Tweek Tweak likes Coffee
Craig Tucker Why am I not surprised?
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Leopold Stotch likes Kim Kardashian
Wendy Testaburger What did I tell you Butters?
Leopold Stotch You're just a hater Wendy!
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Craig Tucker changed his cover photo
Token Black Nice family picture, I like how you and Ruby are flipping the camera off.
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Clyde Donovan #TuckerProblems
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Kenneth McCormick Does anyone have a cat I could borrow?
Stanley Marsh Not this again…
Kyle Broflovski Seriously don't do it Kenny.
Kenneth McCormick I don't want to cheese. Karen is sick and I wanted to cheer her up.
Eric Cartman It's not our fault that you're too poor to afford you own cat.
Kenneth McCormick Fuck off.
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Craig Tucker likes Stripe Tucker
Kenneth McCormick Did you seriously make a fucking fan page for your guinea pig?!
Craig Tucker t(-_-)t
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Leopold Stotch I think it's real sweet how much Craig loves Stripe.
Craig Tucker Stripe is better than people
Craig Tucker Stripe is better than EVERYTHING
Kenneth McCormick Okay then.
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Kyle Broflovski - Stanley Marsh
Can you please water my crops on Farmville?
Stanley Marsh - Kyle Broflovski
No.
Kyle Broflovski - Stanley Marsh
Please Stan, they're dying!
Stanley Marsh - Kyle Broflovski
Good.
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Wendy Testaburger Always stand up for what you believe in.
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Eric Cartman Boo! Boo Wendy! Boo Wendy Testaburger!
Wendy Testaburger Go to hell.
Eric Cartman I'm sure it's a lot better than reading your stupid, hippie statuses.
Wendy Testaburger If you don't like it then UNFRIEND me!
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Bradley Biggle My sister accidentally locked me out of the house and the spare key is missing. Can I stay over someone's house till my mom comes home?
Stanley Marsh How do you accidentally lock someone out of the house?
Henrietta Biggle Yeah. It was an 'accident'
Bradley Biggle What do you mean?
Henrietta Biggle Don't worry about it.
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Ruby Tucker likes Justin Bieber
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Craig Tucker I'm so ashamed to call you my sister.
Ruby Tucker t(-_-t)
Craig Tucker t(-_-)t
Ruby Tucker t(-_-t)
Craig Tucker t(-_-)t
Ruby Tucker t(-_-t)
Tweek Tweak GAH! I think Ruby wins this one, Craig.
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Craig Tucker Hey Tweek guess what?
Tweek Tweak What?
Craig Tucker t(-_-)t
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Ruby Tucker HAHAHAHA!
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Karen McCormick changed her relationship status to In a Relationship with Ike Broflovski
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Kenneth McCormick KAREN! This better not be true. I'm not letting this happen. Nuh uh. You're a baby, you're too young for boys!
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Karen McCormick changed her relationship status to Single
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Kenneth McCormick Good, that's more like it. I'm glad I was able to talk some sense into you.
Karen McCormick You didn't. Ruby hacked my Facebook and changed my relationship status as a prank.
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Kenneth McCormick Oh, okay. Carry on then.
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Stanley Marsh I am a stupid turd.
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Kyle Broflovski Are you okay, Stan?
Shelly Marsh He's just admitting who he really is.
Kyle Broflovski Okay?
Sharon Marsh Shelly, give your brother his phone back.
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Clyde Donovan tagged Craig Tucker and Token Black in his profile picture
Ruby Tucker Aw how cute! Craigy is smiling!
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Craig Tucker Go to hell, Ruby. Why are you even friends with her, Clyde?
Token Black Because he totally wants to get with your little sister.
Craig Tucker Over my dead body! Clyde get your stupid ass online!
Clyde Donovan Because she added me? And I'm dating Bebe.
Ruby Tucker So do this mean you're not getting me anything for our anniversary?
Clyde Donovan Sorry Ruby, your big brother doesn't approve of our love.
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Craig Tucker Clyde, I will fucking end you!
Tweek Tweak Relax, Craig! GAH! They're just joking!
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Craig Tucker They better be.
Clyde Donovan Are we? ;) You're so cute when you're overprotective, Craigy! xD
Craig Tucker t(-_-t)
Bebe Stevens They are definitely joking.
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