Author's Note: I gave Lola, Nichole, and Red a last name, because they did not have one. Thank you for all your support. Also, I would like to say that due to being harassed by members of a group called Eliminator because my story 'violates site rules', I have begun also posting this story on ArchiveOfOurOwn (link on my profile) in case this story gets taken down for some reason. I will keep updating it here, but if for some reason it randomly goes missing, you know where to find it.
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Stanley Marsh is at Harbucks with Wendy Testaburger
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Bebe Stevens You guys are so cute together!
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Kenneth McCormick if Kyle Broflovski doesn't stop bitching about Stanley Marsh I am going to lose my shit.
Kyle Broflovski It's not my fault he blocked me!
Kenneth McCormick You kept sending him game requests after he asked you to stop.
Eric Cartman If it gets anymore gay in here I'm going to kill myself.
Kenneth McCormick Do it. I dare you.
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Eric Cartman HEY! Screw you Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski Stan?
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Mr. Hanky - Kyle Broflovski
Howdy ho, Kyle!
Kyle Broflovski - Mr. Hanky
Hi.
Mr. Hanky - Kyle Broflovski
You sound sad, Kyle! What's wrong?
Eric Cartman His boyfriend isn't talking to him so he's had sand in his vagina.
Kyle Broflovski FUCK OFF FAT ASS!
Mr. Hanky Cheer up, Kyle!
Kyle Broflovski ….thanks…
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Herbert Garrison is now friends with Mr. Hat
Herbert Garrison - Mr. Hat
How have you been, Mr. Hat?
Herbert Garrison Mr. Hat?
Herbert Garrison Mr. Hat?
Herbert Garrison Mr. Hat I know you can talk!
Herbert Garrison Please Mr. Hat. :(
Herbert Garrison I miss you Mr. Hat.
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Kyle Broflovski has invited Kenneth McCormick to play Booty Quest
Kenneth McCormick is now playing Booty Quest
Stanley Marsh - Kenneth McCormick
Kyle got to you too?
Kenneth McCormick I was mislead. The game was nothing like I expected.
Stanley Marsh Wrong kind of booty?
Kenneth McCormick Yep. It was just like Candy Crush, except with gems. I'm so disappointed.
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Kevin Stoley is now in a relationship with Lola Jacobs
Wendy Testaburger When did this happen?
Lola Jacobs Earlier today at the Star Trek convention.
Wendy Testaburger You blew off cheer practice to go to the Star Trek convention?!
Lola Jacobs Don't judge me.
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Eric Cartman Remember the time that Clyde started crying in class? Oh wait, that's every day because Clyde Donovan is a crybaby.
Craig Tucker Leave Clyde alone! At least he's not 300 pounds like you are.
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Kenneth McCormick I thought you guys were fighting?
Craig Tucker No, we're not. It's just fun to mess with Clyde.
Clyde Donovan Hey! :'(
Eric Cartman HAH! Cry baby!
Craig Tucker Fuck off, Cartman.
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Stanley Marsh changed his profile picture
Wendy Testaburger Aw! You're so cute! xD
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Randall Marsh Stan?
Stanley Marsh Ugh what dad?
Randall Marsh What does 'xD' mean?
Stanley Marsh It's a laughing face.
Randall Marsh Why don't you use LOL like a normal person?
Stanley Marsh God dammit, normal people do type 'xD'
Randall Marsh Oh.
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Randall Marsh My son Stanley Marsh needs to take the trash out xD
Stanley Marsh Why are you posting this on Facebook? I'll do it later.
Randall Marsh No, you'll do it now! xD
Stanley Marsh Ugh stop saying 'xD'
Randall Marsh But I'm a cool dad xD
Stanley Marsh Yeah whatever.
Randall Marsh xD
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Tweek Tweak GAH! This is too much pressure!
Craig Tucker What's too much pressure?
Tweek Tweak Trying to come up with a Facebook status!
Craig Tucker Let me see your phone?
Tweek Tweak Okay?
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Tweek Tweak My name is Tweek Tweak and I keep my underwear in a box under my bed so the Underpants Gnomes can't find them.
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Tweek Tweak AH! What'd you do that for?! Now they're going to know where my underpants are and steal all of them!
Craig Tucker Dude, calm down.
Tweek Tweak I'm not going to have any underpants left!
Craig Tucker Relax. Nobody is going to steal your underwear.
Tweek Tweak You don't know that!
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Token Black is now friends with Nichole Howard
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Eric Cartman You guys should totally get back together!
Token Black Go fuck yourself.
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Wendy Testaburger is at the mall with Heidi Turner, Red Carter, and Bebe Stevens
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Heidi Turner We're going to have so much fun!
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