Yikes! Sorry it's been forever that I've posted! Real life got pretty crazy. I had to study for finals and then my grandpa became terminally ill with cancer so I ended up driving an hour and a half both ways every other day to visit him. I also got a part time job that quickly escalated to being full time. From now on, I'll try to be better about posting more often.
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Leopold Stotch changed his relationship status to It's Complicated
Stanley Marsh How in the fuck are you in a complicated relationship?
Leopold Stotch Ken and I hang out all the time. Doesn't that mean we're dating?
Eric Cartman I'm pretty sure Kenny is dating some hoe who sucks dick for quarters.
Kenny McCordick likes this comment
Eric Cartman Scratch that, pennies.
Kenny McCordick (◕‿◕✿)
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Token Black is in a relationship with Nichole Howard
Eric Cartman likes this
Eric Cartman Aw you guys are the perfect couple!
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Randall Marsh I have so much #SWAG
Kenny McCormick and Kyle Broflovski like this
Stanley Marsh Oh God, why?!
Randall Marsh #YOLO, did you know that, Stanley?
Kyle Broflovski likes this comment
Kenny McCordick That's right, Mr. Marsh!
Stanley Marsh Shut the fuck up Kenny.
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Kevin Stoley Had a great time with Lola Jacobs. We had a movie marathon of Harry Potter.
Lola Jacobs likes this
Eric Cartman I still don't understand how this relationship works. I'm really going to enjoy the train wreck when it falls apart though.
Kevin Stoley Fuck off, Cartman.
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Kyle Broflovski changed his relationship status to In a Relationship
Stanley Marsh likes this
Eric Cartman Who the fuck are you dating?! Stupid Jew.
Kyle Broflovski A girl I met at synagogue. She doesn't have a Facebook.
Eric Cartman AKA she doesn't exist.
Kyle Broflovski Go fuck yourself, fat ass! At least someone actually likes me. Nobody likes you.
Eric Cartman I wouldn't be so sure of yourself, Kyle. Are you sure this Jewish girl isn't just a figment of your imagination?
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Kyle Broflovski changed his profile picture
Kenny McCordick and Stanley Marsh like this
Kenny McCordick Holy shit, dude. Your girlfriend is hot!
Kyle Broflovski likes this comment
Eric Cartman It's probably just Stan in a wig.
Kyle Broflovski Seriously, fuck you. Don't you have anything better to do?
Kenny McCordick Wait wait wait. Are you insinuating that you think Stan is hot? Gayyyyyyy.
Eric Cartman Fuck off, Kenny.
Kenny McCordick You didn't deny it! And before you say anything, I know I'm a poor piece of shit. :P
Eric Cartman Screw you guys! I'm going home.
Kyle Broflovski Cool. Nobody cares.
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Tweek Tweak Well….I'm not going to be able to walk for days.
Richard Tweek Excuse me?
Tweek Tweak GAH! I didn't post that! It was the gnomes!
Craig Tucker Nope, just Clyde
Clyde Donovan WOW. Whose side are you on, Craig? :P
Craig Tucker What do you think Clyde?
Clyde Donovan That's not fair. :'(
Eric Cartman Did the twitchy fuck finally get laid?
Craig Tucker You never will.
Eric Cartman Screw you, Craig.
Craig Tucker Go away.
Token Black Uh… I think I'm going to stay off of Facebook for a while.
Stanley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and 3 others like this comment
Token Black That's seriously way more than I ever wanted to know.
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Randall Marsh I'm so fancyyyy. You already knowwww. I'm in the fast laneeeee from L.A. to Tokyooooo. Who dat who dat R-A-N-D-Y.
Stanley Marsh OK. I'm going to bleach my eyeballs now.
Randall Marsh Why Stanley? You don't think your dad has #SWAG?
Shelly Marsh No, dad. You do not have '#SWAG'.
Randall Marsh Awwww :( Sharon your children are bullying me!
Sharon Marsh Randy, just get off the computer. You're embarrassing yourself.
Stanley Marsh and Shelly Marsh like this comment
Randall Marsh #Rude! You guys are just #jelly that I'm so cool.
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Phillip Pirrup tagged Damien Thorn in a photo.
Bebe Stevens I always forget that you guys are friends. Opposites attract I guess.
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Eric Cartman If this gets fifty likes, I'll run for class president!
Eric Cartman Why has nobody liked this?
Eric Cartman Fine. Thirty likes.
Eric Cartman Twenty likes?
Eric Cartman God fucking dammit! Ten likes!
Kyle Broflovski Nobody is going to like this, fat ass. A) Wendy is already class president and B) If people could give this an unlike, they would. You would made a terrible class president.
Eric Cartman Your words hurt me deeply, Kyle.
Kyle Broflovski Okay? How is that different from anything you've ever said to me?
Eric Cartman I don't know! You're just a stupid Jew!
Kyle Broflovski K.
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Clyde Donovan chillin' with the bae Ruby Tucker
Ruby Tucker likes this
Craig Tucker …..
Tweek Tweak GAH! Craig is really mad!
Craig Tucker Why are you hanging out with my little sister?
Clyde Donovan Same reason you're hanging out with Tweek right now ;)
Craig Tucker t(-_-t)
Token Black Please...That is not a thought I want to have.