This is the crackiest couple I can think of. It's comeplete and utter lameness and failness. The sorty has nothing to do with the Princess Bride. Does this even count as mature? Read at your own risk.

Gilbert Beilschmidt is a private eye with a lousy work ethic and a crummy apartment. After accepting the case of a snobby socialite named Roderich, he immediately regrets it, but hey, booze money's gotta come from SOMEWHERE, right?

Chibitalia finds a spider, and Holy Roman Empire comes to the rescue.

¡Mera idiotez su táctica de "Hipnotismo"! No sabía si era un genio, un idiota, un genio haciéndose el idiota, o un idiota haciéndose el genio... Escocia/Gales. GalesxInglaterra

A oneshot for a friend on quizilla.

Antonio, had always been tempted by a siren, who he could not seem to block out those tempting songs it sang. His siren, or his treasure was Alfred. A very tempting treasure that had a dark side, that could end anyone.

They will never know I exist. They will never know they had a mother. They were meant for greatness. And they can't have that with me. This is the Story of My death. My name is Awenasa, Mother of America and Canada. Lyrics from an old Navajo lullaby used.

AU. The Cold War ended with America dealing the killing blow to Russia. Now England is sending the surviving nations to another Universe. Prepare for the heads to start rolling. USUK. Spamano. Gerita. One-sided FrUk. Character Death.

Caer en tentación es normal, pero Alfred solía abstenerse de eso. Pero no ese día. Ahora dejaría que la tentación lo dominara, ese día tomaría a Arthur como suyo y rompería con la perfecta imagen del "pequeño niño" que tenía éste en su mente. USAxUK.

After having to stay with with Ludwig for a while, Lovino begins to harbor strange feelings for the German. This is the story of how their feelings came to be. WOW, this summary really sucks balls, huh? FAIL SUMMARY IS A FAIL!

Lovino lives with Spain, and Feliciano lived with Ancient Rome, and now lives with Austria. Will the boys ever have the chance to meet and live with one another? Only time will tell, and whether of not Spain will have sanity. Spanking in later chapters.

Inglaterra es de los pocos países que soporta la risa de Estados Unidos, o trata de soportarlo. Es que es tan irritante. Pero no todos conoce que también puede ser adorable.

It's raining men! No literally, this dude just fell from the sky! Well, actually it's an angel. And... he's beautiful. Where does this leave me? UsUk

It's 2042 and WW3 is in full bloom. All nations have been kept under the watchful eye of there government. After major bombing to London, Will this been the downfall of Britain? Of England? Of Arthur? FrUK. Warning: Character death!

"You were never supposed to mean this much to me..." It's the end of WWII and Germany finally admits his country's defeat to the allied forces, but what reasons did Italy have for switching sides in the first place? One sided Germany/Italy oneshot

Natalia is struggling with her sanity at World Academy. She feels herself sinking deeper and deeper into dread. What will it take to keep her from drowning? Maybe some help from a "hero" and his brother? Terrible Summary. AU Snapped!CanadaxBelarus

England comes home from work with a...surprise. But will he be able to use it without Matthew interrupting? FACE family fic, sorry if it's no good. Also for himewarrior926

Another letter-fic. When Germany sends Italy a letter proclaiming his love, before going off on a mission that may kill him, how will Italy react when he realises that he loves him, too? And what about Italy's religion's views on homosexuality?

Someday he would be better. Someday he would be accepted. Someday...someday the hero would recover from his fall. May turn into a USUK fanfic later on. Rated for themes.

"You are lucky. You were born white. Your only flaw is your sexual orientation, and even that is something you can hide. Look at me. I can't hide the colour of my skin, but I would never want to. I'm proud to be me."

Un extraño acontecimiento se convertirá en el comienzo de su gran confusión. -Rusiafem&PrusiaFem Universo Alterno-

Serbia gets and unexpected visit from a certain Croatian on a winter morning. SerbiaxCroatia. Rated for language and mentions of sex.

wacth as alfreds and arthurs dauter finds love while in germany and slowly comes out of her shell rating may change

10 song Drabble with Hetalia. Main couple GERMANYxITALY but with a couple other couples as well.

"Well, see, Alfred, I didn't write this letter just to be mean to you on your birthday. Well, that was my intention at first, but... just calm down about it, okay? And just know, that no matter how much I yell and nag and how ignorant you are..."