what it was going to involve said yes so with the 2 of them in tow I got to the training ground at 11:30. "Ok then you 2 everyone else should be here in around 30 minutes, I have to go to training ground 42 and get 2 people though so I'll be back here at 12 maybe a bit late by a few minutes in the meantime I want you both to stretch out and run 5 laps around here for a small workout ok, poof my clone here will keep watch on you for now, oh and when a man with a bowl cut and large eyebrows comes you will then ask him what to do ok?"
"Hai sensei" "Hn"
"Please just call me Joey, well I'll be off see ya in a bit."
Ten minutes later at training ground 42 POV:3rd person
Both Naruto and Naruko were tired to say the least, they spend the whole day and night working on cutting a leaf with chakra using themselves and clones but finally just as Joey arrived they each managed to cut one of their 100 leaves each. ""YATTA, we did Joey did you see did you huh huh!?""
"Hahaha yes yes, I saw you two but for now come with me we're going to another training ground so you 2 can train with other some others who I'll be training as well ok?"
"Alright" "Gotcha"
And so the three set off to training ground 9 to meet up with the others. Sadly when they got there what greeted them was a fate obsessed, 'I should fix that soon' thought Joey, Neji staring down Sasuke with Ino and Sakura cheering for Sasuke, Choji sitting with shikamaru eating chips while said Nara watched the clouds, while Kiba and Lee were both looking at them hoping for a fight for 2 different reasons, Hinata and Tenten looking on worriedly again for 2 different reasons, shino was just watching stoically like the underrated badass he is, and the parents/guardians and Gai were looking on about to stop the impending fight when Joey said something that was going to get most of the areas occupants try to kill him."Oi, Shemale-Mooneyes and Emo-Uke stop staring at each other and kiss if you want to, both fangirls shut up to pathetic excuse for girls acting like sluts while your just 12, Fat-Ass and Lazy-Ass stand the fuck up you pieces of shit, Bun-Hair and Female-Mooneyes stop standing around fidgeting like a pair of weaklings, Gai-Mini and Lil'-Pup stop staring at them like a pair of gay perverts, Shino your cool so nothing about you, and why the hell aren't you adults stopping these 2 trying fight each other when they all should be training, well do any of you have something to say about your shitty selves hmm?!" '3, 2, 1"
"""WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY/CALL ME!?"""
"Omnian Technique: Mass Reverse Teleport" poof and all of the adults disappeared while hearing Joey say "They need to hear what I'm going to tell them trust me it'll help them a lot in the future." "You know what I said kids and I'm the guy who's going to train you so unless you want to experience the most horrible fear you can imagine via genjutsu you will all come stand in front of me and be quiet for a bit or I could also send you the the ICU if you prefer physical pain over mental trauma." with that they were all obedient and stood in front of him. "Now first things first you all know these 2 right?" At this he pulled both Narus in front of him and then all of the Leaf 13 to-be besides them got headaches, after which they all looked at the two wide eyed except for Hinata who had slightest bit of blood coming from her nose which Joey cleaned before anyone noticed he then took some smelling salts from another of his trench-hoods pockets and put them under her nose to wake her up when she did he continued. "Ok now the reason for both of them being here is because of certain circumstances the two separate universes for these 2 fused into one luckily the only change was these 2's gender so only those that know them like a lot of people in the village were affected by it. Now down to important things for this week I will train you all to exhaustion and then even further to make you all in shinobi with godly potential,any questions?" For almost a full minute everyone was quiet until Shikamaru asked the golden question. "Why?" "That's because you all have such amazing potential it would be a travesty not to, and on a more personal note you all remind me of some of my friends and children." At this all theirs so bugged out so Joey elaborated. "I have multiple wives and am much older than I look young Genin to-be. But, Now that all of that's out of the way." At this a dark aura started to emit from Joey that promised a glimpse of hell to those he was about to teach and as such they all shuddered. "Let's start shall we."
AN:Yes this is short but I'm not really going to write them training because 1. It's boring and 2. I can use small flashbacks to show such things being learned when they are actually needed.
Next chapter will be team assignments more into Joey's character and Hopefully I can get some sort of schedule now maybe monthly or biweekly I'm need time to think things through I have a lot of major parts in my head it's all the time in between that's hard. Well whatever Peace Out, enjoy life and have an Almond Joy see ya next time on Drago-err I mean SJAE! bye bye.