Randall Marsh - Stanley Marsh
Stan?
Stanley Marsh Ugh. What dad?
Randall Marsh I heard you broke up with Wendy. xD
Stanley Marsh Yeah. Why is that funny?
Randall Marsh It's not! I'm being a cool dad! xD
Stanley Marsh Okay. What do you want?
Randall Marsh I bought a fresh box of condoms for you. They're in your room. xD
Stanley Marsh Dad, no.
Sharon Marsh Randy! Why would you do that?!
Randall Marsh His girlfriend slept with another man! Our son will not be a pussy! He needs to win her back! xD.
Kenny McCordick Can I have the condoms?
Stanley Marsh Yeah whatever.
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Clyde Donovan - Tweek Tweak
I know who you're dating! ;)
Tweek Tweak GAH! How do you know?! Who told you?!
Clyde Donovan That's irrelevant. When are you going to be Facebook official?
Craig Tucker Did you hack his Facebook again and read his messages?
Clyde Donovan ….no…
Craig Tucker Bull shit. t(-_-t)
Clyde Donovan Why do you always have to pick his side?
Clyde Donovan Is it because he's your boyfriend, Craig?
Craig Tucker God dammit. Fuck you.
Token Black And this is why we don't tell you things. Because you have a big mouth.
Clyde Donovan I'm sorry! :'(
Tweek Tweak AH! Please don't cry!
Clyde Donovan :'(
Clyde Donovan You guys are mean.
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Craig Tucker changed his relationship status to In a Relationship with Tweek Tweak
Clyde Donovan, Token Black, Wendy Testaburger, Ruby Tucker, and 13 others like this
Eric Cartman Well... I never thought anyone would tap his spazzy ass.
Craig Tucker Fuck off Cartman. t(-_-t)
Ruby Tucker I should have known you were dating the blonde guy.
Craig Tucker t(-_-t)
Eric Cartman Craig Tucker is a faggot. Who would have thought?
Ruby Tucker Leave my brother alone, lard ass! t(-_-t)
Craig Tucker likes this comment
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Leopold Stotch Today my dad made me organize the cans in the cupboard alphabetically. It was so much fun!
Eric Cartman You're such a fucking loser, Butters.
Leopold Stotch Well gee...that's not very nice, Eric.
Eric Cartman Grow a pair and get over it. Don't be a pussy.
Leopold Stotch Well uh okay...if you say so!
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Randall Marsh - Wendy Testaburger
I hEaRd yOu cHeAtEd On StAnLeY. Is It BeCaUsE hE hAs A sMalL pEnIs? xD
Eric Cartman and Shelly Marsh likes this
Stanley Marsh God dammit dad! Why?!
Randall Marsh DoN't WoRrY sOn. I'vE gOt YoUr bAcK.
Sharon Marsh Randy! I'm sorry, Stan. Your father has been drinking.
Eric Cartman What else is new?
Shelly Marsh Shut up you stupid, fat turd!
Randall Marsh I'm A cOoL dAd. I'm NoT lIkE tHe ReGuLaR dAdS. YoU'rE jUsT jElLy. xD
Wendy Testaburger I'm sorry Mr. Marsh, but I'd rather not talk about this on Facebook.
Stanley Marsh likes this comment
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Liane Cartman What to do if you have a rash 'down there'.
Eric Cartman What the fuck mom?!
Liane Cartman Oops! Sorry sweetie. I meant to Google that.
Liane Cartman Hot, single dads looking to get fucked by hot, single moms.
Liane Cartman What happens if you eat a condom?
Liane Cartman Can you watch porn while having sex?
Liane Cartman Free PDF of Fifty Shades of Gray.
Liane Cartman 50 different sex positions.
Liane Cartman Shower sex vs counter sex.
Liane Cartman Pole dancing lessons in Colorado.
Liane Cartman How much should you charge for casual sex?
Eric Cartman God dammit mom! You are not on Google!
Liane Cartman Sorry honey, it's really hard for me to multi-task! I'll be home soon. Love you snookums!
Kenny McCordick LOL your mom is a whore.
Eric Cartman Fuck you, Kenny, you poor piece of shit.
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Token Black uploaded a new photo and tagged Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak
Tweek Tweak GAH! I didn't know you took this picture! Are you stalking us?!
Craig Tucker Token was there with us, remember?
Tweek Tweak Right...sorry Token!
Ruby Tucker Aw look at little Craigy kissing his boyfriend. How cuteeeee! Is that a smile I see?! Tweek what have you done with my brother?!
Craig Tucker Go the fuck away, Ruby. Stop harassing Tweek.
Ruby Tucker I'm not trying to harass Tweek. I actually like him.
Ruby Tucker You did good big bro ;)
Craig Tucker Do you live to piss me off? t(-_-t)
Ruby Tucker I'll go away if you give me permission to date Clyde.
Craig Tucker NEVER. Not in a million years.
Token Black I thought we had finally finished using that joke. -_-