Author's Note: There were a few characters who did not have a last name (Pete, Michael, Firkle ) So I gave them one, I hope you guys don't mind too much. Thanks for reading this, I'm so glad you guys like it!
Kevin Stoley is now friends with Stanley Marsh, Craig Tucker, Kyle Broflovski, and 23 others
Leopold Stotch Welcome to Facebook buddy!
Kevin Stoley likes this comment
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Laura Tucker - Craig Tucker
Craig Thomas Tucker! I just got a call from the school and you're not answering your phone. Why are you getting in fights at school, young man? I thought we had been over this.
Ruby Tucker likes this
Craig Tucker - Laura Tucker
Mom it was just Clyde and he totally deserved it.
Clyde Donovan Did not!
Craig Tucker Go away Clyde, nobody wants you here.
Clyde Donovan I hate you Craig :'(
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Pete Klein - Mike Makowski
Stop following us, it's getting really creepy.
Mike Makowski - Pete Klein
I'm not following you.
Michael Butler Yeah, you are following us.
Pete Klein, Henrietta Biggle, and Firkle Sawyer like this comment
Mike Makowski You can't prove anything!
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Kyle Broflovski has invited Stanley Marsh to play Candy Crush Saga
Stanley Marsh Kyle, I know you're my best friend, but I will seriously block you.
Kyle Broflovski No you wouldn't. Can't you just play one game with me?
Stanley Marsh Try me. Nope.
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Kyle Broflovski has invited Stanley Marsh to play SongPop
Stanley Marsh Kyle… Alright, that's it.
Kyle Broflovski Stan?
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Kyle Broflovski WTF Stan blocked me on Facebook!
Kenneth McCormick likes this
Kenneth McCormick You just couldn't resist, could you?
Kyle Broflovski Shut up Kenny, it's not funny!
Kenneth McCormick Actually it is pretty funny.
Sharon Marsh Do you want me to talk to him, Kyle?
Kyle Broflovski Yes please, Mrs. Marsh.
Kenneth McCormick He's going to be pissed that you got him in trouble.
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Token Black changed his relationship status to single.
Tweek Tweak GAH! I'm sorry Token!
Clyde Donovan We'll find you a new girlfriend! You're a stud!
Token Black likes this comment
Craig Tucker That totally doesn't sound gay Clyde.
Clyde Donovan SHUT UP CRAIG! STOP BEING MEAN!
Craig Tucker t(-_-t)
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Wendy Testaburger changed her relationship status to in a relationship with Stanley Marsh
Bebe Stevens Why am I not surprised?
Wendy Testaburger Can't you just be happy for me?
Kyle Broflovski Dislike.
Kenneth McCormick Don't listen to Kyle, he's just mad that Stan's not talking to him.
Eric Cartman Or he's gay for Stan and is pissed he's not getting any up the butt.
Kyle Broflovski SHUT UP FAT ASS!
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Wendy Testaburger tagged Stanley Marsh in her profile picture
Stanley Marsh likes this
Eric Cartman Do you really have to post pictures of you two hippies kissing? It's fucking nasty.
Wendy Testaburger Nobody asked you!
Kyle Broflovski Dislike.
Kenneth McCormick Dude, this isn't going to make Stan talk to you.
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Ike Broflovski - Stanley Marsh
Will you please talk to my brother? He's pouting around the house and being a jerk to everyone.
Stanley Marsh I told him not to send me anymore game requests.
Ike Broflovski Please Stan. Take one for the team!
Stanley Marsh Sorry, Ike.
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Kevin Stoley Does anyone want to go to the Star Trek convention with me?
Eric Cartman Nobody wants to go to the Star Trek convention with you because it's stupid and for losers.
Wendy Testaburger Would it kill you to not be such an asshole? I'm sorry Kevin, I hope you find someone to go with you.
Kevin Stoley Thanks Wendy!
Leopold Stotch I'd go with you if I wasn't grounded, even though I don't really like Star Trek!
Kevin Stoley ...thanks Butters….
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Stephen Stotch - Leopold Stotch
Why do I see you online? You're supposed to be grounded mister! You kept your phone in case of an emergency, but as soon as you get home it's gone! One more mess up and you won't be allowed to go to school!
Leopold Stotch I'm sorry dad! I promise it won't happen again!
Linda Stotch Did you not listen to your father? You're grounded for two more weeks!
Leopold Stotch Oh hamburgers!